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Mike
Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.
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Mike
Worry is just meditating on shit.
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Mike
It's like trying to quit crack while the pipe is attached to your body.
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Phoebe
Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.
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Neil
No Dede, don't. Where are you?
Dede
Outside his place.
Neil
What? No!
Dede
I can't help it.
Neil
Alright. Listen to me, okay? I want you to turn around and go someplace safe. What's near you?
[Dede pauses to think]
Dede
Okay, f**k! The salon where I work is pretty close.
Neil
Where is it? TELL ME!
Dede
Damn, dude. You just got all Jack Bauer on me.
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Neil
Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.
Roberta
That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.
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Mike
It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.
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Adam
I hate everyone except for you.
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Neil
Wow! You, like, literally transplanted a baby's butt on my face.
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Phoebe
My last boyfriend was an alcoholic and I promised myself I would never date an addict again.
Adam
I'm not an alcoholic.
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Mike
Is all of Manhattan just one big f***ing catwalk?
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Phoebe
I just think I'm worried about this whole addict thing, you know.
Katie
Mmm-hmmm.
Phoebe
I mean I just... Do you ever worry that you'll be just humming along and then, he's just gonna veer off back into the darkness?
Katie
In my experience, the only way that I can do this is just to keep the focus on myself.
Phoebe
Meaning?
Katie
Meaning... ummm... What about my side of the street? What are my issues that I have to deal with? After all, I picked an addict... Says something.
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Mike
You know how I know an addict is lying? His lips are moving.
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Phoebe
I just ran a 10K.
Adam
Okay, my... my initial reaction is to say, "well, I just ran a marathon", but I can't tell if you're joking or if you're serious.
Phoebe
I'm as serious as cancer.
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Danny
You think I could be your best man when you two get married?
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Adam
Five years. I remember when I couldn't get five days.
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Charles
Ever since I put the liquor down, the slightest thing makes me start crying like a little bitch. I get these, uh, feelings coming up inside of me, you know?
Mike
Hmm. Feelings are like children. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.
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Neil
I got fired yesterday for filming up my boss's skirt.
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Neil
I told her it was for a documentary called what the ground sees.
[Everyone chuckles]
Neil
Oddly enough, she didn't buy it.
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Mike
I cannot believe you are voluntarily going to swim in the Hudson fucking river.
Katie
Mike!
[Tries to stop Mike saying curse words in front of Phoebe]
Mike
This isn't what...
[to Katie]
Mike
I know that she is a big girl.
[to Phoebe]
Mike
Sorry about the language.
Phoebe
That's okay. I accept your fucking apology.
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