Eddie Movie Quotes
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Bailey! Bailey! Bailey, you gonna try something new tonight, like trying to coach? It's the NBA, buddy - no buttheads allowed, but you keep coming back. I don't understand it.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Hey, Patton, pass the ball! What are you, the black hole of basketball? Come on!
Joe Sparks
(to Stacy) You going to let her call you a black ho?
Darren Taylor
Man, a HOLE.
Stacy Patton
What's a black hole?
Polynice, Olden
A black hole is a theoretical object in space. It is so dense that matter collapses... and light itself cannot escape. (shoots his free throw)
Terry Hastings
I knew that.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Was that your mistake, Mr. Rodman? I think so.
Dennis Rodman
Your team don't know how to play. Bad shots... bad coach...
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Bad hair.
Dennis Rodman
At least I look good.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
For the moment. Get your earrings, baby. You look naked.
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Joe Sparks
(to Stacy) I don't get it, man. Is she "The Gipper" or not?
Stacy Patton
Man, you sure are white!
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Coach John Bailey
(now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?
Carl Zimmer
I don't know where she is.
Coach John Bailey
Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.
Carl Zimmer
Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.
Coach John Bailey
Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.
Carl Zimmer
I wasn't talking about you.
Coach John Bailey
Chump.
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[after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
That was Walt Frazier's jersey!
Fair Weather Fan
That's Walt Frazier's jersey!
Walt Frazier
Hey, yo, that's my jersey!
"Wild Bill" Burgess
And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.
Marv Albert
Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.
Coach John Bailey
A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
You realize your son got a D in English?
Rae Jones
What's that got to do with him playing ball?
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?" You need to start paying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court.
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Al Trautwig
Do you think she can get the team out of the basement?
Rudolph Giuliani
She can't do any worse.
Edward Koch
The Knicks were winning when I was mayor.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
I thought this was a professional basketball team. Obviously, I'm out of my mind. I'm in here with rap artists and pitchmen, line-slingers, and ho-mongers, and ASSHOLES.
Darren Taylor
Eddie, please!
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
No! Knicks, please, Preacher! Do you remember that people pay to come and see you guys? People spent $2,000 on season tickets up in the nosebleed sections because they think you guys are worthwhile. And what about the little kids? Oh, forget about them, huh? The little kids who actually think you guys are heroes - stupid them!
Darren Taylor
Two thousand dollars for season tickets- that makes you think.
Stacy Patton
Yeah, homegirl had some shitty seats.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Excuse me! Lawyers, agents, models, pseudo-models, rappers, people with bad rugs - if you're not wearing a jersey that says New York Knicks, get up and get out right now.
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MSG Announcer
At forward, 6'9", Anthony "Pig" Miller!
Claudine
Why do they call him "Pig"?
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
'Cause he's not kosher.
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ESPN Radio Announcer
ESPN.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Yeah, put me on with this clown.
ESPN Radio Announcer
(to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.
Himself
Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.
"Wild Bill" Burgess
Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)
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MSG Announcer
Standing tall at 7 feet, from the Republic of Georgia- and I don't mean Atlanta- Ivan Radovadovitch!
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Referee
That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!
Ivan Radovadovitch
Ivan take charge!
Coach John Bailey
(to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.
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Coach John Bailey
[during the pre-game pep talk] Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor?
Carl Zimmer
He's praying.
Coach John Bailey
Well, tell him to pray over here!
Carl Zimmer
Darren!
[Taylor joins the huddle]
Coach John Bailey
Come on, guys, let's go! Hastings! Hastings! Wake up! If you're open, take the jumper, if not, look down low for Ivan!
Ivan Radovadovitch
I-van.
Coach John Bailey
Whatever.
Ivan Radovadovitch
Ivan make basket.
Stacy Patton
Whoa, whoa, whoa, if Stacey Patton don't shoot, Stacey Patton don't play.
Nate Wilson
Man, quit referring to yourself in the third person and pay attention, asshole.
Darren Taylor
Hey, man, watch the language!
Stacy Patton
Back off, pal!
Coach John Bailey
Hey, hey, hey, Patton, I'm not warning you again, okay?
Ivan Radovadovitch
Ivan make basket!
Carl Zimmer
Excusee me, Coach, I'd look for Jamal.
Coach John Bailey
Right, right. Hey, Logo-head, what are you looking at?
Terry Hastings
Nate, she used my tickets on her divorce lawyer.
Coach John Bailey
Excuse me, would you mind getting in the game here?
Referee
Hey, let's play ball.
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
You know
["Wild Bill"]
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
takes a chance every time he comes riding out on that dumb old horse, not realizing that eventually somebody's going to hit him upside the head with a hot dog.
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Ivan Radovadovitch
Ivan make basket.
"Wild Bill" Burgess
Well, then, Ivan make money.
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David Letterman
And the number one reason Eddie Franklin has the Knicks playing so well... co-ed showers!
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Avery Johnson
This is just a publicity stunt for you. You are not a coach!
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
You're not a player, looking like a little roach.
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Vlade Divac
[In Serbian, during pregame warmups]
How did you do last game?
Ivan Radovadovitch
[In Russian]
Ivan make basket.
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Ivan Radovadovitch
[Ivan is doing a commercial]
Ivan learn important English words like "renegotiate," "eliminate salary cap," and "union lockout."
[the respective words appear on screen]
Ivan Radovadovitch
That is why I am Hooked on Phonics.
[Ivan turns to the camera holds up a box saying "Hooked on Phonics" as the phone number appears on screen]
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Trautwig, Al
To me, it looks like two of New York's most respected retailers love Eddie.
Rahman, Mujibur
Eddie is the best thing to happen to New York...
Islam, Sirajul
Since David Letterman.
Mujibur and Sirajul
She's very nice.
Trautwig, Al
How much is the T-shirt?
Trautwig, Al
18 bucks.
Rahman, Mujibur
(gives the Bengali word for "ripoff")
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Do you have 666 on your head?
Coach John Bailey
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Say, Eddie, come back again when you can afford the seats back here.
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Soon as you start winning, I'll be back.
Coach John Bailey
So long!
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
Hey, Zimmer, get a life, get a face, get a new coat, buddy!
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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
(to a referee while honorary coach) Hey, you with the $1.99 rug on your head! Would you get out of my way, please?
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Patton's Mama
My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!
"Wild Bill" Hastings
Why, howdy, ma'am.
Patton's Mama
(while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!
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Himself
(to Eddie) What's the matter, Coach? Cat got your tongue?
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin
(to Carl) Just think, I used to like him.
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