Aladdin Movie Quotes
Genie
Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
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Genie
[as a group of cheerleaders]
Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar
[as a snake]
You stay out of thisss!
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Genie
I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!
Aladdin
Uh... I wish for the Nile.
Genie
No way!
[laughs]
Genie
Oh, does that feel good!
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Farouk
You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Farouk
She said she knew the sultan!
[Abu mutters gibberish]
Aladdin
Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
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Genie
So, what'll it be, Master?
Aladdin
You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
Genie
[as William F. Buckley]
Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
Aladdin
Like?
[cuts his head off]
Genie
So don't ask.
[turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]
Genie
You little punim there.
Genie
[turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre]
Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
[he returns to normal]
Genie
Other than that, you got it.
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Aladdin
Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh.
[to Abu]
Aladdin
Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.
Genie
[scoffs]
Genie
Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO *SIDDOWN!*
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Genie
[as a female flight attendant]
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.
Aladdin
Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
Genie
Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin
Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own.
[Genie's mouth drops]
Genie
Oh, I feel sheepish.
[he turns into a sheep]
Genie
All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies.
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Aladdin
You're a prisoner?
Genie
It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig.
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie
Phenomenal cosmic powers!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie
Itty bitty living space!
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Aladdin
Genie, I need help!
Genie
[as Jack Nicholson]
All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Aladdin
What?
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[Genie and Carpet are playing chess]
Genie
So, move.
[Carpet makes a move]
Genie
Hey! That's a good move.
[as Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
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[last line, special edition only. also heard in the diamond edition and signature collection.]
Genie
You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
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Genie
But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, it's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
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Genie
[leaving to travel the world]
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free-hee!
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Iago
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago
Ack! Good grip.
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Merchant
[holding up an oil lamp]
Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life; a young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits... with a dark purpose.
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[Abu is swinging a stolen sword at the guards]
Guard
[frightened]
He's got a sword!
[louder]
Razoul
We've all got swords!
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[when Gazeem tries to steal the lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the latter swallows him whole]
Iago
I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
Jafar
Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago
Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... Mmph!
[Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
Jafar
Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
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Genie
Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
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Merchant
Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries. Will not break!
[taps it on table]
Merchant
Will not...
[it falls apart]
Merchant
It broke!
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Woman
Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin
Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Aladdin
I'm in trouble.
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Jafar
[he switches to Jafar's voice]
Excellent work, Iago.
Iago
Ah, go on.
Jafar
[again]
No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago
Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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Genie
Al, I can't help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now.
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Sultan
That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine
Father?
Sultan
Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine
Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
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Genie
Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.
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Aladdin
Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Aladdin
I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.
Princess Jasmine
Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin
That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine
You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin
Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine
You're just...
Aladdin
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
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[repeated line]
Cave of Wonders
Who disturbs my slumber?
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[last line, from the original version]
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Genie
[after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires]
You ain't never had a friend like me!
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Aladdin
[singing]
Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.
Aladdin
[sighs, no longer singing]
Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
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Sultan
Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan
This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar
[very dryly]
Ecstatic.
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[Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin, when the guards capture him]
Princess Jasmine
Let him go!
[throws her down]
Princess Jasmine
Unhand him!
[pulls off the hood of her cloak]
Princess Jasmine
By order of the Princess.
Aladdin
The Princess?
Razoul
What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine
That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
Razoul
Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Princess Jasmine
Believe me, I will.
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Merchant
Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment. AndthefinestmerchandisethissideoftheriverJordanonsaletoday! Come on down!
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Aladdin
Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine
I know why you did.
Aladdin
Well, I guess... this... is goodbye?
Princess Jasmine
Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you.
[Genie wipes away a tear from his eyes]
Genie
Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
Aladdin
But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie
Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
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Aladdin
Hey... can you make me a prince?
[chuckles]
Genie
Nope. "Alaskan king crab".
[pulls out a crab resembling Sebastian clamped to his finger]
[arm with a knife raises from the book trying to stab him]
Genie
Aah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha! "To make a prince."
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Jafar
Just... where did you say you were from?
Jafar
Try me.
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Jafar
[from inside the lamp]
Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago
Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar
Don't tell me to shut up!
Genie
[taking the lamp off Aladdin]
Allow me. Ten thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]
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Genie
[as tailor]
First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here.
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie
Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
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["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
Jafar
You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago
Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
[Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
Jafar
Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin
The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Jafar
What?
Aladdin
He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Aladdin
Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
Jafar
[slightly shocked]
You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
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Princess Jasmine
Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar
Prince Ali left.
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[repeated line]
Aladdin
Do you trust me?
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Genie
I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin
Uh... uh, Aladdin.
Genie
Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie
Sounds like, 'Here, boy!'
[whistles]
Genie
'C'mon, Laddie!'
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin
I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
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Genie
Oh, Al. I'm getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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Genie
What would you wish of me?
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie
The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie
... the long-contained...
[as SeÒor Wences]
Genie
... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie
... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie
Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
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Aladdin
Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh... that is... um... Oh, no!
Princess Jasmine
[pulls off Aladdin's turban]
You *are* the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin
Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine
Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin
No!
Princess Jasmine
That I wouldn't figure it out?
Aladdin
No! I-I mean... I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh... no, that-that's not what I meant!
Princess Jasmine
Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin
The truth? The truth, um... The-the truth is, I... I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine
Why didn't you just tell me?
Aladdin
Well, you know, uh... um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?
Princess Jasmine
Hmm... Not that strange.
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[Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
Jafar
The universe is mine to command! To control!
Aladdin
Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Jafar
Huh?
Aladdin
You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
[cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
Jafar
What?
Aladdin
And everything that goes with it.
[Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]
Jafar
No! No!
Iago
I'm getting out of here!
Aladdin
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
[Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
Iago
Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!
[both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]
Aladdin
...itty bitty living space.
Genie
Al, you little genius, you!
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Aladdin
All this for a loaf of bread?
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Sultan
Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago
That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!
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Princess Jasmine
Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles in protest]
Princess Jasmine
Except you, Rajah.
[Rajah purrs happily]
Princess Jasmine
I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan
But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine
Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.
Sultan
[exasperated]
Oh! I, I...
Sultan
[to Rajah]
Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
Rajah
Huh?
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Genie
[whispers while holding an "Aladdin" script]
Psst. Your line is "I'm going to free the Genie." Anytime.
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Aladdin
They wanna make me Sultan. No, they wanna make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie
Al, you won!
Aladdin
Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own! I... I can't wish you free.
Genie
[disappointed]
Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master...!
[disappears into lamp resentfully]
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[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago
You got a problem, pinky?
[he hits the flamingo with one of his stilts]
Iago
Jerk.
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[sees Abu take a ruby]
Aladdin
Abu! Nooo!
Cave of Wonders
Infidels!
Abu the Monkey
Uh-oh.
Cave of Wonders
[thundering]
You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!
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[first lines]
Merchant
Ahh! Salaam and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant
Too close! A little too close.
[camera backs up]
Merchant
There. Welcome to Agrabah.
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Jafar
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
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Merchant
[holding up a box]
Ooh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen.
[he lifts the lid of the box a little and blows a clandestine raspberry]
Merchant
Ah, still good.
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Genie
Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves / Scheherazade had a thousand tales / But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves / You got a brand of magic, never fails / You've got some power in your corner now / Some heavy ammunition in your camp / You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how? / See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp / And I'll say: Mr Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be? / Let me take your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me! / Life is your restaurant / and I'm your maitre'd! / Come on, whisper what it is you want / You ain't never had a friend like me! / Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on service / You're the boss, the king, the shah! / Say what you wish, it's yours true dish / How bout a little more baklava? / Have some of Column A / Try all of Column B / I'm in the mood, to help you dude / You ain't never had a friend like me!
[performs tricks]
Genie
Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? / Can your friends pull this out their little hat? / Can your friends go poof? Well, looky here! / Can your friends go Abrakadabra, let her rip, and then make the sucker disappear? So don'tcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed / I'm here to answer all your midday prayers / You've got me bona-fide, certified / You got a genie for your charge d'affaires / I've got a powerful urge to help you out / So what's your wish, I really wanna know! / You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt / Well, all you've gotta do is rub like so, and OH / Mister Aladdin sir, have a wish or two or three / I'm on the job, you big nabob / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never... had a... friend... like... ME! You ain't never had a friend like me!
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Princess Jasmine
[to Jafar]
At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
Sultan
Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her]
Jafar
[scowls in their direction]
If only I had gotten that lamp!
Iago
[mocking Jasmine]
"I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives.
Jafar
No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.
Jafar
Jafar, Iago: Ew.
Iago
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?
Jafar
What?
Iago
Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!
Jafar
Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago
Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
[he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground]
Iago
"Yah. Ker-splat!"
Jafar
[laughs]
I love the way your foul little mind works!
[both laugh evilly]
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[Aladdin is close to drowning, and his unconscious body falls and rubs against the lamp]
Genie
[appearing with a bathing cap and washing his back]
Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[squeaks rubber duckie]
Genie
Hello!
[sees Aladdin]
Genie
Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay!
[shakes Aladdin]
Genie
Come on, Aladdin!
[Aladdin's head droops]
Genie
I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
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Aladdin
Wish fulfillment?
Genie
Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
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Prince Achmed
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
Prince Achmed
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
[the palace gates slam shut in front of Aladdin]
Aladdin
I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas!
[he scratches his head]
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Aladdin
Wait, wait a minute. I'm... your master?
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Aladdin
So, three wishes. Hm, I want them to be good. What would you wish for?
Genie
Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
Aladdin
What?
Genie
No, I can't tell you.
Aladdin
C'mon, tell me.
Genie
Freedom!
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[Abu goes crazy and leaps onto Aladdin's head as they escape from the destructing Cave of Wonders]
Aladdin
Abu! Abu, this is no time to panic!
[sees that they're about to hit a wall]
Aladdin
Start panicking!
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Jasmine? Jasmine! Jasmine...
[suddenly Rajah rears up in front of the Sultan with a rag in his mouth]
Sultan
Confound it, Rajah!
[he pulls half of the rag out of Rajah's mouth]
Sultan
So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out!
Princess Jasmine
Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
[Jasmine and Rajah chuckle, drawing an angry look from the Sultan]
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[Jasmine has rejected "Prince Ali's" first advances toward her]
Aladdin
Buzz off.
Genie
OK, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself.
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Jafar
[in disguise]
Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin
I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
Jafar
First give me the lamp!
[Aladdin does so]
Jafar
[laughs triumphantly]
Yes! At last!
[he grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin
What're you doing?
Jafar
Giving you your reward - your eternal reward!
[he pulls out a dagger and is about to stab Aladdin; Abu bites his arm, forcing him to drop the dagger; Jafar then throws Aladdin and Abu back down the Cave, just as it closes]
Jafar
[chuckles, removing his disguise]
It's mine. It's all mine. I...
[he searches for the lamp, but can't find it]
Jafar
Where is it? No! Noooooo!
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Sultan
[of "Prince Ali Ababwa"]
Jasmine will like this one.
Aladdin
And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.
Jafar
Your Highness, no! I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?
Aladdin
Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
Princess Jasmine
How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!
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[on Carpet]
In case of emergency, the exits are here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here-here - anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet!
[zapping Carpet out from the cave]
Genie
We're... outta here!
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Iago
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, Your Highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives...
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his possessions]
Iago
And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it.
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Genie
Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?
[kisses Abu's head then coughs up small ball of fur]
Genie
Oh! Hairball.
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[Genie is trying to organize an appropriate mode of transport for "Prince Ali" aka Aladdin and puts Abu the monkey through a series of transformations]
[he turns Abu into an elephant]
Genie
Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out!
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Jafar
[disguised as a prisoner]
You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor]
Sultan
I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
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Jafar
[hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff]
You will order the Princess to marry me.
Sultan
[hypnotized]
I... will order... the Princess... to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan
But you're so old!
Jafar
[shoving his staff into the Sultan's face again]
The Princess *will* marry me!
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Iago
I can't believe it, I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this - look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
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Iago
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar
Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!
[He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]
Jafar
Down, boy!
[He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]
Jafar
Oh princess
[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
Jafar
there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
Jafar
[zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing]
Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Jafar
Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
Aladdin
Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.
Jafar
[still singing]
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.
Jafar
Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,
[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]
Jafar
to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.
Jafar
[sends the pillar in the air]
[Spoken]
Jafar
Whoopee! So long!
Iago
Goodbye. See ya.
Jafar
[sings]
Ex-Prince Ali!
[laughs maniacally]
Aladdin
Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.
Aladdin
Abu! Are you okay?
Aladdin
I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
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Jafar
[about Aladdin in his Prince Ali disguise]
I don't trust him, Sire.
Sultan
Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on, Jafar, is that I'm an excellent judge of character.
Iago
Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. NOT!
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Jafar
[Genie's power transforms "Snake" Jafer into a "Genie" Jafer]
Ye-eeee-es-ssss.
[the snake that surrounds the tighted Aladdin dissolves into dust, as Jasmine's hand buried by the sand of the hourglass]
Jafar
Y-eeee-es-ssss! The power.
["Genie" Jafer chuckles as Aladdin breaks the hourglass to save Jasmine]
Jafar
[o.s]
The absolute,
Jafar
[breaks the roof of the palace]
power!
Princess Jasmine
What have you done?
Aladdin
Trust me.
Jafar
[the power of "Genie Jafer" creates The Black Lamp]
The universe is mind to command, to control!
Aladdin
Not so fast, Jafer. Aren't you forgetting something?
Jafar
Huh?
Aladdin
You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
Jafar
[the gold sheckles forms around his arms]
What?
Aladdin
And everything that goes with it.
Jafar
[Aladdin uses the lamp to suck up "Genie" Jafer]
No-oooo! No-oooo!
Iago
I'm getting out of there.
Jafar
[screaming overlapping; as he grabs Iago]
No-oooo...!
Iago
Come on, you're the genie. I don't want... I- I don't want...
["Genie" Jafer and Iago has sucked up together in the lamp]
Aladdin
Itty-bitty living space.
Genie
Al -l... you little genius, you.
[Abu, the Magic Carpet, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah restored back to their usual themselves, along with the palace]
Jafar
[inside the lamp]
Get your blasted beak out of my face.
Jafar
Don't tell me to shut up.
Genie
[as Jafer & Iago's argument continues inside the lamp, Aladdin hands the lamp to the Genie]
Allow me. Ten-thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.
[the Genie pricks the lamp into the desert]
Jafar
Shut,
Jafar
u-uuuu-uuuu-p...
[the purple lights flashes from the beyond the desert]
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Guard
You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin
You think that was easy?
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Jafar
How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
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Aladdin
Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar
A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!
[he turns into a giant snake]
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Iago
I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
Jafar
Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago
And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar
Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago
And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha ha.
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Aladdin
[seeing Achmed ride toward the palace]
Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
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Iago
Oh, nice shot, Jaf...
[Abu whacks him over the head, and Iago passes out]
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Jafar
I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.
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Sultan
It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end.
Iago
Awk! Wits' end!
Sultan
Oh.
[laughs and pulls out a cracker]
Sultan
Have a cracker, pretty Polly.
[Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth]
Jafar
[laughs as Iago chokes]
Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.
[Iago gives Jafar an angry look]
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Jafar
Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
Iago
What's coming to you. Awk!
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Portly Agrabah Woman
[scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings]
Still I think he's rather tasty!
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[notices Jafar]
Genie
I don't think you're him.
Genie
[reading a script]
Tonight the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
Jafar
I am your master now!
[crushes Genie under his foot]
Jafar
Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high, as Sultan!
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Genie
Well, l can't do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. l'm... outta here!
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Cave of Wonders
Who disturbs my slumber?
Gazeem
It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Cave of Wonders
Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
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Princess Jasmine
[Jafar opens the door to his lab, making sure first that no one is looking, then sneaks out, though while he's doing this, Jasmine spots him]
Jafar?
Jafar
[Quickly covers the entrance]
Oh... Princess.
Iago
[Casually walks through the doorway, but Jafar slams the door, crushing Iago]
Jafar - I'm stuck...
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[Jafar yanks Jasmine towards him]
Jafar
It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine.
[takes a bite of the apple she is holding and continues speaking, spitting pulp onto her cheek]
Jafar
A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world.
[conjures a crown for her]
Jafar
What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
Jafar
AAH! I'll teach you some respect...!
[she retreats in fear]
Jafar
... No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall *desperately* in love with me.
Jafar
Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!
[Jasmine sees Aladdin and Abu sneak into the room, motioning for her to be quiet]
[puts on the crown]
Princess Jasmine
Hmm, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
[Genie's jaw drops in shock]
Jafar
Hmm, that's better.
[rolls Genie's jaw back up like a window blind]
Jafar
Now, pussycat... tell me more about myself.
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Aladdin
I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now, when did / you last let your heart decide? / I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / over, sideways and under / on a magic carpet ride / A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no, or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming...
Princess Jasmine
A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you!
Aladdin
Now I'm in a whole new world with you...
Princess Jasmine
Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world / A hundred thousand things to see / I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be...
Aladdin
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: A whole new world / With new horizons to pursue / I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you / A whole new world / That's where we'll be / A thrilling chase, A wondrous place / For you and me...
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Genie
[outtake from after Genie saves Aladdin]
I would've done mouth-to-mouth, but I don't find you that attractive.
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Aladdin
Sleep well, princess.
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[Prince Achmed comes storming in from the palace gardens after being rejected by Princess Jasmine]
Prince Achmed
I've never been so insulted!
Prince Achmed
I've never been so insulted!
Sultan
Oh, Prince Achmed, you're, you're not... leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed
[walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear]
Good luck marrying *her* off!
Prince Achmed
[walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear]
Good luck marrying *her* off!
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Sultan
[hypnotized]
Jasmine.
Princess Jasmine
Oh, Father. I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.
Sultan
[hypnotized]
You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
Princess Jasmine
What?
Sultan
[hypnotized]
You will wed Jafar.
[the other door opens and reveals Jafar and Iago]
Jafar
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
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Aladdin
Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Aladdin
Punctual!
Princess Jasmine
Punctual?
Genie
Sorry.
Aladdin
Uh, beautiful!
Genie
Nice recovery.
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Princess Jasmine
Father, I choose Prince Ali.
Jafar
Prince Ali left.
Aladdin
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine
Prince Ali!
Iago
How in the he-
[covers his mouth]
Iago
Awk!
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Sultan
Button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun!
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[Aladdin and Jasmine are hanging out in Al's hideout when Razoul's guards show up]
Guard
Here you are!
Aladdin
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: [both] They're after me! They're after you?
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Jafar
You are late.
Gazeem
A thousand apologies, Oh Patient One.
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Sultan
Can this be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Praise Allah.
[to Aladdin, in his Prince Ali guise]
Sultan
You brilliant boy. I could kiss you. I won't. I'll leave that to my...
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[Jafar has used his magic to turn the Sultan into a living marionette and Iago is taking his revenge]
Iago
Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here! Here's your cracker! Shove 'em all the way down your throat! Here, have lots of crackers!
[Jasmine is chained and dressed as a slave girl]
[Jafar motions Iago to stop. Iago hesitates, then gives one last shove]
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Jafar
Prince Ali? Yes, it is he, / but not as you know him! / Read my lips, and come to grips / with reality! / Meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last / Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[strips Aladdin of his magic]
Princess Jasmine
Ali...
Aladdin
Jasmine... I tried to tell you, I'm only...
Jafar
So Ali, turns out to be / merely Aladdin / Just a con, need I go on? / Take it from me / His personality flaws, give me adequate cause / To send him packing on a one-way trip, so his propsects take a terminal dip / His assets frozen, the venue chosen / Is the ends of the earth - wheee! / So long, EX-Prince Ali!
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Genie
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar! Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! / Oh come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! / Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! / Are you gonna love this guy! / Prince Ali! Fabulous he! / Ali Ababwa / Genuflect, show some respect / Down on one knee! / Now try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam / Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!
Genie
[takes on various forms]
Prince Ali! Mighty is he! / Ali Ababwa / Strong as ten regular men, definitely! / He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords / Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali! / He's got 75 golden camels / Purple peacocks, he's got 53 / When it comes to exotic-type mammals / Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you / It's a world-class menagerie!
Genie
[as a woman]
Prince Ali! Handsome is he! / Ali Ababwa / That physique! How can I speak? / Weak at the knee / Well, get on out in that square, adjust your veil and prepare / to gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! / He's got 95 white Persian monkeys / And to view them he charges no fee / He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies / They bow to his whim, love serving him / They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!
[enters the castle]
Genie
Prince Ali! Amorous he! / Ali Ababwa / Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see / And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by / With 60 elephants, llamas galore / With his bears and lions / A brass band and more / With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers / His birds that warble on key / Make way for Prince Ali!
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Princess Jasmine
[Jasmine believes Aladdin has been put to death]
It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.
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Genie
[outtake, as a referee]
Becoming a reptile, unnecessary use of reptile, five hundred year penalty!
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Aladdin
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: For you and me.
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[Iago is running on a treadmill which powers a mystic device]
Iago
With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar
Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago
Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
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Jafar
[when the Sultan introduces Aladdin, as Prince Ali, to him]
Ecstatic.
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Genie
The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk - one too many hits with the snake.
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Prince Achmed
Out of my way, filthy brats!
Prince Achmed
Out of my way, filthy brats!
[preparing the whip the kids and Aladdin blocks with his arm]
Aladdin
Hey! If I were rich as you, I could afford some manners.
[throws the whip at him]
Prince Achmed
I'll teach you some manners!
Prince Achmed
I'll teach you some manners!
[shoves Aladdin off]
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Sultan
Jafar, this is an outrage! If it weren't for all your years of loyal service...! But from now on, you're to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, *before* they are beheaded!
Jafar
I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.
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Chorus
[singing] He's got seventy-five golden camels...
Genie
[as Harry Reasoner] Don't they look lovely, June?
Chorus
Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three!
Genie
[as June Lockhart] Fabulous Harry, I love the feathers!
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Genie
Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
[poofs, laughs, to Abu]
Genie
Oh, sorry, Cheeta, hope I didn't singe the fur.
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Princess Jasmine
Unhand him!
[removes her hood]
Princess Jasmine
By order of the princess.
[Razoul and his guards gasps and bow]
Razoul
Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin
The princess?
Abu
The princess?
Razoul
What are you doing outside the palace, and with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine
That's not your concern! Do as I command! Release him!
Razoul
Ah, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
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Razoul
We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?
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Razoul
Stop! Thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
Aladdin
All this for a loaf of bread?
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Razoul
Looky here, men, a street *mouse*!
[knocks Jasmine to the ground; the guards laugh]
[removes her hood]
Princess Jasmine
... by order of the princess!
[the guards stop laughing and bow]
Aladdin
The princess?
Razoul
What are you doing outside the palace, and with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine
That's not your concern! Do as I command! Release him!
Razoul
Ah, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
[the guards drag Aladdin away]
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[after Aladdin and Abu gets trapped inside by the Cave of Wonder, Jafar chuckles and takes off his disguise]
Jafar
It's mine. It's all mine. I...
[He notices the lamp is gone]
Jafar
Where is it? No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[sees Carpet trying to stop a jonesing Abu from getting the giant ruby]
Aladdin
Abu, NO!
[Abu greedily grabs the jewel]
Cave of Wonders
YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE!
[Abu puts the ruby back; the jewel and the statue melt like molten metal]
Cave of Wonders
NOW YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!
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