WendyMy sister and I were left alone to raise our mother.
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Debbie[talking about blowjobs]It's way too much work. Oh my god. Why do you think they call it a job?
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DebbieOh my god. No, this mouth is retired, okay, with the full pension.
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Wendy's DadA car is the greatest thing in the history of human invention. Forget your house, you can move in here. Sleep in the back, heat up a TV dinner in the engine, here's your shower
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Wendy's Dad, pee in the gas tank and when the spirit moves you, you just drive away.
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WendyExcuse me, you've never, you've never met her?
DarwanShe's from a village near where I grew up. My sister picked her out for me.
WendyIf my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less.
DarwanYes, you are better off... That is why you're alone and crazy.
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DarwanSlow down. Park there. Mr. Yampolsky, you have followed all the rules. You'll pass your test tomorrow, I'm sure of it. And after you get your license, I suspect you'll buy the biggest, fastest car, and throw all the rules out of the window.
Student Driver[scoffs]
DarwanIt is not a joke. Remember driving is a freedom. I wish you to enjoy every kind of freedom... As long as you don't hurt someone. You promise me?
DarwanI think you don't approve our arranged marriage - check your mirrors. I'll try to explain. We hold our families very close. They know you better than anyone else. They are more objective about who is the right person for you. If left to your own decisions, you could pick the wrong one. You choose to your ego.
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DarwanWendy... Could we go...? Somewhere we can celebrate, a dinner, please? Or just a coffee sometime, just to chat.
TedWhen did you ever notice anything, Wendy? On the rare case when you look up from your book or your fucking computer, you look right through me like I'm a ghost.
WendyWell, I'm looking through you now and you are a prick.
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DarwanAnd it was stinky too, smeared all over with garlic paste!
PreetWell, they said it'd keep the rattle snakes away in the desert.
DarwanSo why did the border guards didn't smell you coming?
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Darwan[talking about driving]You can't always trust people to behave properly.