My Boss's Daughter Movie Quotes
[Jack Taylor introduces his pet owl]
Jack Taylor
This is O.J.
Tom Stansfield
O.J.? Like the murderer?
Jack Taylor
No, like the football player. O.J. Simpson.
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Tom Stansfield
Hey put the crowbar down, or I will blow your ass to fucktown!
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Jack Taylor
What's this I hear about you threatening to spray this play with an AK-47?
Tom Stansfield
Oh... well, I was just making a joke.
Jack Taylor
Oh that's funny to you? People dying? And what's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?
Tom Stansfield
I never make fun of midgets!
Jack Taylor
You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.
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T.J.
You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you.
Tom Stansfield
I don't have any kids.
T.J.
I can wait.
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Tom Stansfield
I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house?
Audrey Bennett
All of them or just the colored guy?
Tom Stansfield
No, all of them.
Audrey Bennett
Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.
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Audrey Bennett
Speed, tell Tom about Kennedy's assassination. This is so cool, Tom, Speed knows who killed JFK. No ask him, Tom, ask him! Ask him who killed him!
Tom Stansfield
Alright, alright. Who killed JFK?
Speed
Desi... Arnaz.
[Tom sees a mouse running loose, runs away to catch it]
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[She stares at him]
Jack Taylor
It's not a rhetorical question. Are you retarded?
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[repeated line]
Jack Taylor
Audrey, get in here!
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Tom Stansfield
Oh. Sir. Uh, ah, is that a bear-trap?
Jack Taylor
Yes. It's to keep the neighbours' kids out of my yard.
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Audrey Bennett
Was that an owl?
Tom Stansfield
Yes! O.J. got out! How is he flying?
Audrey Bennett
Well, he is a bird.
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Lisa Taylor
[discovered Tom in compromising position]
We're done. You must think I'm a complete idiot.
Tom Stansfield
No! No! I'm telling you, I was just checking these girls for breast cancer!
Lisa Taylor
You make me sick!
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Red Taylor
Look, the important thing is *somebody* has got to help Tom. You know that nothing that happened here tonight was any of his fault.
[smirks]
Red Taylor
It's funny, the nicest guy in the world is the only one with enough balls to stand up to Dad. All he wanted to do was to spend some time with you. Look what it gets him. Classic Dad. I'm not allowed in the house, you're not allowed out of it. He doesn't care about us. Only that stupid bird.
Lisa Taylor
Can I tell you something?
Red Taylor
Sure.
Lisa Taylor
[shakes her head]
I know this is gonna sound weird, but... ever since I was a little kid... I used to always wish that *I* was that stupid bird.
[sobs]
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