LilyWhat - did you follow him around with a little bottle until...
GinaNo, no, no, it wasn't like that! I got a job at a sperm bank where I knew he made a deposit and I simply... made a... withdrawal.
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CourtneyMason, you look wonderful in your tux.
MasonBut not as lovely as you two ladies. What did you do, Madeline, mug a chandelier on the way in?
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C.C.They ought to call my biography, "The Man Whose Wives Refuse To Die."
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Augusta LockridgeLaken, I know I raised you to be cheerful and always look on the bright side of things, but forget about all that right now because this is a time of crisis!
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[Struggling to come up with nice things to say about Gina]
MasonWell, I never actually saw her pull the wings off butterflies.
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MasonSomeday I think it would be amusing if great historians debated who was worse CC Capwell or Attila the Hun.
MasonMy father isn't home. He's probably out foreclosing on an orphanage.
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Mason[Warren shows up looking disheveled and asking for C.C] Most people look like this after they've seen him, not before.
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Janice Harrison[Janice meets Alice after Nick told Alice that Janice has posed nude] Nice to met you. Nick has told me all about you, including that you have a wonderful face.
Alice JacksonThank you. You have a wonderful everything. You look like you're on a magazine cover right now.
Janice HarrisonThank you, I just came from a shoot.
Alice JacksonOh. I'm glad you had a chance to put on your clothes.
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MasonMy father is going through one of his phases. It happens every 12 years or so, all of a sudden he starts being nice. Something to do with the orbit of Jupiter I believe. I could almost hear his smile muscles creaking.
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Gina Timmons[On the phone] Don't tell me Eden is in bed with you?
Kirk CranstonThat's right!
Gina TimmonsShe must be asleep then. That's all you're good for nowadays.
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Gina TimmonsI'm going to arrange for Ted and Hayley to live with us after C.C. and I are married. We're going to be one big happy family.
Gina TimmonsLighten up. If I wanted to have dinner with a zombie, I would have invited Santana.
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Mason[Talking to Lily about Gina's upcoming wedding] Gina and high society, there's a contradiction in terms. Why don't you buy her a blender and then put her in it.
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Keith Timmons[Talking about Gina] I've got something here that's going to help us put away our little slut for a long, long time. Excuse my crassness.
MasonCome on Julia, don't be so rigid, you might enjoy working for me. Besides, if as you say, I have some grand design, you might end up in high places.
JuliaWhere, on the edge of a cliff, ready to jump?
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Gina[after Keith resigned from his job] Keith, have you officially vacated your office yet?
Keith TimmonsNo, I'm keeping it a weekend hideaway.
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Keith Timmons[to the waiter] I'll have a double scotch on the rocks, put it on her tab.
GinaIf I wanted to keep somebody, I'd like him to at least be clean shaven.
Keith TimmonsI think anybody who was going to be kept by you, probably wouldn't be old enough to shave.
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GinaIf you want solace, why don't you come by my place a little later, I'll give you all the solace you need.
Keith TimmonsNo thanks, I'm not in the mood to mate with the Black Widow.
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Gina TimmonsThe first thing I'm going to do after I move in is to fire the chef. The food here is deplorable.
Sophia CapwellI don't how you could tell, you snorted it like a pig.
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Sophia CapwellI wish I could give you an idea of how much I despise you!
Gina TimmonsI think I can guess. Probably as much as I despised you the night C.C. threw me out without a stitch of clothing on.
Sophia CapwellYou got exactly what you deserved. And point in fact, you took your clothes off yourself, no one asked you to, which I understand is just a reflex of yours.
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Gina TimmonsI get so emotional, I always want to cry at weddings.