Lola Versus Movie Quotes
Lola
Everyone always says, "to love someone else, you have to learn, how to love yourself". But I don't know, after this year, I don't think that's true. I think to love yourself, you have to learn how to love other people.
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Lola
If it's any consolation, his dick was so big it hurt my back!
Henry
Oh, he has a bigger dick than me too? No, that is a consolation. You should go into the greeting card business. 'Sorry I cheated on you. P.S. your dick is smaller!'
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Henry
Alice and I, we make each other calm.
Lola
Calm-calm. If you were anymore calm, you would be dead.
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Alice
You were a baby. You need to be on your own again... dating other people, letting them stick it in, knowing what that feels like.
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Henry
I think that's "marry-fuck-kill".
Lola
What's... how-how is it different?
Henry
Um, because I think the assumption is if you... after you're married, that you don't... fuck.
Lola
Right!
Henry
Yeah.
Lola
I guess I dodged a bullet then.
[Both laugh]
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Alice
Hi! I'm 30 years old. I'm looking to have children. How are you?
Lola
You're 29.
Alice
Oh, I round up and I get the cougar advantage.
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Lola
I got you something.
Alice
Oh, my God, you shouldn't have.
Lola
It's a douche. I know you've been wanting a new one.
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[Last lines]
Lola
[narrating]
I have 29 years before the next upheaval. Before that *crazy* planet comes back to wreck havoc on my life. And when it's over, I hope I feel *exactly* the way I do right now.
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Lola
[thoughts heard]
I wish I could say that this was someone else's fault. That it was Luke's fault, or Henry's fault, or Alice's fault. But it's not. It's me.
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