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Bug Movie Quotes

Agnes White I guess I'd rather talk with you about bugs than nothing with nobody.
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Agnes White You don't sound like you're from Oklahoma.
Peter Evans I'm from Beaver.
Agnes White Well, we're all from beaver, ain't we?
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Agnes White I am the super mother bug!
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Peter Evans Listen! Listen! If you want to know what is going on, you have to listen to me! You have to! Because you don't know the fucking enormity of what we're dealing with! Listen: May 29th, 1954, the consortium of bankers, industrialists, corporate CEOs and politicians held a series of meetings over three days at the Bilderberg Hotel in Oosterbeek, Holland... they drew up a plan for maintaining the "status quo."
Agnes White What's that?
Peter Evans It's "the way things are," it's "the rich get richer, the poor get poorer." They devised a plan to manipulate technology, economics, the media, population control, world religion, to keep things the way they are. And they have continued to meet once a year, every year, since the original meeting. Look it up! Under their orders, the CIA had smuggled Nazi scientists into the States to work with the American military and Calspan, developing an inter-epidermal tracking microchip.
Agnes White A what?
Peter Evans It's a surveillance tool. It's a microchip that's been implanted in the skin of every human being born on the planet since 1982. The test group for the prototype was the People's Temple! And when the Reverend Jim Jones threatened to expose them, he and every member of his church were assassinated!
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Dr. Sweet Bugs are a fairly common delusion among paranoids... Bugs, spiders, snakes... spiders. You haven't had any snakes, have you?
Agnes White You're the first.
Dr. Sweet Have you at least entertained the idea the bugs are a delusion?
Agnes White How do I know *you're* not a delusion?
Dr. Sweet Touché.
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R.C. Aphids can't bite.
Peter Evans You know a lot about aphids?
R.C. ...No.
Peter Evans Do you know anything about aphids?
R.C. No.
Peter Evans We do.
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Peter Evans I am the drone.
Agnes White I am the mother queen.
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Peter Evans [on why he hasn't been with a woman for a long time] I just decided it wasn't worth it anymore.
Agnes White What wasn't?
Peter Evans You have a center, right? A place inside of you that's just you, that hasn't been spoiled. And I think it's really important to try and keep that space sacred. In some sense, on some level, but sex or relationships cloud that space... or they cloud me I guess, and make it difficult to be just me and not have to worry about... being somebody else. I sound like a big asshole, don't I?
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Peter Evans I... pick up on things.
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Peter Evans [referring to the smoke detector he's just knocked off Agnes' ceiling] You should get rid of that.
Agnes White How come?
Peter Evans They're dangerous. They have Americium-241 in them.
Agnes White What's that?
Peter Evans It's an element. A radioactive element.
Agnes White No shit?
Peter Evans More radioactive than plutonium.
Agnes White Jesus... No wonder I feel so lousy all the time.
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Dr. Sweet [looking around Agnes' room, covered in tinfoil, full of bug zappers and other insect repellant products] Bug problem?
Agnes White You should know.
Dr. Sweet Should I? What are they?
Agnes White Aphids.
Dr. Sweet Aphids.
Agnes White Look around, asshole!... They're in right now. They like to go in sometimes.
Dr. Sweet And the tinfoil?
Agnes White Scrambles the signal.
Dr. Sweet You're receiving a signal?
Agnes White Transmitting.
Dr. Sweet You're transmitting a signal...
Agnes White Not me. The bugs.
Dr. Sweet The bugs have a transmitter?
Agnes White The bugs *are* the transmitter.
Dr. Sweet And the tinfoil scrambles the signal.
Agnes White It helps.
Dr. Sweet I'm sure it does.
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[last lines]
Peter Evans I love you.
Agnes White I love you.
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Agnes White [Dr. Sweet, unknowingly sitting on some gas canisters, proceeds to light up Agnes' crack pipe] I'd be careful.
Dr. Sweet I'm okay.
Agnes White Oh, yeah. You're also sitting on twenty gallons of high test.
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Peter Evans [to R.C] Would you please not talk while I address Agnes?
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[first lines]
[phone rings]
Agnes White Hello? Hello?
[hangs up]
Agnes White Bastard!
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Agnes White I am not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust.
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Peter Evans They turned us into zombies! Remote control assassins!
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Peter Evans THEY'RE EATING ME!
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Jerry Goss You look good, baby. Mm. Mustache tickles a little bit.
R.C. That's okay.
Jerry Goss Not mine, yours.
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Peter Evans I'm not an ax murderer.
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