Thanos
Daughter.
Young Gamora
Did you do it?
Thanos
Yes.
Young Gamora
What did it cost?
Thanos
...Everything.
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Rocket Raccoon
You speak Groot?
Thor
Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
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Okoye
When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa
What did you imagine?
Okoye
The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
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[the Guardians bring Thor aboard]
Peter Quill
How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax
He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill
I'm muscular.
Rocket Raccoon
Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill
Yeah, right.
Drax
It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter Quill
What?
[Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter Quill
Gamora, do you think I'm...
Drax
It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter Quill
Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket Raccoon
You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Peter Quill
Stop massaging his muscles.
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[Wong saves Stark]
Tony Stark
Wong, you're invited to my wedding.
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill
Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
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Bus Driver
What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?
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Dr. Stephen Strange
We gotta turn this ship around.
Tony Stark
Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.
Dr. Stephen Strange
No, I want to protect the stone.
Tony Stark
And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.
Dr. Stephen Strange
For what? Nearly blasting me into space?
Tony Stark
Who just saved your magical ass? Me.
Dr. Stephen Strange
I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.
Tony Stark
Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.
Tony Stark
And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.
Peter Parker
I'm backup.
Tony Stark
No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
Dr. Stephen Strange
I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?
Peter Parker
No. I'm Peter, by the way.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Doctor Strange.
Peter Parker
Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
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Tony Stark
I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
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T'Challa
Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses!
[points at Steve Rogers]
T'Challa
And get this man a shield!
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Loki
I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
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Eitri
You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor
Only if I die.
Eitri
Yes. That's what... killing you means.
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Thanos
[from trailer, facing off against the Avengers]
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...
[chuckles]
Thanos
... does put a smile on my face.
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[Banner is trying to Hulk out while fighting Obsidion in the Hulkbuster armor]
Bruce Banner
Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
Hulk
NOOOO!
Bruce Banner
Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!
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Thor
There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill
The Avengers?
Thor
The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis
Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor
He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
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Rocket Raccoon
This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor
Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon
Yeah, he has.
Thor
He's never fought me twice.
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[from trailer]
Nick Fury
There was an idea...
Tony Stark
To bring together, a group of remarkable people...
Vision
To see if we could become something more...
Thor
So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...
Natasha Romanoff
That they never could.
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Peter Parker
Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark
I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
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Tony Stark
If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Stephen Strange
No can do.
Wong
We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
Tony Stark
And I swore off dairy... but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...
Dr. Stephen Strange
Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark
Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange
A bit chalky.
Wong
A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.
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[from trailer]
Thanos
In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.
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Peter Parker
I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.
[Looking at his hands]
Tony Stark
You're alright.
[Eye widening]
Peter Parker
I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go Mr. Stark. I am sorry, tony, I am sorry.
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Gamora
All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one.
[Thanos weeps]
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
They are not for him.
[Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]
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Thanos
You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
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Thanos
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.
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Tony Stark
You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!
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Dr. Stephen Strange
I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill
How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Tony Stark
How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange
...One.
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Peter Quill
[notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora]
Dude. How long have you been standing there?
Drax
An hour.
Peter Quill
An hour?
Gamora
Are you serious?
Drax
I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.
[slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill
You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax
My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill
Mmm, no.
Drax
I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis
Hi, Drax.
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Peter Quill
Wait, who are you?
Peter Parker
We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis
You're the ones Thor told us about.
Tony Stark
You know Thor?
Peter Quill
Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
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Gamora
I was a child when you took me.
Thanos
I saved you.
Gamora
No. We were happy on my home planet.
Thanos
You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora
Because you murdered half the planet.
Thanos
A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora
You're insane.
Thanos
Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora
You don't know that!
Thanos
I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
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Thor
You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
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[Thanos graps Peter by the throat]
Thanos
Insect!
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[from trailer, Spider-Man is down]
Peter Parker
Tony, I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
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Rocket Raccoon
Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor
The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.
Rocket Raccoon
Rabbit?
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Thor
Who the hell are you guys?
[shows the Guardians of the Galaxy]
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Seriously? You don't have any money?
Wong
Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
Dr. Stephen Strange
I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
Wong
Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Dollars?
Wong
Rupees.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Which is?
Wong
A... buck and a half.
Wong
I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
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T'Challa
Yibambe!
Wakandans
YIBAMBE!
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Loki
If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos
Well, if you consider failure experience.
Loki
I consider *experience* experience.
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Thanos
Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Genocide.
Thanos
At random. Dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos
I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Who wants to murder trillions!
Thanos
With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange
And then what?
Thanos
I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on an grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Dr. Stephen Strange
I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
Thanos
Our?
[the Avengers appear]
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Mantis
We are arriving.
Peter Quill
All right, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.
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Tony Stark
Kid, where'd you come from?
Peter Parker
Field trip to MoMa!
[gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]
Peter Parker
Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark
Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
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Thanos
Stark.
Tony Stark
You know me?
Thanos
I do. You're not the only cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark
My only curse is you.
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Ebony Maw
Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.
Tony Stark
Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
[Iron Man blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens]
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Tony Stark
We haven't caught up, have we?
Bruce Banner
No.
Tony Stark
The Avengers broke up. We're toast.
Bruce Banner
Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?
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Dr. Stephen Strange
We're in the end game, now.
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Thor
You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
Rocket Raccoon
Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?
Thor
Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?
[Thor walks away]
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Peter Parker
You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.
[pause]
Peter Parker
Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say.
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[from trailer]
Steve Rogers
Together.
Tony Stark
We'll lose.
Steve Rogers
Then we'll do that together, too.
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[Thor stands over a badly wounded Thanos]
Thor
I told you... that you would die for that.
Thor
NO!
[Thanos snaps his fingers]
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[Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot]
Peter Quill
Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?
Peter Quill
Whoa!
Rocket Raccoon
Language!
Mantis
Hey!
Drax
Wow.
Peter Quill
You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket Raccoon
Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.
[turns to Groot, angrily]
Rocket Raccoon
Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
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Thanos
You're strong... but I could snap my fingers... and you'd all cease to exist.
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[Thanos has Gamora]
Peter Quill
You let her go!
Thanos
Ah, the boyfriend.
Peter Quill
I'd like to think of myself more as a titan-killing, long-term booty call.
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[from trailer]
Thanos
When I'm done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be... I hope they remember you.
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[from trailer]
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Dr. Stephen Strange
If we don't do our jobs...
Tony Stark
What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Protecting your reality, douchebag.
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[catches Drax]
Peter Parker
I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.
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[from trailer]
Thor
[smashes into the windshield of the Milano]
Rocket Raccoon
Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!
Peter Quill
[Inside the Milano, Thor's on a table with the Guardian surrounding him and Peter says to Mantis]
Wake him up.
[Thor violently gasps and wakes up]
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Ebony Maw
Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark
That means get lost, Squidward!
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[last lines]
Nick Fury
Oh, no... Motherf...
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Tony Stark
You're from Earth?
Peter Quill
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark
Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
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T'Challa
Today we don't fight for any life... we fight for ALL of them.
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Thanos
How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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Gamora
All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you want to know why? Because you love nothing. No one.
[Thanos sheds a tear]
Gamora
Really, tears?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
They are not for him.
Gamora
No. This isn't love.
Thanos
I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Gamora.
Gamora
NO!
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Tony Stark
Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner
Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him.
Tony Stark
This is it. What's our timeline?
Bruce Banner
No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
Dr. Stephen Strange
He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
Tony Stark
Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of?"
Dr. Stephen Strange
Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
[the cloak of Levitation slaps Tony]
Tony Stark
I'm going to allow that.
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Rocket Raccoon
Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.
[gives Thor an eyeball]
Thor
What's this?
Rocket Raccoon
What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.
Thor
They gave you his eye?
Rocket Raccoon
No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
Thor
Thank you, sweet rabbit.
[Thor puts in the eyeball]
Rocket Raccoon
Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my...
[beeping noise goes off on the ship]
Rocket Raccoon
Hey, we're here.
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Eitri
You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!
Thor
Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
Eitri
[sits down]
Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. "Your life is yours," he said. "But your hands... Your hands are mine alone."
Thor
Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed - every axe, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.
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Thanos
Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.
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Proxima Midnight
He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
Steve Rogers
That's not gonna happen.
T'Challa
You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
Proxima Midnight
We, have blood to spare.
Steve Rogers
Not exactly.
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Stonekeeper
What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.
Stonekeeper
The price. The Soul Stone holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.
Thanos
Tell me what it needs.
Stonekeeper
To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the stone demands a sacrifice.
Thanos
Of what?
Stonekeeper
In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.
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Eitri
Damn it.
Rocket Raccoon
"Damn it?" What's "damn it" mean?
Eitri
The mechanism is crippled.
Thor
What?
Eitri
With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.
Thor
How long will it take to heat?
Eitri
A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
Thor
I'm gonna hold it open.
Eitri
That's suicide.
Thor
So is facing Thanos without that axe.
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Still no word from Vision?
James Rhodes
Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
James Rhodes
You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
James Rhodes
If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
James Rhodes
That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
You having second thoughts?
James Rhodes
Not anymore.
[Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room]
Steve Rogers
Mr. Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff
You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers
I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
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T'Challa
Wakanda forever!
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On-Set Proxima Midnight
He'll die alone, as will you.
Natasha Romanoff
She's not alone.
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Spare his life and I'll give you the stone.
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Thor
Looks like you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.
Groot
I am Groot!
Steve Rogers
I am Steve Rogers.
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[from trailer]
Thor
Something is very wrong.
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Ebony Maw
Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Thanos. You may think this is suffering, no. It is salvation. The universal scale tips toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
Thanos
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail none the less.
[Picks Thor off the ground]
Thanos
Frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it? Run from it? Destiny arrives all the same, and now it's here. Or should I say: I am.
Thor
You talk too much.
Thanos
[to Loki while holding Thor by the head]
The Tesseract. Or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.
Loki
Oh, I do. Kill away.
Thor
[Shrieks in pain as Thanos presses the Power stone against his head]
Loki
All right, stop!
Thor
We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.
Loki
[Presents the Tesseract to Thanos]
Thor
You really are the worst, brother.
Loki
I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos
Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki
Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
Ebony Maw
[Presenting the Tesseract to Thanos]
My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones. The universe, lies within your grasp.
Thanos
There are two more stones on Earth. Find them my children, bring them to me on Titan.
Proxima Midnight
Father, we will not fail you.
Loki
If I might interject. If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that area.
Thanos
If you consider failure experience.
Loki
I consider experience experience. Almighty Thanos... I, Loki, prince of Asgard... Odinson... the rightful king of the Jotunheim... god of mischief... do hereby pledge to you... my undying fidelity.
Thanos
[Uses the Gauntlet to stop Loki attempting to stab him in the neck]
Undying? You should chose your words more carefully.
Thanos
No resurrections this time.
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[Mantis places her hand on Thanos]
Drax
What does this MONSTER have to MOURN?
Nebula
Gamora. He went to Vormir with her, he came back with the Soul stone, which means...
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Peter Quill
What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.
Tony Stark
Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.
[to Drax]
Tony Stark
Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"
Peter Quill
See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Mantis
Kick names, take ass.
Drax
Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark
[long pause]
Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill
"Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.
Tony Stark
We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill
Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.
Drax
Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.
Tony Stark
What dance off?
Peter Quill
It's not a... it's not a... it...
Peter Parker
Like in Footloose the movie?
Peter Quill
Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker
It never was.
Tony Stark
Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...
Peter Quill
"Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.
Tony Stark
Your math is blowing my mind
Mantis
Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
Tony Stark
Strange? You alright?
Tony Stark
You're back here.
Peter Parker
Hey, what was that?
Dr. Stephen Strange
I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill
How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Tony Stark
How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange
One.
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Thor
More power, Rabbit!
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Vision
[Shrieks in pain]
Wanda Maximoff
What is it?
Vision
He's here.
Steve Rogers
Everyone on my position, we have incoming.
Bruce Banner
Cap, that's him.
Steve Rogers
Eyes up. Stay sharp!
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Steve Rogers
Where'd he go? Thor? Where'd he go?
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[Gamora looks at the cup for a moment, then throws it at Thanos' throne]
Gamora
I always hated that chair.
Thanos
So I've been told.
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Ebony Maw
Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now i...
Tony Stark
I'm sorry! Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
Ebony Maw
Stone keeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark
He means get lost, Squidward!
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Thanos
[after a brutal fight with several of the Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers, they manage to cut Thanos' cheek]
All this, just for a drop of blood.
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Dr. Stephen Strange
[to Stark]
If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
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Thanos
The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange
You will find our will equal to your own!
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Nebula
He did it.
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[to Iron Man]
Peter Quill
I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
Tony Stark
Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?
Drax
I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?
Peter Quill
Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
[puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Tony Stark
Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!
[points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax
Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis
No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange
She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill
Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!
[to Spider-Man]
Peter Quill
Starting with you!
Dr. Stephen Strange
Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill
What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark
You're from Earth?
Peter Quill
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark
Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker
So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill
[incredulous]
"With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl -- wait, who are you?
Mantis
You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark
You know Thor?
Peter Quill
Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Where is he now?
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Tony... there was no other way.
[turns into dust and blows away]
Peter Parker
Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good.
[looking at his hands]
Tony Stark
You're all right.
Peter Parker
I don't-I don't know what's happening. I don't... Save me, save me!
[falls toward Tony Stark and holds onto him, begins to cry]
Peter Parker
I don't want to go. I don't want to go, Mr. Stark. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go...
[falls onto ground with Tony beside him]
Peter Parker
I'm sorry...
[turns into dust and blows away]
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Thor
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
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Bruce Banner
Thanos has the biggest army in the universe. And he is not gonna stop until he... he gets... Vision's stone.
Natasha Romanoff
Well, then we have to protect it.
Vision
No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. Also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity will fail.
Wanda Maximoff
Yeah, and you with it. I'm not having this conversation.
Vision
Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain Thanos can't get it.
Wanda Maximoff
That's too high a price.
Vision
Only you have the power to pay it.
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[to Gamora]
You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
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Dr. Stephen Strange
A simple spell, but quite effective.
Ebony Maw
Then I will take it off your corpse.
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Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
Welcome Thanos, son of Alars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
Thanos
You know us?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
It is my curse to know all who journey here.
Thanos
Where is the Soul Stone?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
You should know it exacts a terrible price.
Thanos
I am prepared.
Red Skull (Stonekeeper)
We all think that at first. We are all wrong.
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[during the battle at Wakanda after Rocket and Bucky team up]
Rocket Raccoon
How much for the gun?
Bucky Barnes
It's not for sale.
Rocket Raccoon
Okay, then how much for the arm?
[Bucky walks away]
Rocket Raccoon
Oh, I'll get that arm.
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Eitri
You understand boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor
Only if I die.
Eitri
Yes. That's what killing you means.
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[to Peter]
Thanos
She's asked, hasn't she?
Thanos
Do it.
[pushes Gamora forward]
Thanos
Do it!
Peter Quill
I love you, too.
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Tony Stark
Wow. You are a seriously loyal piece of hardware.
Peter Parker
Yeah, Speaking of loyalty...
[Tony Stark turns to Peter Parker]
Peter Parker
I know what you're gonna say to me.
Tony Stark
You should not be here.
Peter Parker
I was gonna go home.
Tony Stark
I don't want to hear it.
Peter Parker
But it was such a long way down and I just thought about...
Tony Stark
And now, I gotta hear it.
Peter Parker
And this suit is, ridiculously intuitive, by the way. So, if anything, its kind of your fault that I'm here.
Tony Stark
What did you just say?
Peter Parker
I take that back.
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Bruce Banner
[to Obsidion, in the Hulkbuster armor]
Oh, no you don't. This isn't gonna be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap out of the Hulk.
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.
Thanos
I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.
Dr. Stephen Strange
You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thanos
Where do you think he brought you?
Dr. Stephen Strange
Let me guess, your home?
Thanos
It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Genocide.
Thanos
They called me a mad man.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos
I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos
With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Then what?
Thanos
I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange
I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.
Thanos
Our?
Peter Quill
Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off!
[Battle begins]
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Rocket Raccoon
Come and get some, space dogs!
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[Thanos kills Heimdall]
Thor
You're going to die for that!
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Bruce Banner
Thanos is coming... He's coming.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Who?
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[Nebula appears to fight Thanos]
Thanos
Well, well.
Nebula
You should have killed me.
Thanos
Would have been a waste of parts!
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Thor
Bring me Thanos!
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Gamora's Mother
Shh. We're gonna be safe
Young Gamora
[Weapons fire overhead and Gamora screams]
Ebony Maw
[Thanos' Chitauri army round up the Zehoborei people]
Choose a side or die. One side a revelation, the other an honour known only to a few.
Young Gamora
My mother. Where's my mother?
Thanos
What's your name?
Young Gamora
Gamora.
Thanos
You're quite the fighter Gamora. Come, let me help you.
[Walks Gamora away from the people being rounded up]
Thanos
Look.
[Pulls out a doube edged switchblade]
Thanos
Pretty, isn't is?
[Balances it on his index finger]
Thanos
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Too much to one side and the other...
[Hands it to Gamora]
Thanos
Here, you try.
Ebony Maw
[to one half of the Zehoberei people about to be slaughtered by the Chitauri]
Now go in peace and meet your maker.
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Peter Quill
I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.
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Thor
Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That's life though, isn't it, I guess. Goest round and round and... I feel your pain.
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Bruce Banner
Woah.
Shuri
The structure is polymorphic.
Bruce Banner
Right. We... we had to attach each neuron none... none sequentially.
Shuri
Why didn't you just preprogram the synopsis to work collectively?
Bruce Banner
[as Vision turns his attention to Banner with curiosity]
Because, we, didn't... think of it?
Shuri
I'm sure you did your best.
Wanda Maximoff
Can you do it?
Shuri
Yes. But there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures.
[to T'Challa]
Shuri
It will take time brother.
Steve Rogers
How long?
Shuri
As long as you can give me.
[Alarms wails and Okoye informs them that something has entered the atmosphere]
Sam Wilson
Hey, Cap. We got a situation out here.
James Rhodes
Don't start celebrating yet guys. We got more incoming outside the dome!
Vision
It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now.
Natasha Romanoff
Vision, get your ass back on the table.
T'Challa
We will hold them off.
Steve Rogers
Wanda. As soon as that stone is out of his head, you blow it to hell.
Wanda Maximoff
I will.
T'Challa
Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a shield.
[pointing at Steve]
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You throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it.
Thanos
Stark!
Tony Stark
You know me?
Thanos
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark
My only curse is you.
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[first lines]
Asgardian Distress Call
This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault. I repeat, we are under assault. The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families. We have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft!
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T'Challa
Up, General. Up! This is no place to die.
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[deleted scene]
Thanos
When you left me all those years ago, I allowed it. You haven't been under the impression that you escaped? Daughter, I raised you so much smarter than that.
Gamora
I am not your daughter! You didn't raise me, you kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me! Everything I hate about myself comes from you.
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Rocket Raccoon
This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor
Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon
Yeah he has.
Thor
He has never fought me twice.
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[Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]
Steve Rogers
Mr Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff
You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers
I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Arrest them.
James Rhodes
All over it.
[Shuts off the hologram]
James Rhodes
. That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers
You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff
Hey.
James Rhodes
Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson
Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Bruce Banner
I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff
Hi Bruce.
Bruce Banner
Nat.
Sam Wilson
This is awkward.
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Tony Stark
Alright kid, you're an Avenger now...
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Peter Quill
[to Rocket]
For the record, I know you're only going to Nidavellir because it's where Thanos isn't.
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Peter Quill
Let her go, Grimace!
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Dr. Stephen Strange
A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Ebony Maw
Then I will take it off your corpse.
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Tony Stark
Come on. We got a situation. See him down there? He's in trouble. What's your plan? Go.
Peter Parker
Um. Okay, okay... uh... Okay. Did you ever see this really old movie, Aliens?
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Proxima Midnight
He'll die alone, as will you.
Natasha Romanoff
She's not alone.
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[Spoiler]
[Tony and Peter are trying to get the gauntlet off of Thanos' hand while Mantis is controlling his mind]
Peter Quill
Not so strong now, huh? Where's Gamora?
Thanos
My Gamora...
Peter Quill
Oh, bullshit! Where is she?
Mantis
He is in anguish.
Peter Quill
Good.
Mantis
He... he mourns.
Drax
What does this MONSTER have to mourn?
Nebula
Gamora.
Nebula
He took her to Vormir. He came back with the Soul Stone... and she didn't.
Tony Stark
Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now. You understand? Don't. Don't engage, we almost got this off!
Peter Quill
Tell me she's lying.
[Thanos doesn't answer]
Peter Quill
ASSHOLE! Tell me you didn't do it!
Thanos
I... had... to.
[starts punching Thanos]
Peter Quill
NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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Peter Quill
I feel your pain as well, because... I mean, it's not a competition, but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother. And then I had to kill my father. That was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. Plus, I came out with both my eyes, which was...
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You have my respect Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.
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Thanos
[to Gamora]
You're strong. Me, the generous... me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
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Natasha Romanoff
We don't want to kill you, but we will
Proxima Midnight
You'll never get the chance again
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Spider-Man
On it!
[Spider-Man swings after Doctor Strange, who is also being chased by Ebony Maw. Ebony Maw uses his powers to throw a billboard at Spider-Man, knocking him down, but he recovers]
Spider-Man
Not cool.
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Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all
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Vision
The blade. It stopped me from phasing.
Wanda Maximoff
Is that even possible?
Vision
It isn't supposed to be. My systems are failing. I'm beginning to think... we should have stayed in bed.
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Eitri
You understand boy, you're taking the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor
And if I die?
Eitri
Yes, that's what killing you means
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Peter Parker
Uhh, Mr. Stark? I'm being beamed up!
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Dr. Stephen Strange
A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Ebony Maw
Then I will take it off you a corpse.
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Ebony Maw
Hear me... and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... No. It is salvation... Universal scales, tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice... Smile, for even in death you have become children of Thanos.
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T'Challa
Today, we don't fight for just one life. We fight for all of them.
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Ebony Maw
In all the time I have served Thanos, I have never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on time, with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there will be... judgment.
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Spider-Man
[after arriving on Titan]
Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Iron Man
I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Do you understand?
Spider-Man
I'm trying to say that something is coming.
[a grenade rolls across the floor toward the trio. It explodes, knocking them backwards. Dr. Strange looks up to see Star-Lord, Drax, and Mantis enter the ship through a hole]
Drax
Thanos!
[throws his knives at Dr. Strange, who conjures a magic shield to stop them. Drax yells and tries to charge, but the Cloak of Levitation wraps itself around Drax's face, tackling him to the ground. Star-Lord flies up while firing at Iron Man. Iron Man fires back while rocketing upward as well. He fires a rocket at Star-Lord, who dodges, but the explosion throws him backward. Iron Man grabs him and throws him to the deck. Star-Lord activates a device he had attached to Iron Man's chest, which pulls him toward the wall and sticks him there. Spider-Man wakes up to find Mantis standing in front of him]
Spider-Man
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!
[webs her up, but before he can do any more, Star-Lord comes flying in and kicks him aside]
Star-Lord
Stay down, clown.
[Star-Lord fires his blasters at Spider-Man, who leaps into the rafters and dodges the blasts. He lands on the ground and tries to leap toward Star-Lord, but Star-Lord throws a electrical bola at him, sending him tumbling to the ground]
[Iron Man frees himself from the wall, flies over to Drax, and pins him under his boot while the Cloak of Levitation flies back to Dr. Strange]
[he retracts his helmet]
Star-Lord
I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Iron Man
Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax
I'll do *you* one better. Why is Gamora?
Star-Lord
Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Iron Man
Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!
[aims his arm cannon at Drax]
Drax
Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis
No, he can't take it!
Doctor Strange
She's right. He can't.
Star-Lord
Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
[to Spider-Man]
Star-Lord
Starting with you.
Doctor Strange
Wait, what, Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve?
Star-Lord
What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Iron Man
You're from Earth.
Star-Lord
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Iron Man
Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for?
Spider-Man
So you're not with Thanos?
Star-Lord
*With* Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
[Star-Lord releases him]
Mantis
You're the ones Thor told us about.
Iron Man
You know Thor?
Star-Lord
Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Doctor Strange
Where is he now?
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[Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]
Steve Rogers
Mr Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff
You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers
I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross
Arrest them.
James Rhodes
All over it.
[Shuts off the hologram]
James Rhodes
. That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers
You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff
Hey.
James Rhodes
Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson
Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Hulk
I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff
Hi Bruce.
Hulk
Nat.
Sam Wilson
This is awkward.
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Rocket Raccoon
No, Groot... no, no, no, no! Oh... Groot. No...
[Groot fades away completely]
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Dr. Stephen Strange
Under no circumstances can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand...
Tony Stark
What?
Dr. Stephen Strange
...what's at stake here.
Tony Stark
No, it's you who doesn't understand that Thanos has been inside my head for six years. Since he sent an army to New York and now he's back. And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his, but you saw what they did, what they can do. At least on his turf, he's not expecting it. So I take we take the fight to him. Doctor. Do you concur?
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James Rhodes
Yeah, he's a king.
[T'Challa smiles]
Bruce Banner
[clears throat, bows to T'Challa]
James Rhodes
What are you doing?
T'Challa
So how big of an assault should we expect?
Bruce Banner
Uh, sir, sir, I think you should expect quite a big assault.
T'Challa
You will have my King's Guard, the Border Tribe, the Dora Milaje and...
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Thor
Noticed you've copied my beard.
[Groot impales several Outriders with his arm]
Thor
Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.
Groot
I am Groot.
Steve Rogers
I am Steve Rogers.
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[to Vision]
Give up the stone and she lives.
[Vision tackles him through the air]
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T'Challa
And the Border Tribe?
Okoye
Those that are left.
T'Challa
Send word to the Jabari as well. M'Baku likes a good fight.
Okoye
And what of this one?
T'Challa
This one may be tired of war, but the White Wolf has rested long enough.
[they reach their destination. The guards set down a case and open it. Bucky Barnes steps forward and examines the contents, a new metallic arm]
Bucky Barnes
Where's the fight?
T'Challa
On its way.
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Mantis
Be quick. He is very strong.
Iron Man
Parker, help. Get over here. She can't hold him much longer. Let's go.
[they start to pull the Gauntlet off]
Spider-Man
We gotta open his fingers to get it off.
Star-Lord
[flies down in front of Thanos]
I thought you'd be harder to catch. By the way, this was my plan. Not so strong now, huh? Where is Gamora?
Star-Lord
Oh, bullshit. Where is she?
Mantis
He is in anguish.
Star-Lord
Good.
Mantis
He... he mourns.
Drax
What does this monster have to mourn?
Nebula
Gamora.
Star-Lord
What?
Nebula
He took her to Vormir. He came back with the Soul Stone. But she didn't.
Iron Man
[as Quill turns to face Thanos]
Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now. You understand? Don't, don't, don't engage. We almost got this off!
Thanos
I had to.
Star-Lord
No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
[whips out his blaster and starts punching Thanos]
Star-Lord
NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[Thanos opens his and pulls the Gauntlet back on. He then blasts the heroes back. He throws Mantis off his shoulders]
Spider-Man
Oh, God.
[he leaps up and catches Mantis. He uses his spider-legs to cushion their fall]
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James Rhodes
What is this? What the hell is happening?
Steve Rogers
Oh, God.
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[the Bifrost suddenly beams down into the battlefield, knocking back several Outriders. Stormbreaker suddenly emerges from the beam and cuts through the Outriders. It returns to Thor's hand as he emerges from the Bifrost with Rocket and Groot. The Avengers and the Wakandan army look on in shock and awe. Bruce lifts up the face-plate of his armor]
[the Black Order look on in slight worry]
Thor
BRING ME THANOS!
[he, Rocket, and Groot charge toward the army. Thor leaps upward and brings Stormbreaker down with force, knocking back the Outriders]
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[Thano bends down and gently strokes her head]
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Iron Man
Kid, where'd you come from?
Spider-Man
A field trip to MoMA.
[Cull Obsidian grabs Spider-Man and throws him away, but he swings back in]
Spider-Man
Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
Iron Man
Uh, he's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
[Cull Obsidian grabs Spider-Man in his chain-hammer and swings him around before throwing him away. He then throws a taxi at Iron Man, but he dodges. Spider-Man snags the taxi with his webbing and slams it right on top of Cull Obsidian]
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Bruce Banner
Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.
Tony Stark
Yeah, that's the thing.
Bruce Banner
What do you mean?
Tony Stark
Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.
Bruce Banner
What?
Tony Stark
Yeah.
Bruce Banner
Tony, you lost another super-bot?
Tony Stark
I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Well, who could find Vision, then?
[louder]
Tony Stark
Probably Steve Rogers.
Dr. Stephen Strange
Oh, great.
Tony Stark
Maybe.
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Tony Stark
Cap and I fell out hard. We're not on speaking terms.
Bruce Banner
Tony, listen to me. Thor's gone. Thanos is coming. It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not.
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Thor
Knowhere.
Mantis
He must be going somewhere.
Peter Quill
No, no. Knowhere? It's a place, we've been there. It sucks.
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Peter Parker
[Tony saves Peter by sending him the 17:A suit from the Avengers Heartquarters to space]
Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!
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Star-Lord
Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a complement. Don't forget I'm half human. So that's fifty percent of me that's stupid, that's one hundred percent of you.
Iron Man
Your math is blowing my mind.
Mantis
Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?
[Strange is sitting cross-legged in midair, using the Time Stone's power. Tony runs up to him as he collapses]
Iron Man
Strange? We all right? You're back. You're alright.
Spider-Man
Hey, what was that?
Doctor Strange
I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Star-Lord
How many did you see?
Doctor Strange
Fourteen million, six hundred and five.
Iron Man
How many did we win?
[long beat]
Doctor Strange
One.
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Proxima Midnight
He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
Steve Rogers
That's not gonna happen.
T'Challa
You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
Proxima Midnight
We, have blood to spare.
Bucky Barnes
They surrender?
Steve Rogers
Not exactly.
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Steve Rogers
Somebody get to Vision!
Scarlet Witch
On my way.
[Proxima Midnight suddenly knocks her into a ditch and rolls her over]
Proxima Midnight
He'll die alone. As will you.
Black Widow
She's not alone.
[Widow and Okoye surround Proxima on both sides]
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Mantis
Death follows him like a shadow...
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Black Widow
After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families. They're on house arrest.
Bruce Banner
Who's Scott?
Steve Rogers
Scott Lang. Ant-Man.
Bruce Banner
There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?
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Iron Man
Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
[he fires a rocket into the wall, blasting it open. Ebony Maw is instantly sucked out into space. Strange also starts to sucked out. The Cloak of Levitation tries to save him, but he slips out of its grip. Spider-Man shoots a web-line out and tries to pull Strange up, but the piece of metal that he's holding onto breaks. As they're being pulled toward the hole, Spider-Man's armor deploys artificial spider-legs and keeps them from falling out]
Spider-Man
Yes! Wait, what are those?
[he pulls Strange back in while Iron Man seals the hole. Ebony Maw's body drifts away into space]
[the Cloak looks at him and then flies back to Strange]
Spider-Man
Cool.
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Thanos
I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right... yet to fail, nonetheless.
Thanos
It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. But I ask you, to what end? Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I am.
Thor
You talk too much.
Thanos
The Tesseract. Or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.
Loki
Oh, I do. Kill away.
Loki
All right, stop!
Thor
We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.
Thor
You really are the worst brother.
Loki
I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos
Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki
Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
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James Rhodes
[after reuniting with the other Avengers]
Wow, you guys... really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Falcon
Yeah, well the hotels weren't exactly five stars.
Bruce Banner
Uh, I think you look great.
[he walks out into view]
Bruce Banner
Yeah, I'm back.
Black Widow
Hi, Bruce.
Bruce Banner
Nat.
[long silence]
Falcon
This is awkward.
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Gamora
Peter...
Star-Lord
I told you to go right.
Gamora
Now? Really?
Thanos
Ah, the boyfriend.
Star-Lord
Like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing, long-term booty call. Let. Her. Go.
Gamora
Peter.
Star-Lord
I'm gonna blow that chin right off your face.
Gamora
Peter. Not him.
[Quill hesitates]
Gamora
You promised. You promised.
[he reluctantly aims his blaster at her]
Thanos
Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him.
[turns to Quill]
Thanos
She's asked, hasn't she? Do it.
[He shoves Gamora directly in front of him]
Thanos
Do it!
Gamora
I love you more than anything.
Star-Lord
I love you too.
[both of them close their eyes and Quill pulls the trigger, but only bubbles come out, courtesy of the Reality Stone]
Thanos
I like you.
[teleports away with Gamora]
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[the Mind Stone starts to glow and Vision grunts in pain]
Vision
He's here.
[the wind starts to blow]
Steve Rogers
Everyone on my position. We have incoming
[everyone looks around in worry]
Black Widow
What the hell?
[a portal opens in the middle of the forest. Thanos steps through it and stares at the heroes]
Bruce Banner
Cap. That's him.
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[attacking Thanos through a series of portals]
Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick! Magic with a...
[Thanos grabs him and slams him to the ground]
Thanos
Insect!
[throws him into Doctor Strange]
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Thanos
I'm a survivor.
Doctor Strange
Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
Doctor Strange
And then what?
Thanos
I'd finally rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Doctor Strange
I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
Thanos
Our?
[Iron Man drops a column on him from above]
Iron Man
Piece of cake, Quill.
Star-Lord
Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off.
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[Cap, Widow, and Falcon have arrived to defend Vision from the Black Order. Falcon air-tackles Proxima Midnight into the next room. He then fires mini-rockets at Corvus Glaive, who deflects them. Cap then throws Midnight's spear to Widow. She uses it to attack Glaive, severely injuring him, stabbing through his chest, flipping him over, then kicking him away. Proxima summons her spear back, then lunges at Widow, intending to kill her. Cap grabs Glaive's weapon and uses it to block Midnight's blow. After dueling with Cap and Widow, Midnight is knocked back by Falcon, who holds her and Glaive at gunpoint]
Corvus Glaive
I can't.
Black Widow
We don't wanna kill you, but we will.
Proxima Midnight
You'll never get the chance again.
[their ship beams them up]
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Tony Stark
Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner
Thanos. He's a plague Tony, he invades planets, he takes what it wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki!... the attack on New York, that's him!
Tony Stark
This is it... what's our timeline?
Bruce Banner
No telling. He has the power and space stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe, if he gets his hands on all six stones Tony...
Dr. Stephen Strange
He could destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of.
Tony Stark
Did you seriously just said "hitherto undreamt of"?
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Thor
Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain, sir.
Rocket Raccoon
You're very perceptive.
Thor
You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?
Rocket Raccoon
Ah, let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me! Yeah. I'll go.
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Peter Quill
Look, this is my ship. And I'm not going to... wait, what kind of... w-what kind of weapon are talkin' about here?
Thor
The Thanos-killing kind.
Peter Quill
Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?
Thor
No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness.
Rocket Raccoon
Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?
Thor
Mmm, a little bit, yeah.
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[as more Outriders approach them, Bucky picks up Rocket and swings him around, both of them firing their weapons]
Rocket Raccoon
Come on! Get some! Get some! Get some! Come on, get some!
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Tony Stark
I'm sorry, you giving out tickets or something?
Dr. Stephen Strange
We need your help. Look, it's not overselling to say that the fate of the universe is at stake.
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Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.
[Hulk charges forward and slams into Thanos while Loki drops the Tesseract and pulls Thor out of the way. Hulk then begins punching Thanos rapidly, then grabs his neck and drives him into the wall. Cull Obsidian starts to step forward, but Ebony Maw stops him]
Ebony Maw
Let him have his fun.
[Thanos grabs Hulk's wrists and peels them away. He then lands a blow to Hulk's neck, causing him to cry out in pain. Hulk tries to strike back, but Thanos blocks his blows. He then delivers a series of powerful punches, dazing Hulk. Thanos lifts Hulk over his head and slams him to the floor. Thor tries to attack Thanos, but Thanos slaps him back. Ebony Maw telekinetically restrains Thor with metal]
[lifts his arm and the power of the Bifrost flows through him. He casts the power around the Hulk, lifting him off the ground and teleporting him away and safe from harm. Thanos approaches Heimdall]
Thanos
That was a mistake.
[plunges a blade through Heimdall's chest, killing him]
Thor
NO! You're going to die for that!
[Ebony Maw telekinetically muffles Thor]
Ebony Maw
Shh.
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Tony Stark
Banner, you want a piece?
Bruce Banner
No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?
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Tony Stark
Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?
Pepper Potts
Yeah.
Tony Stark
Okay, and then you're like, "Oh my God, there's no bathroom. What am I gonna do? Oh! Someone's watching. I'm gonna go in my pants."
Pepper Potts
Right. And then you wake up and in real life you actually have to pee.
Tony Stark
Yes.
Pepper Potts
Yeah. Everybody has that.
Tony Stark
Right! That's the point I'm trying to make.
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Thanos
Is it sadness I sense in you, daughter? In my heart, I knew you still cared. But one ever knows for sure. Reality is often disappointing. That is, it was. Now - reality can be whatever I want.
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