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Learning to Drive Movie Quotes

Darwan Bad things can happen "just for a second."
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Wendy At 21 years, we're on our third itch... or it's male menopause.
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Darwan You can't always trust people to behave properly.
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Wendy I just don't understand why men do that, wag their balls in your face.
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Wendy I unfriended god a long time ago
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Wendy My sister and I were left alone to raise our mother.
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Debbie [talking about blowjobs] It's way too much work. Oh my god. Why do you think they call it a job?
[Debbie and Wendy laugh]
Debbie Oh my god. No, this mouth is retired, okay, with the full pension.
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Wendy's Dad A car is the greatest thing in the history of human invention. Forget your house, you can move in here. Sleep in the back, heat up a TV dinner in the engine, here's your shower
[starts wipers]
Wendy's Dad , pee in the gas tank and when the spirit moves you, you just drive away.
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Wendy Excuse me, you've never, you've never met her?
Darwan She's from a village near where I grew up. My sister picked her out for me.
Wendy If my sister picked out a husband for me, he would be some dick-less.
Darwan Yes, you are better off... That is why you're alone and crazy.
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[first lines]
Darwan Slow down. Park there. Mr. Yampolsky, you have followed all the rules. You'll pass your test tomorrow, I'm sure of it. And after you get your license, I suspect you'll buy the biggest, fastest car, and throw all the rules out of the window.
Student Driver [scoffs]
Darwan It is not a joke. Remember driving is a freedom. I wish you to enjoy every kind of freedom... As long as you don't hurt someone. You promise me?
Student Driver Okay, Mr. Singh.
Darwan Mr. Singh Tur.
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Darwan I think you don't approve our arranged marriage - check your mirrors. I'll try to explain. We hold our families very close. They know you better than anyone else. They are more objective about who is the right person for you. If left to your own decisions, you could pick the wrong one. You choose to your ego.
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Darwan Wendy... Could we go...? Somewhere we can celebrate, a dinner, please? Or just a coffee sometime, just to chat.
Wendy I can't.
Darwan I want to see you again.
Wendy I know. The trouble is...
Darwan What? What?
Wendy You're a good man. You are my faith.
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[last lines]
Jasleen [arriving home with groceries] Darwan. I didn't expect you.
Darwan Jasleen, Maybe I would not work at night anymore. Would you like that?
Jasleen [big smile] Yes.
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Ted When did you ever notice anything, Wendy? On the rare case when you look up from your book or your fucking computer, you look right through me like I'm a ghost.
Wendy Well, I'm looking through you now and you are a prick.
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Darwan And it was stinky too, smeared all over with garlic paste!
Preet Well, they said it'd keep the rattle snakes away in the desert.
Darwan So why did the border guards didn't smell you coming?
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Darwan [talking about driving] You can't always trust people to behave properly.
Wendy [talking about Ted] Ain't that the truth?
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Wendy [about the book, the joy of sex] Well, hand it. Let's see if there's anything we didn't cover.
[Ted hands her the book. She reads aloud]
Wendy Missionary - check. Standing - check. Rear entry
[Both laugh]
Wendy - Oh, check.
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Business Man You don't understand how much I envy you. I love nothing more than to live a life of a mind.
Wendy I'd like something to take my mind off my mind.
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Wendy Let me get you some real money.
Darwan I don't want anything, I like to help.
Wendy You like to help? That is impossible. You can't be from New York.
Darwan Yes, I am. From Queens.
Wendy That's not really New York, but... You're very kind and I thank you.
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Darwan I think it's time to discuss road rage. You must learn to be calm and relaxed. Not only to drive, But also in your life as well.
Wendy And how do you manage that?
Darwan Prayer helps me. I pray everyday.
Wendy I'm mad at your God too.
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Wendy Come on in...
Ted You look fine.
Wendy Therefore I am.
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Wendy [driving through the parking garage] Look, here is America.
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Darwan Pass him. Put on your signal, give it the gas.
Wendy [she maneuvers smoothly]
Darwan Very good. You only need a little courage, and a little gas.
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Wendy You know there is a reason some people are alone... Because they deserve to be.
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Wendy Darwan, thank you. I'll be hearing your voice in my head... For a long time.
Darwan That would please me.
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Wendy [attempting to parallel park] I'm lost.
Darwan Wendy, how do you know if you put in... Enough salt and pepper when you're making a stew?
Wendy You taste it.
Darwan Right. So what do you do when you lose track of which way the car is pointing... When you parallel park?
Wendy You taste it?
Darwan You just let the car move back a tiny bit... And see which way it goes. Taste the direction.
Wendy And then you adjust the seasoning?
Darwan Right. You adjust a little bit and a little bit. And now I've made myself hungry. I'll go home and make myself a curry.
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