From Dusk till Dawn 1995 - Movie Quotes

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Kate Where are you taking us?

Richie Mexico.

Kate What's in Mexico?

Richie Mexicans.

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Carlos So, what, were they psychos, or...

Seth Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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Santanico Pandemonium I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

Seth No, thanks. I've already had a wife.

[shoots the rope holding the wooden chandelier, which impales her]

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Seth Don't you ever try and fucking run on us.

[holds a gun to Gloria's head]

Seth I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

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[Richard day-dreaming]

Kate Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?

Richie Uhh... sure.

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[last lines]

Kate Seth. Want some company?

Seth Kate, do you know where I'm going? Do you know what El Ray is?

Kate [shaking her head] No.

Seth [getting in his car] Go home, Kate. I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.

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Sex Machine He's not your brother anymore.

Seth Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours.

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Jacob Does anybody know what's going on here?

Seth I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?

Kate Yes.

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Seth So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?

Jacob He's my son.

Seth Yeah, how's that happen? You don't look Japanese.

Jacob Neither does he. He looks Chinese.

Seth Oh, ooh, well excuse me all to hell.

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Kate Are you okay?

Seth Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

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Seth So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?

Jacob I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.

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Seth Gecko We need to have a talk. What's your name?

Hostage Gloria Gloria.

Seth Gecko Hello, Gloria, I'm Seth. That's my brother Richie. Let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. Do you want to live through this?

Hostage Gloria Yes.

Seth Gecko Good. Rule #1: No noise. No questions. If you make a noise,

[He pulls out his gun]

Seth Gecko Mister .44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister .44 answers it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1?

Hostage Gloria Yes.

Seth Gecko Rule #2: You do what we say when we say it. If you don't, see Rule #1. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,

[He puts his gun to her head, she closes her eyes]

Seth Gecko because I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Open your eyes.

[She does]

Seth Gecko Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules, and you don't fuck with us, and you'll get out of this alive. I give you my word. Okay?

[She nods]

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Sex Machine What's your name, girlie?

Kate Kate. What's yours?

Sex Machine Sex Machine. Pleased to meet you, Kate.

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Seth [to hostage Gloria] You. Plant yourself in that chair.

Hostage Gloria What are you gonna do with...

Seth I said "plant yourself." Plants don't talk.

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Seth Everybody be cool.

[to Pete]

Seth YOU - be cool.

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Seth Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?

Carlos One place's just as good as another.

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Seth All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires.

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Richie [about their motel room] Do they have cable?

Seth No

Richie Do they have the X-rated channel?

Seth No.

Richie Do they have a waterbed?

Seth Nope.

Richie Well what do they got?

Seth They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.

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Sex Machine [marking the sudden change in the movie's direction]

Sex Machine What the FUCK?

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Seth I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are all in my cool book.

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Richie He's in the bathroom. Why don't I just go in there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we can get the fuck out of here.

Pete Bottoms Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.

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Jacob Are you such a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?

Seth What did you call me?

Jacob Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?

Seth Umm-hmm.

Jacob Are you such a loser, you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., are looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth. Enjoy it.

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Seth [talking about the Titty Twister] You've never been here before?

Carlos No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops and it's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.

Seth Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, that girl's entire fucking family is dead!

Carlos What, were they psychos? Or...

Seth Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Carlos Seth, how can I make it up to you?

Seth Can't make it up to me Carlos. I tell you, you can't do it. Can't make it up!

[has second thoughts on Carlos' deal]

Seth 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start.

Carlos 28.

Seth My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. 20.

Seth Seth, Carlos: [shake on deal] 25.

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Seth [upon finding the body of Gloria the hostage] Richard, what's wrong with you? Is it me? Is this my fault? Do think that this is what I am? I am a professional fucking thief. I don't kill people that I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you are doing - what you are doing - what you are fucking doing, is not how it's done. Do you understand? Say "yes, Seth, I understand." Say "yes, Seth, I fucking understand."

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Seth Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'.

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Sex Machine Now, let's kill that fucking band.

Frost I can do that.

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Seth [talking to Jacob Fuller about his wife's death in a car crash] Died instantly?

Jacob Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.

Seth Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

Jacob Yes, they do.

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Richie Where are my glasses?

Seth They, uh... they broke when you fell.

Richie Oh, fuck, Seth, these are, like, my only pair!

Seth Don't worry about it, we'll get you another pair.

Richie What do you mean, "don't worry about it"? Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.

Seth I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.

Richie Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fucking prescription.

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Earl McGraw Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.

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Seth [ducking behind a display case] Richie! You okay?

Richie He shot me in the fucking hand, I told you he said help us!

Pete Bottoms [screaming in pain] I NEVER SAID HELP US!

Seth Well it doesn't matter now, because you've got about two fucking seconds to live!

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Seth [puts a gun to Sex-Machine's head] You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.

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Seth OK, ramblers. Let's get rambling.

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[after Richard blows up Benny's World of Liquor]

Seth "Low profile." Do you know what the words "low profile" mean?

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Pete Bottoms Look, he comes in here everyday, we bullshit; he's used my bathroom about a thousand times; if I told him no, he'd know somethin' was up.

Seth Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.

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Richie "How's your hand, Rich?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth!

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Titty Twister Guitarist & Vocalist Fuck you everybody, good night!

[explosion as band disappears]

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Jacob Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.

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Seth And if there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven... Jacob, there's gotta be.

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Seth Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief; I don't kill people I don't have to.

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Seth Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.

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Richie [while kicking Chet Pussy] Hi! How ya doin'! Enjoying it! Hope so!

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[after first entering the Titty Twister bar]

Seth Gecko I could become a regular.

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Seth Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.

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Richie Shit, I started to get worried. Where the fuck ya been?

Seth Sight seein'.

Richie What'd ya see?

Seth Cops.

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[first lines]

Pete Bottoms Hey, Earl

Earl McGraw Yes, sir.

Pete Bottoms What do ya know?

Earl McGraw Well, it's a hot goddam day

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Chet Pussy You know what they say about me? I suck!

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Seth I don't give a damn about living or dying anymore; all I care about is taking as many as those demons back to hell as I can.

Jacob Amen.

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Old Timer [irritated by Seth's incessant ringing of the front desk bell] What the hell do you want?

Seth What do you think I want, you mean old bastard? I want a fucking room.

Old Timer [quietly shocked] Okay, alright.

[tosses Seth room keys]

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Kate What's going on?

Richie We're having a bikini contest and you just won.

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Seth Do you have a cross?

Jacob In the Winnebago.

Seth In other words, no.

Scott Fuller What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.

Sex Machine He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.

Seth Okay, I'll buy that.

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Jacob Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.

Sex Machine You mean like a Time-Life book?

Jacob I take it the answer's no.

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Seth Gecko You serve food here, Jose?

Razor Charlie Best in Mexico.

Seth Gecko I kinda doubt that.

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Seth Fight now, cry later.

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Seth Jacob, you're going to keep going down this road until you get to DiGallo. When you get to DiGallo, you're going to turn this big bastard left, and go a couple of miles until you see a bar called "The Titty Twister." And to my understanding, you cannot miss it.

Jacob Then?

Seth And then you stop, because that's where were going.

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Santanico Pandemonium Let's see if you taste as good as your brother.

[Seth shoots her, she falls backwards, but jumps back to her feet, unharmed, then punches Seth, knocking him on to his back, where she stands over him, holding him down with her foot]

Santanico Pandemonium I'm not gonna drain you completely, you'll be my slave because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs.

[He empties out his gun and begins to secretly reload it, as she forces him down even harder]

Santanico Pandemonium You'll be my footstool and, at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel!

Seth [Sarcastically, as he continues reloading his gun] Ooh!

Santanico Pandemonium Since you'll be my dog, your name will be... Spot.

[He successfully reloads his gun and aims it at Santanico's face, who has transformed into her vampiric self once again]

Santanico Pandemonium Welcome to slavery.

Seth Thanks. I already had a wife, he moves the gun over and shoots down the chandelier, which comes crashing down on top of Santanico, impaling her heart and killing her.

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Kate Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?

Seth No, use 'em on the next two fucks that try to bite you!

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Seth Now, this is my kind of place.

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Seth Richie, get back on the clock.

Richie How many?

Seth Three.

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Seth And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is fucking vampires!

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Earl McGraw Nadine over at the Blue Chip got sort of sick since she got that goddam Mongoloid boy of hers workin' the grill. I mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I eat breakfast about nine o'clock and I'm pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick fuckin' dog by ten-thirty.

Pete Bottoms Isn't there a law or somethin' against retards servin' food to the public?

Earl McGraw Well, if there ain't, there ought to be. I mean, who in the hell knows what's goin' on in the mind of a goddamned Mongoloid? Nadine should've hit that boy in the head and sold the fuckin' milk.

Pete Bottoms You could sue the shit out of her, you know that? That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers.

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Seth I'm gonna kill every last one of you godless fuckin' pieces of shit!

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Frost Yo monkeyman!

[grabs the attention of the vampire Big Emilio]

Frost Anything you got to say to them, say to me first.

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Seth Now, is my shit together or is my shit together?

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Seth A friend of mine had himself ordained a minister of his own religion. Some way to fuck the IRS.

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Razor Charlie Bow your head. Kneel and worship at the feet of Santanico Pandemonium!

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Earl McGraw Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.

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[on his impending vampirization]

Jacob I'll be a lap dog of Satan.

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Scott Fuller Kill me, Kate.

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Seth We did it. We're in Mexico! We're fucking in Mexico you little piece of fucking shit!

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Frost I came to my senses. I realized I killed the entire V.C. Squad singlehanded. There was blood... and chunks of yellow flesh clinging to my bayonet. To this day, I don't remember...

[Frost's story get's cut off when Sex Machine bites him; Frost screams; bites Jacob; eventually overpowers Kate and Seth, but not before going toward Scott]

Frost He fuckin' bit me! FUCKIN' BIT ME!

Sex Machine What are you gonna do about it?

Frost Come on, Sex Machine!

[Grabs Sex Machine and tosses him to the front doors]

Seth Oh... shit!

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Seth Richie!

Richie Yeah.

Seth Put in your bit.

Richie [to Kate and Scott] I grind my teeth.

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[repeated line]

Scott Fuller I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.

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Earl McGraw I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight.

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Razor Charlie [Chet Pussy and two club bouncers standing at the table the Gecko Bros and their hostages are sitting at] Which one?

Chet Pussy [Pointing at Seth] This piece of shit here man, broke my finger and my nose.

Chet Pussy [Shoves Richie] And this faggot, kicked me in the ribs when I was down.

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Kate I don't know if I can take much more of that noise.

Frost Sure you can. You can take it because you got no choice. How'd you like to spend twenty four hours of it lying in some muddy ditch, with nothing but the rotting corpses of your friends to keep you company?

Jacob What are you talking about?

Frost I was in 'Nam, back in '72. I was trapped behind enemy lines, with my entire squad dead. They thought they had killed everyone. Except for me, they was right. But it wasn't for their lack of trying. A grenade blew up right beside me. That's why I'm so pretty! And they started pushing all them bodies in on top of me. All I could do was lay there, playing possum, listening to the enemy joke, laugh, hour after hour after hour.

Sex Machine [Vampire voices in his head] Kill them! Kill them all! Kill them! Kill Kill them!

Frost So I finally climbed out of this hole, and I sneaked up on the enemy while he was sleeping, and I gave him one, two, three, four... when I came to my senses, I realized I had killed an entire VC squad, single-handed. There was blood and chunks of yellow flesh clinging to my bayonet. To this day, I don't remember...

[Vampire Sex Machine sneaks up behind him and bites him]

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Pete Bottoms Hey, Earl.

Earl McGraw Yes sir?

Pete Bottoms What do you know?

Earl McGraw Well... It's a hot goddamned day.

Pete Bottoms Well, I haven't felt it a bit. I've been inside with the air conditioner blasting all day long.

Earl McGraw Oh, is that right?

Pete Bottoms That's right.

Earl McGraw Don't you break for lunch or nothing?

Pete Bottoms I'm by myself, ate my lunch out of the microwave.

Earl McGraw Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food will kill you faster than a bullet? And them damned burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie when he's high on weed. Let me have a bottle of that Jack, will you?

Pete Bottoms Yeah.

Earl McGraw I think I'm gonna get tanked tonight

Pete Bottoms What's the matter?

Earl McGraw [sighs] Oh, hell. Been one long goddamned, hot, miserable, shit-ass, fucking day every inch of the way. First off, Nadine over Blue Chip got sort of sick. Says she got that goddamn mongoloid boy who's working the grill. I mean, that fucking idiot doesn't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I eat breakfast 'bout 9:00. And I'm puking up pigs in a blanket like a sick, fucking dog by 10:30.

Pete Bottoms Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?

Earl McGraw Well, if there ain't, there ought to be. I mean, who in the hell knows what's going on in the mind of a God damn mongoloid? Nadine shoulda hit that boy in the head and sold the fucking mill.

Pete Bottoms You could sue the shit out of her, you know that? That kid belongs under a circus tent not flipping burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.

Earl McGraw Oh. Shit, Pete. What would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got a cross to bear. I mean, taking care of that potato head. I guess you heard about that shit up in Abilene. Bank robbery?

Pete Bottoms That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people, didn't they?

Earl McGraw Yeah, killed four rangers. Three cops, one civilian. Took a lady bank teller hostage with them. Supposed to be headed for the border which would bring them right my way. Get my hands on them crazy sick, fucking bastards, it's payback time. I mean... . Well, we'll get 'em. We'll get 'em.

Pete Bottoms Well, I don't doubt it.

Earl McGraw Well, I gotta drain my lizard. Mind if I used your commode?

Pete Bottoms Knock yourself out.

Earl McGraw Thank you.

Pete Bottoms You're welcome.

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Seth You think I'm fucking playing with you, asshole? Do you want this little girl to die or that little girl? Or yourself or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now, I don't wanna do it but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think that you are fucking with me.

Pete Bottoms What do you want from me? I did what you said.

Seth You let him use the bathroom. No store does that.

Pete Bottoms He comes in here every day, and we bullshit . He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.

Seth All right. I want him out of here in his car and down the road, or you can change the name of this place to "Benny's World Of Blood."

[Richie whispers into his ear]

Seth Were you giving that pig signals?

Pete Bottoms Are you kidding? I didn't do anything.

Seth [Richie whispers into his ear again] He says you were scratching.

Pete Bottoms I wasn't scratching.

Seth Are you calling him a liar?

Pete Bottoms I'm not calling him a liar, okay? I'm simply saying if I was scratching, I don't remember scratching. And if I did scratch, it was not because I was signaling the cop. It's because I'm fucking scared shitless

Richie Wait a minute. The guy's in the bathroom. Why don't we just go back there, shoot him in the back of the head, and get the hell out of here.

Pete Bottoms Don't do that. Look, you asked me to act natural, I acted natural. In fact, under circumstances, I think I ought to get a fucking Academy Award for acting natural. And you asked me to get rid of him. I'm doing my best!

Seth Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. Everybody be cool. You be cool.

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Newscaster Kelly Houge This bloody crime spree started just a week ago today. The oldest of the two brothers, Seth Gecko was serving time in Rawlins, Kansas' state penitentiary for his part in the 1988 Scott City bank robbery in which two law enforcement officers lost their lives. It was while at the courthouse that this man, his younger brother, Richard Gecko, a known armed robber and sex offender pulled off a daring daylight escape, resulting in the death of four Wichita law enforcement officers and this woman, Heidi Vogel, sixth grade teacher, who was run over by the Geckos during a high-speed pursuit through downtown Wichita. And earlier today, during a daylight liquor store robbery in Big Springs, the Gecko brothers killed another Texas Ranger, Earl McGraw, and liquor store clerk, Pete Bottoms. That changes the death toll to 16. Five Texas rangers, eight police officers, three civilians, and one hostage, bank teller and mother of four, Gloria Hill.

FBI Agent Stanley Chase For the time being, we're very confident we'll apprehend these fugitives within the next 48 hours. The Bureau, local law enforcement and the Texas Rangers have all joined in forming a dragnet to snare Seth and Richard Gecko .

Newscaster Kelly Houge Is it safe to assume that because of the death count involved, and the loss of life of law enforcement officers that the Bureau and the Rangers, and the police force are taking this manhunt personally?

FBI Agent Stanley Chase I would say that's a very safe assumption.

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Jacob We got about two more hours till we get into El Paso, which is right next to the border. We'll stop in a motel.

Scott Fuller Stop? We're not actually gonna stop in a motel are we?

Kate Yeah, what for? We have a motor home. We don't want to stay in those roach haven motels, do we?

Scott Fuller Scott Fuller, Kate: We're self-contained.

Jacob Okay. Okay. Maybe I was a little overzealous. But give me a break. I just bought it.

Scott Fuller How come you wanna stop anyways, Dad?

Jacob I'm exhausted.

Scott Fuller Exhausted? Just lie in the back, Dad. I can drive us into Mexico.

Jacob I just bet you would. Don't even think about it. Besides, I wanna have just one night's sleep in an honest to goodness bed. The beds in the home are okay, but... They're not like a real bed.

Scott Fuller Excuse me. I've got to use the restroom.

Kate Oh, guess what? When I called the machine to check the messages, um, one of them was from Bethel Baptist. And Mr. Franklin said that he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. And he said that...

Jacob That's very nice of Ted. But I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.

Kate Daddy, I didn't wanna talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset, but I just wanna know. Don't you believe in God anymore?

Jacob Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need, but my congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, my faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. Yes, I do believe in God. But do I love them? No.

Kate Well, it's just that all our lives you've been a pastor. And then one day, you're just gonna wake up and say fuck him?

Jacob I didn't say, "Fuck him." Every person who chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi, or a Buddhist monk, many, many times during your life, you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself: "Am I a fool?" I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to an awakening.

Kate But, Daddy, what do you think Momma would say?

Jacob Momma's got nothing to say. She's dead.

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Kate Daddy, what would Momma say?

Jacob Momma's got nothin' to say. She's dead!

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Chet Pussy Hey, what do we have approaching here? A new flavor: apple pie pussy.

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Richie Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man!

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Seth We'll get to Mexico and it's gonna be sweet rosemary and 100 proof liquor and rice and beans and none of this shit's gonna matter.

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Seth I never said do what I do. I said do what I say.

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Seth Actually, our best weapon against these satanic cocksuckers is this man. He's a preacher.

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Seth What are their names?

Jacob Scott and Kate.

Seth Scott and Kate. Who's this?

Jacob My wife.

Seth Where is the little lady?

Jacob In heaven.

Seth She dead?

Jacob Yes, she is.

Seth How'd she die?

Jacob Auto wreck.

Seth Come on, Jacob. Give me some more details. How'd it happen? Some fucking drunk kill her?

Jacob No. It was a rainy night. The brakes on the car weren't great. She had to stop suddenly. She slid on the road, she crashed, she died.

Seth She died right away?

Jacob Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.

Seth Yep. Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

Jacob Yes, they do.

Seth Is that real?

Jacob Yes.

Seth I've seen one of these things before. A friend of mine had himself ordained, a minister of his own religion. Some way to fuck the IRS. Is that what you're doing or are you the real McCoy?

Jacob The real McCoy?

Seth You're a preacher?

Jacob I was a minister.

Seth "Was" as in not anymore?

Jacob Yes.

Seth Why'd you quit?

Jacob I think I've gotten about as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get.

Seth Let's just keep this friendly, okay, Pops? Let's not get too sensitive. You're right. Enough with the "getting to know you" shit. All right. I don't give a rat's ass about you or your fucking family. You can all live forever or you can die this second, and I don't give a shit which. The only things that I care about are me, that son of a bitch back there in the back, and our money. So you help us get across the border without incident, you stay with us through the night without trying anything funny, without trying to escape, and in the morning, I'm gonna let you guys go, all of you.

Jacob How do I know you'll keep your word? You have to convince me you're telling the truth.

Seth Look, dickhead, the only thing that you have to be convinced about is the fact that you are stuck in a situation with a couple of real mean motor scooters. And I don't wanna have to worry about you all fucking night. You know, I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions towards your daughter all night either. Did you notice the way that he was looking at her?

Jacob Yes.

Seth You didn't like it, did you?

Jacob No, I didn't.

Seth I didn't think so. You get us into Mexico and you don't try to escape, and your daughter will be safe. And in the morning, I will let you go. I give you my word, Jacob.

Jacob If he touches her, I'll kill him.

Seth Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of you.

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Scott Fuller Hey, what are you gonna do?

Jacob I'm gonna try and get us across the border.

Scott Fuller Dad, you have to tell them that they're back there.

Jacob Have you forgotten about your sister?

Scott Fuller They're gonna kill us, Dad. They're gonna get us across the border, take us out in the desert somewhere and then they're gonna fucking shoot us.

Jacob If they get over the border, they're gonna let us go.

Scott Fuller No, they won't. Dad, come on. I watch those reality shows. They never let anybody go. Any cop will tell you in a situation like this, you get a chance, and you go for it.

Jacob I know it may not seem like it, but I know exactly what I'm doing, you're gonna have to trust me on this.

Scott Fuller I can't do that, Dad. If you don't tell the cops, I will.

Jacob Listen to me. You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing. You hear me? I'm running the show. I make the decisions.

Scott Fuller He is running the show.

Jacob I'm running the show.

Scott Fuller Dad.

Jacob I'm running the show. Shh. I make the plays. You back the plays I make. I need your cover. Cover me.

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Seth [comes out of the bathroom after the border patrol has searched the RV] Goddamn, that was intense.

[Looks out the window and sees that they made it past the border]

Seth Oh, baby, we did it. We're in Mexico.

[He shakes Scott's head]

Seth We're fucking in Mexico, you little piece of fucking shit! Come on! Kate, get out here. All right listen up. Everybody, listen. Now, I know that I put you all through Hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker, but from here on out, you guys are all in my cool book. Now Scotty, I want you to help me with Richie. We're going to lay him down on the couch over there. Jacob, you're gonna keep driving down this street until you come to another street called "De Gallo" when you get to De Gallo, you're gonna turn this big bastard left, and you're gonna go down a couple of miles until you see a bar called the "Titty Twister." From what I understand, you cannot miss it.

Jacob Then?

Seth And then you stop, because that's where we're going.

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Seth Come on, listen. Don't make a career out of this, okay? Come on, hey. Hey, you okay?

Richie Yeah, I think so. What happened?

Seth I don't know. You just passed out.

Richie I did?

Seth Mmm-hmm. You said something about your hand hurting and then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Richie Really?

Seth Head hit the toilet. You scared the shit out of me. You sure you're okay? Um...

Richie Yeah. I, I think so. I'm just a little fucked up.

Seth Well, let me tell you something that's gonna clear your head right up.

Richie What?

Seth We are officially Mexicans.

[chuckling]

Seth Where in Mexico, buddy.

Richie We are?

Seth Yeah. We're heading down to the rendezvous right now. We're gonna pound booze, wait for Carlos. When he gets there, he's gonna take us down to El Rey. And then you and I my brother, we're gonna kick fucking back. How do you like them apples?

Richie Far out. Where's my glasses?

Seth Oh, uh... Yeah, they, uh... They broke when you fell.

Richie Fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair.

Seth Don't worry about it. We'll get you another pair.

Richie What do you mean, don't worry about it? Of course, I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fucking see!

Seth I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.

Richie Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall is gonna have my prescription.

Seth It is not a big deal until you make it a big deal. Richie, now, I was in a very good mood. So stop bringing me down with this bullshit!

[Srth puts his broken glasses on his face]

Richie [scoffs] I can't wear this shit.

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Richie [they're hiding in the bathroom of the RV] They're gonna search the van.

Seth As long as you don't act like a fucking nut, we're gonna be just fine.

Richie What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Seth What?

Richie You just called me a fucking nut.

Seth No, I didn't.

Richie Yes, you did. You said as long as I don't act like a fucking nut. Implying that I've been acting like a fucking nut.

Seth Take a pill, all right. I just meant be cool.

Richie Yeah, you meant that, but you meant the other too.

Seth This is not the time, Richie.

Richie Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man. You called me a fucking nut. Now where I come from, that stops the train in it's tracks.

Seth Keep your fucking voice down.

Richie Or what? What was the nuttiest thing I did, Seth? I'm curious. Tell me. What? What was it?

Seth This is not the time, Richie.

Richie I know. Was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Was that the nuttiest thing? That was nutty. Not to mention stupid.

[Seth knocks him out to silence him]

Kate Thanks.

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Seth Gecko Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?

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Earl McGraw [comes out of the bathroom] Yeah. Be back at it tomorrow. Tonight I'm gonna sit in front of that box and get higher than a Georgia pine. How much you want for that hooch, Pete?

Pete Bottoms Oh, $6.50.

Earl McGraw Jesus Christ. You bucking for early retirement?

Pete Bottoms Shit, yeah.

[Richie shoots Earl in the back of the head]

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Seth That's what I call a fucking show!

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Frost Come on, Sex Machine!

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Sex Machine If you're gonna drive a chair leg through a human, you'd better be one strong son of a bitch. The human body is one rough, tough machine. But these vamps, these vamps, they're, they're, they have soft bodies, the texture of their skin is softer, they're mushier, you can push it right through them. See and if you hit one hard enough, take their head right off.

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Jacob [intruders at door] What is this?

Seth [hits Jacob in the face] It's called a punch.

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Kate Daddy, I didn't wanna talk about this in front of Scott... because he gets upset, but I just wanna know. Don't you believe in God any more?

Jacob Not enough to be a pastor.

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Seth I don't want to do it, but, I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think that you are fucking with me!

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Jacob Yes, I do believe in Jesus. Yes, I do believe in God. But do I love Them? No.

Kate Well, it's just that all our lives you've been a pastor. And then one day, you're just gonna wake up and say, "Fuck Him"?

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Earl McGraw Well, I gotta drain my lizard. Mind if I use your commode?

Pete Bottoms Knock yourself out.

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Seth We're gonna pound booze, wait for Carlos. When he gets there, he's gonna take us down to El Rey. And then you and l, my brother, we're gonna kick fuckin' back. How you like them apples?

Richie Far out.

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Seth [to Kate] You, Gidget, go in the bathroom and put on some clothes.

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Razor Charlie And now, for your viewing pleasure, the Mistress of the Macabre, the Epitome of Evil, the most sinister woman to ever dance on the face of this Earth...

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Seth We need you. A faithless preacher doesn't mean shit to us. A servant of God can take a cross and shove it up these monsters' asses. A servant of God can bless the tap water and make it a weapon.

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Frost We'll take care of this mess. Go stake the rest of those ugly fucks.

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