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The Ice Harvest Movie Quotes

Charlie Arglist As Wichita falls... so falls Wichita Falls.
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Charlie Arglist Did I ever tell you my father was a twin?
Pete Van Heuten Identical?
Charlie Arglist Fraternal. Looked a lot alike, though, him and my uncle. Different temperaments completely. My father, he's a cop. By-the-book guy. Believed in the law, wanted his only son to be a lawyer. Drank in moderation, didn't smoke. Kept up his life insurance premiums. Voted in every election, not just for president.
Pete Van Heuten Lemme guess, uncle didn't vote?
Charlie Arglist He said he didn't want to encourage the bastards. In and out of jail from the time he was 16... drunk all the time, fucked everything that walked. Won a fortune playing poker, lost it all the same way. Lost an eye in a fight. My father was 54 when he died of a massive embolism, right here in Wichita. My uncle died the very next day in a car wreck in California. So the point is... it is futile to regret. You do one thing, you do another... I mean, so what? What's the difference? Same result.
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Vic He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I didn't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there.
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Pete Van Heuten Yo-ho-ho, mofo!
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Vic Well? How'd it go?
Charlie Arglist Good. Went good.
Vic How much?
Vic Am I gonna have to slap the shit outta you? How much?
Charlie Arglist Vic, it's a great, big, fuckin' pile of money: two-million - one-hundred - forty-seven-thousand dollars and change. My God, we're actually doing this.
Vic No, we're not doing it. It's already done.
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Charlie Arglist Christmas Eve. Ho ho fucking ho!
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Vic One night, driving a Mercedes, already you're an asshole.
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Renata [answers phone] Hello?
Charlie Arglist Renata?
Renata Charlie.
Charlie Arglist Listen. You were right. Vic and I have been skimming.
Renata Well, duh!
Charlie Arglist I think Roy Gelles must have found out, and I think he might have killed Vic.
Renata That's terrible!
Charlie Arglist So I was thinking it might be best if I left town, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.
Renata You have the money?
Charlie Arglist What? Which?
Renata The money we're talking about. That you and Vic have been skimming. Try to keep up, OK?
Charlie Arglist No. Vic had it.
Renata So, your idea is that we should run away together and be poor?
Charlie Arglist I thought I'd give it a shot.
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Pete Van Heuten My friend here is a mobster. You may know that. You may not.
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Pete Van Heuten Take me with you, man.
Charlie Arglist Oh, Fuck. Jesus, Pete.
Pete Van Heuten No, I mean it. Take me with you, buddy. I can't do my life, man. I can't do it.
Charlie Arglist Just get some rest.
Pete Van Heuten I hate myself. I want a new life.
Charlie Arglist You don't want mine.
Pete Van Heuten I really do.
Charlie Arglist I'm in trouble. I'm in big fucking trouble.
Pete Van Heuten But that'd be great. Don't you see? We go out in a blaze of glory. Like men. Like men, Charlie No goddamn life left for men anymore. Not here. This country, all that's left for men is money and pussy.
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Renata Are you in love with me, Charlie?
Charlie Arglist I've always liked you.
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Charlie Arglist It's Christmas! Everyone's nice on Christmas!
Vic Cavanaugh Only morons are nice on Christmas.
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Sidney My mother's always telling me I gotta control my anger, channel my energy into something more positive. Makes me want to slap her silly.
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Charlie Arglist Pete, I know you're not asking for my advice, but listen... you should really shut the fuck up.
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Vic You're dead, Roy. Don't just stand there pretending you're not.
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Renata To the victor go the spoils.
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Renata It's against my religion to give out personal advice, but you should either sober up or get real drunk.
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Pete Van Heuten That was unpleasant. I think I scraped my tummy.
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Sidney No no no. Shut-up you toothless old whore!
[fight breaks out]
Sidney Ah shit, Mom I gotta go.
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Vic See, this is the whole problem with people, if you are what you do and you never do anything, then what the fuck are you? That's the way I see it anyways.
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Charlie Arglist All in all, i think that went well.
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Charlie Arglist Oh, Vic?
Vic What?
Charlie Arglist [Shows a severed thumb] Whose thumb is this?
Vic Oh yeah, Roy. good news: Charlie brought your thumb.
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Vic You know what, Roy? One more word out of that trunk, and I'm going to shoot it at both ends, because the truth is, I can't remember which end your head's at.
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Charlie Arglist It's Christmas, Dennis. It's God's birthday.
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Charlie Arglist People always say there's no such thing as the perfect crime... but I don't agree with that. If you plan things carefully enough, if you think through every last detail; if you have nerves of steel, if you can remain calm no matter what happens... then there should be no problem you can't handle. It's really all a matter of a character. Of course, if I had any character, I wouldn't have stolen $2 million from my boss. Christmas Eve. Ho ho fucking ho.
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Vic Don't you want to know where the money is?
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Vic Don't be so worried. The hard part's done already. Everything worked just like you said it would.
Charlie Arglist Yeah. I guess.
Vic Just act normal for a few hours and we're home free. OK?
Vic OK.
Charlie Arglist Uh, you wanna take the money and not me?
Vic You wanna take the money?
Charlie Arglist No, I-I-I don't know. I was just...
Vic Well, if you wanna take the money... I mean, if you think you could do a better job at guarding two-million dollars...
Charlie Arglist No, no, no. It should be you. It should be you. It's just that we didn't discuss that.
Vic Are we through discussing it? Or is there more to say on the subject?
Charlie Arglist No. We're done.
Vic Cool. OK. Shut the door.
Vic And Charlie? Act normal.
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Pete Van Heuten [standing outside his home where his wife's family is waiting to have Christmas dinner] That's my chair in there. You wanna know the truth? I can't fill it.
Charlie Arglist Neither could I, if it makes you feel any better.
Pete Van Heuten Listen, Charlie. Before we go in, there's something I have to tell you. It's been on my conscience, and you can punch me if you want to.
Charlie Arglist I don't think I'm gonna want to.
Pete Van Heuten Back when you and Sarabeth were still married, that last year... she and I were fucking.
Charlie Arglist [not surprised] No kidding?
Pete Van Heuten Like minks. Everywhere. Kitchen table, your bed, garage.
Pete Van Heuten Jesus, Charlie, we were friends! It doesn't make you angry?
Charlie Arglist Actually, it makes me curious. It makes me wonder who she's fucking now.
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Vic Pay no attention to the man in the trunk.
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Pete Van Heuten [waking up in back of Charlie's car] Ugh... Where are we?
Charlie Arglist We're in heaven, Pete.
Pete Van Heuten Oh... They got pancakes?
Charlie Arglist They got everything.
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