Italian Journalist
How are you feeling, Niki?
American Journalist
Niki, can you confirm to us exactly which procedures you've had and the expectations for your recovery?
Niki Lauda
Sure. I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.
[laughter from the journalists]
Spanish Journalist
[Raises hand]
When they heard about your condition, Ferrari immediately hired a replacement driver, Carlos Reutemann.
Niki Lauda
Yeah. Before even reaching the hospital.
German Journalist
Is Reutemann driving today, too?
Niki Lauda
Yes, and keen to make an impression. So let's see where Mr. Reutemann finishes and where I finish today.
American Journalist
James Hunt and McLaren have caught up a lot while you were away.
Niki Lauda
Yes. So is there a question now, or are you just trying to piss me off?
[laughter from the journalists]
German Journalist
Do you still think you can win?
Niki Lauda
Yes, of course. I have the better car. And possibly I'm the better driver. But he's a clever guy, and he's used his time well while I was lying half-dead in hospital... to win some points.
[Lauda pauses]
Niki Lauda
She said, 'Sweetie, you don't need a face to drive. You just need a right foot.'
[laughter from the journalists]
British Journalish
I'm being serious. Do you really think your marriage can survive with the way you look now?
[Points at British journalist]
[Lauda gets up angrily and storms his way out of the press conference]