[describing the werewolf in human form to the police]
Jimmy Myers
I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10...
[the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]
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Zela
Don't let this get up fool you; I have the gift. I blame my mother.
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Ellie
Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?
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Jake
I don't want you to worry about your brother. After all there is only one alpha-male. And I really think we should put the poor kid outta his misery, don't you?
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Joanie
All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "It's not you it's me".
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Joanie
I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
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Jimmy Myers
My dog.
Bo
What kinda dog do you have?
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Joanie
I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
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Jimmy Myers
No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
Bo
I know it must feel like that sometimes...
Jimmy Myers
No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
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Kyle
Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.
Kyle
Maybe you can just follow me...
[dragging her away]
Kyle
Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?
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Jimmy Myers
[trying to annoy Bo, who keeps provoking him]
You're really becoming transparent. How about a little identity intervention, okay? 'Cause all this internalized homophobia's giving you away.
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Jimmy Myers
[holding wrestling opponent high in air]
You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.
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Joanie
Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
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Becky
[Zela has just told Becky and Jenny they're in danger]
You can't tell people this shit! Lay off the crack pipe.
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Joanie
Putting on weight, Kyle?
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Jake
[walking Ellie through her transformation]
It's okay, Ellie, it's okay. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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Joanie
[Jimmy has just asked to fight one-one-one with Joanie, but Joanie sends him flying]
Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
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Jimmy Myers
No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure.
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Jimmy Myers
[speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him, and admitted his crush on Jimmy]
Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.
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Kyle
Whoa, hey, Ellie.
Kyle
Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?
Ellie
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Kyle
I drink, you drive, ready to go?
Ellie
Kyle, can you cover for me at the opening?
Kyle
What? And miss Jake's big opening?
Ellie
I can't make it.
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Bo
Hey, I know you. You're from PE.
Brooke
His name is Billy.
Jimmy Myers
Ah, its, uh, Jimmy.
Bo
You're the dodgeball crotch target! You should really wear a cup.
Brooke
Stop it, Bo. Okay?
Bo
I'm just lookin' out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one; the derogatory hit-geek on his way to Fagtown.
Jimmy Myers
Look, uh, I-I'm not gay.
Bo
Oh, bummer. You mean you're just an ass-wimp-wad for no reason?
Bo
Ha, that sucks.
[starts to turn away. turns back quickly]
Bo
BOO!
[Jimmy jumps]
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Jake
The only way you can break the curse is by killing the one who started it all and that's me. I'm not ready to die just yet.
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Jake
Where is that brother of yours anyway? Now where could he be...in the basement? These heightened senses are a kick huh?
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Jake
These heightened senses are a kick, aren't they?
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Jake
You better run you little shit. I am gonna kill you.
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