Captain Newman, M.D. Movie Quotes
Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD
You mustn't confuse sadness with depression, "professor."
Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
Is there any difference? Can a man look sad and still be happy?
Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
Example?
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Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD
We protect the sick. We feed them, and we love them. And we keep them safe. Our job is to make them *well*! Well enought to go out and be killed... Oh, I... Oh, my God, what an awful shame.
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Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
[to Capt. Newman]
You see, in the neighborhood I came, we had to learn six different languages in order to do business.
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Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
Gavoni, may I remind you of a cardinal rule in the field of psychiatry? In the words of Sigmund Freud, "Show me a man that can lose his temper, and I'll show you a man that can lose his salami."
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Col. Norval Algate Bliss
Is Mr. Future *insane*?
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Cpl. Jim Tompkins
[after he's undergone a rather traumatic therapy session which employed a dose of sodium pentothal, nicknamed "Flak Juice" by the patients]
So that was Flak Juice, huh?
Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD
Uh huh.
Cpl. Jim Tompkins
Big deal... Best shot I ever did get from old Uncle Sam. Beats booze.
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Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD
You have my deepest sympathies.
Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
From a plumber I expect sympathy. From a psychiatrist I expect understanding!
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Col. Norval Algate Bliss
I'm bored, doctor. I am bored with being beleaguered by brainless, benighted blockheads. And I'm bored with B's. I think I shall concentrate on P's for the rest of the afternoon.
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