Teen Wolf Movie Quotes
Coach Finstock
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Coach Finstock
Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
Scott Howard
What happened to the kid?
Coach Finstock
I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.
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Scott Howard
Hi. I'd like a keg of beer please?
Old man clerk
[looking at a newspaper]
You don't say.
Scott Howard
Yeah. How much is that?
Old man clerk
You little bastards just don't give up, do you? Listen, no I.D. no goddamn beer. Can't you get that through your thick skull?
[the clerk steps back in fear and go gets a keg, then Scott turns back to normal holding a thing of licorice]
Scott Howard
And these.
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Scott Howard
Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
Stiles
Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
Scott Howard
I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.
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Harold Howard
I want you to leave my son alone. He's a good kid... he's just having a tough time right now. Okay?
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Coach Finstock
What is it, gambling? Drugs? You know I'd really like to help you but I'm kind of tapped out this month. The IRS is coming down on me like it's some personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock.
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Scott Howard
Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?
Stiles
Why, you looking to catch something?
Scott Howard
No, I'm serious.
Stiles
No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?
Scott Howard
Yeah?
Stiles
Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.
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Harold Howard
[upon seeing each other as werewolves]
An explanation is probably long overdue.
Scott Howard
An explanation? Jesus Christ, dad! An explanation? Look at me! Look at you.
Harold Howard
It's not as bad as it looks.
Scott Howard
Wait a minute, wait a minute, dad. You mean you knew about this? You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
Harold Howard
I was hoping I wouldn't have to. Sometimes it skips a generation. I was hoping it would pass you by.
Scott Howard
Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face. What the hell am I gonna do?
Harold Howard
[Scott slams his bedroom door behind him]
Scott, we really need to talk about this.
Scott Howard
Forget it, dad. I don't want to talk. Go away.
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Coach Finstock
It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.
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Scott Howard
These waves are mine.
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Harold Howard
Listen son. You're going to be able to do a lot of things the other guys aren't.
Scott Howard
Oh yeah, like chase cars, and bite the mailman?
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Dragons Basketball Coach
You want to forfeit the game?
Coach Finstock
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Coach Finstock
No?
Dragons Basketball Coach
My players have league scoring records at stake. It wouldn't be fair to them.
Coach Finstock
I just thought figured you quit now, you can beat the 5 o'clock traffic.
Dragons Basketball Coach
There's a lot to learn from losing.
Coach Finstock
Alright, we'll play, if it's that big a deal to you.
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Vice Principal Thorne
It's not going too well is it?
Coach Finstock
Well, Christ, Thorne, look at the sneakers those guys are wearing. If our guys had sneakers like that there's no telling what they could do.
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Scott Howard
I was with Stiles this afternoon.
Harold Howard
I know.
Scott Howard
You saw?
Harold Howard
Yeah, I saw, unless that was another werewolf doing a handstand on top of Stiles' wolfmobile and making a fool of himself.
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Mick
You don't scare me, freak. Underneath all that hair, you're still a dork, Scott. I've handled your kind before. Your mama used to steal chickens out of the backyard until I blew her head off with a shotgun. Right, Scott?
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Stiles
[during party games]
OK, Chubby. What you've got to do is eat this entire bowl of jello.
[Chubby makes a face as if to say "No problem"]
Rhonda
What do I have to do?
Stiles
Hold the jello!
[he tips the bowl of jello down her top]
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Mick
Shoot it, Fatboy.
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Vice Principal Thorne
Awful far from your side of the building aren't you, Howard?
Scott Howard
No. I mean ye-yes, sir but the halls were wet.
Vice Principal Thorne
Let me see your hands.
Vice Principal Thorne
Let me see your hands.
[Scott shows Thorne his hands, he sighs]
Vice Principal Thorne
You wouldn't happen to have a marker on you, would you?
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Kirk Lolley
How am I going to put this to you? Uh... look at it this way. No wolf, mmm, no wolf, ahh, no part. What do you think?
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Scott Howard
[Scott is at the party and approaches Pam]
[to Pam]
Scott Howard
Are you looking for someone in particular?
Pamela Wells
[to Scott, sarcastically]
Not you!
[walks off]
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
[to Scott drinking a beer]
There you go! She said two words to you.
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Pamela Wells
[to Scott]
What do you think about to get worked up?
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Stiles
Do the right thing.
Scott Howard
That's all I wanna do, Stiles. That's all I wanna do.
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Vice Principal Thorne
[Scott has turned into the werewolf at the dance]
Hold it. Now you've done it. You don't know how long I have waited to get you right where I have you. You're never going to play basketball again. You know why? Because you're not going to be here anymore, that's why. You're out of here, Mr. Howard. And don't you...
Harold Howard
Thorne. Go on home, son. Go ahead. I'll handle this. You never learn, do you, Rusty?
Vice Principal Thorne
You stay away from me.
Harold Howard
I want you to leave my son alone. He's a good kid. He's just having a tough time right now. OK?
Harold Howard
[Harold growls, then looks down at Thorne's pants]
I knew I could count on you, Rusty.
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Harold Howard
I was hoping it would pass you by.
Scott Howard
Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face.
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Stiles
Never say die.
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Stiles
[his car is speeding by]
Boof, how the hell are you?
Scott Howard
Say no.
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
[to Stiles]
No!
Stiles
Great talking to you.
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[Rehearsing for the school play]
Scott Howard
Sergeant, burn the fields and when you're done with that, burn the house.
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Scott Howard
Give me a keg of beer... and these.
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Pamela
[Scott is a bit startled to see her dressed only in her bra and panties, in the school theatre dressing room]
Relax. We're just one big happy family in the theatre.
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Vice Principal Thorne
You may think that you are special here... but let me remind you that I am still the vice principal.
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Stiles
If it's that intense, I'll need a solid buzz to think clearly.
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Stiles
TW, you're gonna be glad that you came to me with this. Yes, because with the right angles, man, we're gonna turn this into something - monstrous.
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Harold Howard
Boof came over for a little one-on-one. She's killing me.
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Pamela Wells
[removes her towel, wearing only a bra and panties] Relax. We're just one big happy family in the theater. What happened to the wolf? Do you just change back and forth - whenever you feel like it?
Scott Howard
Uh, sure. Well, uh, sometimes I, I have to get kinda worked up to be the wolf, but, uh, it's not too hard.
Pamela Wells
[removes her bra] What do you think about - to get worked up?
Scott Howard
Ah, different things.
Pamela Wells
[kisses Scott] Wolves aren't supposed to be shy.
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Scott Howard
Okay. Address the ball. Okay, tuck in your tummy. That's good. Okay. Pamela, Pamela, Pamela. Here we go. Are you ready? Okay.
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Pamela Wells
Oh, you *are* an animal.
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Pamela Wells
Oh, poo!
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Stiles
Look, man, we've got fine new wheels, we got some good tunes, and a total disregard for public safety.
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Scott Howard
What's up?
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
Nothing. Why does anything have to be up?
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Stiles
Hey, surf's up?
Scott Howard
Yeah, yeah, surf is definitely up.
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Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
Got any plans for the spring dance?
Scott Howard
No, hadn't given it much thought.
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
I'm surprised they haven't decided to call it "Teen Wolf Ball".
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Scott Howard
Hey, Chubaroo, nice game, guy.
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Kirk Lolley
Listen. This is a, a full-dress rehearsal. We need to see the wolf. So wolf out, huh, wolf up, wolf it. Whatever you do. Uh, pronto amigo.
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Pamela Wells
All I said was I might wanna dance with him.
Mick
You can't possibly take him seriously. Not unless you're planning on having his puppies.
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Mick
How much more of this can you take, freak?
Scott Howard
As much as you can dish out, Mick.
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Scott Howard
I'm trying to get a grip on this. I really am.
Harold Howard
Is Thorne still on your back?
Scott Howard
Yeah, Thorne, some Neanderthal named Mick, and the entire basketball team.
Harold Howard
You've dug your own hole with those fellows, but this Thorne business is my fault.
Scott Howard
What do you mean your fault?
Harold Howard
It goes back a few years. As you know, I loved your mother since we were kids. We were meant for each other. But for some reason Rusty Thorne set his cap for her too. No matter what we tried, he wouldn't go away. One night, things got physical and...
Scott Howard
And you turned into the werewolf.
Harold Howard
Out of anger, Scott. I turned into the werewolf out of anger. In front of his beady, little eyes.
Scott Howard
Was he scared?
Harold Howard
Scared? He lost control of his bodily functions.
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Pamela
[to Scott] You're just some kind of animal!
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Scott Howard
Look, Boof, I can't help it if the whole town has gone wolf crazy.
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Scott Howard
No wolf! Not now, not ever.
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Scott Howard
Look, Chub, big guy, I can smell that liverwurst from over there.
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Stiles
Listen, I'm raising some cash for our school's Afro-American festival...
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Kirk Lolley
More sensual, darling. We need to feel you, want to smell you. Hurt me, hurt me.
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Scott Howard
I'm sick of it, Boof. I'm sick of being so average. And it's not just basketball. It's the school, it's this town, it's everything.
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
I like Beacontown.
Scott Howard
I'd just like my life to change.
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Kirk Lolley
The paint. My paint. A can of cocoa, a can of mauve. Am I right?
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Scott Howard
Boof, look at me. Now try and be objective. Am I all right? I mean, is anything wrong with me?
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Scott Howard
How can I put this? I'm going through changes.
Coach Finstock
Oh, that. Don't worry about that. We all go through that. Some a little bit later than others. I'm sorry I didn't notice, but I haven't been hanging around the locker room all that much.
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Stiles
Hey, Mr. Howard. How's the King of nuts and bolts?
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Kirk Lolley
I said mauve. Not turquoise!
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Kirk Lolley
Beautiful, darling. Very sensual. I'm still in pain.
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Stiles
This guy is a ball buster.
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Scott Howard
You'll till dance with me, won't ya? Even if I'm a werewolf?
Pamela Wells
Yeah, I'll still dance with you.
Scott Howard
And feed me grapes?
Pamela Wells
Don't push your luck!
Scott Howard
Tickle my paws?
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Stiles
Listen, don't worry about a thing. We've got everything under control. You do your thing, and *I* will do mine. Cowabunga!
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Stiles
Oh, c'mon, man. You'd be the King of the urban surfing.
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Stiles
Booferino gets the Howard boy!
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Scott Howard
You are a cheese ball.
Stiles
That's my middle name!
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Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
You can come a little closer. I promise I won't bite.
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Scott Howard
[embracing, at a party, in the closet] Boof, I feel kinda weird.
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
How do I feel?
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Harold Howard
When you want it, you're gonna have great power. And with great power goes a greater responsibility.
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Scott Howard
I've got a bad outside hook shot. I'm allergic to eggs. I've got a six-dollar haircut. I mean, I have problems. I don't need this one!
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Harold Howard
Don't believe all that stuff you see in the movies. With certain obvious exceptions, werewolves are people just like anyone else. What I'm trying to say is - the werewolf is a part of you, but that doesn't change what you have inside.
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Stiles
So, tell us. What's it like coming out of the closet?
Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
It was unexpected.
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Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
Scott, aren't you getting a little bit rough?
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Lisa 'Boof' Marconi
Scott, if you ever need someone to talk to, if something's bothering you, I'll understand.
Scott Howard
Not this time, Boof. You wouldn't understand.
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Stiles
What can a Teen Wolf do?
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