DoryNo. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
CrushOkay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
SquirtGood afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
MarlinIt's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
[to Squirt]
MarlinLook, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
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[last lines]
[the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]
Bruce[breaking through a porthole while blood-crazy]Here's Brucey!
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CrushOh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
[Marlin and Dory do not appear onscreen during this menu exchange]
Marlin[beginning of menu loop; Marlin talks to the viewer at home]Okay, you've got a lot of choices here. You can watch just the movie *without* the commentary...
Dory[interrupting]Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see... "The Little Mermaid"!
MarlinThere was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
ChumOh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.
[a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]
BruceThat's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum[Taking Marlin]Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
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DebKid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.
[swims up to her reflection]
DebHi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!
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Dory[dreaming]Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
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BobHey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
MarlinWell, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
BillYou know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off.
MarlinThey've just got to grow up som - THE DROP OFF? THEY'RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON'T WE JUST FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
DoryWould you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Crush[Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents"]Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.
Crush[Scene 5, "The Drop Off"]Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.
Crush[Scene 9, "The Tank Gang"]*That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!
Crush[Scene 13, "Fish Impressions"]Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?
Crush[Scene 17, "News Travels"]News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!
Crush[Scene 21, "Inside the Whale"]Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.
Crush[Scene 25, "Darla!"]Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.
Crush[Scene 29, "Reunion"]Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."
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Nigel[quietly]Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
MarlinHop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Mr. RayOkay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
JimmyAw, man!
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Darla[Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off; singing loudly]Twinkle twinkle little star!
Peach[slowly falling off the glass]Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
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PearlHey. You guys made me ink.
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[Nemo has gone to the boat]
MarlinNemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here. I said get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister...
[Nemo lifts his fin]
MarlinDon't you dare. If you put one fin on that boat - are you listening to me? Don't touch the...
GillYou're the only one small enough to get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there and jam the gears. You do that, and this tank is going to get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist will have to clean the tank himself, and when he does he'll put us in individual baggies, then we roll ourselves down the counter, out the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor. It's foolproof!
MarlinI can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish.
Dory[sees a very small baby jellyfish]I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy...
[makes baby talk and slowly touches the jellyfish, getting shocked]
Dory[pulling her fin away quickly]Ow! Bad squishy, bad squishy!
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[Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]
GillFish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.
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DarlaI'm a piranha! They live in the Amazon!
DentistAnd a piranha is a fish, just like your present!
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Mr. Ray[introduction to the Bonus Features menu of the first disc of the DVD; Mr. Ray is singing]Let's make a selection, a selection, a selection. Let's make a selection on the D-V-D! Ohhhhh! Pick something.
Nemo[looks down at the reef]Cool!
Mr. Ray[all characters are off-screen past this point]Welcome explorers! So much to see, so much to learn. Let's go!
[long pause]
Mr. RayOkay, optical orbits up front, and let's pick a button.
Mr. RayAll scientific exploration is an act of discovery, so pick a button and discover what happens.
Bruce[Bruce's Easter egg narration on the same menu]Hullo. My name is Bruce. I promise to watch all the making-of features, listen to the complete audio-visual commentary, and search diligently for Easter Eggs. On my honor, so help me.
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MarlinHe's my son, he was taken by these divers...
Dory...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
MarlinDory? I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
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MarlinNow it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
DoryWhat is it with men and asking for directions?
MarlinI don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.
GillAll right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques.
BloatNemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood!
School of FishBlah-blah-blah, me-me-blah! Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me!
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GillLook at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! I told you not to clean!
JacquesI am ashamed.
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[Nemo is sleeping, Jacques throws many rocks onto him]
Nemo...uh... AH.
[wakes up]
JacquesSuivez-moi.
[Nemo stares, unsure]
Jacques[returns to clarify]Follow me.
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DentistGood thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?
NemoIt's all right. I know who you're talking about.
[Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head]
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NemoI'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
GillNo, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.
DoryIt went... this way. It went this way. Follow me.
[few seconds later, she starts zig-zagging in front of him and glancing back]
DoryWould you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin[Inside the whale]I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!
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NemoHow many times have you tried to escape?
GillEh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya.
Bubbles[treasure box opens, and bubble rise out just as Gill says last line]Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles!
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Kathy[notices Nemo swimming off to the boat] Oh, my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!
Marlin[sees Nemo swimming off to the boat and gasps] Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there, and I'll have to get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here now! Stop!