Jack TaylorYou said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.
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T.J.You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you.
Audrey BennettOh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.
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Audrey BennettSpeed, tell Tom about Kennedy's assassination. This is so cool, Tom, Speed knows who killed JFK. No ask him, Tom, ask him! Ask him who killed him!
Red TaylorLook, the important thing is *somebody* has got to help Tom. You know that nothing that happened here tonight was any of his fault.
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Red TaylorIt's funny, the nicest guy in the world is the only one with enough balls to stand up to Dad. All he wanted to do was to spend some time with you. Look what it gets him. Classic Dad. I'm not allowed in the house, you're not allowed out of it. He doesn't care about us. Only that stupid bird.
Lisa Taylor[shakes her head]I know this is gonna sound weird, but... ever since I was a little kid... I used to always wish that *I* was that stupid bird.