The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 1977 - Movie Quotes

[last lines]

Narrator Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on top of the forest, a little bear will always be waiting.

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Christopher Robin Pooh, promise you won't forget me, ever?

Winnie the Pooh Oh, I won't, Christopher, I promise.

Christopher Robin Not even when I'm a hundred?

Winnie the Pooh How old shall I be then?

Christopher Robin Ninety-nine.

Christopher Robin [chuckles] Silly old bear.

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Winnie the Pooh Is anybody at home?

[no answer]

Winnie the Pooh What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"

Rabbit No.

Winnie the Pooh Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

Rabbit [hurriedly puts dishes away] Nobody!

Winnie the Pooh Must be somebody there, because *somebody* must have said "Nobody."

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Eeyore It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

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Tigger Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.

Winnie the Pooh I was afraid of that.

Tigger [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.

[chuckles, then smacks]

Tigger Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don't like honey!

Winnie the Pooh But you said you that you liked...

Tigger Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.

Winnie the Pooh You mean elephants and weasels.

Tigger That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.

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Tigger [singing; repeated lines] The wonderful thing about tiggers / Is tiggers are wonderful things / Their tops are made out of rubber / Their bottoms are made out of springs / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun / Oh but the most wonderful thing about tiggers is I'm the only one / IIIII'm the only one.

[growls]

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Narrator So Pooh ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate, *chuckle* until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice...

Winnie the Pooh [in a rather sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.

Rabbit Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.

Winnie the Pooh [turns to leave then stops] *Is* there any more?

Rabbit No, there isn't.

Winnie the Pooh I thought not.

Winnie the Pooh [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck] Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.

Rabbit Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.

Winnie the Pooh It all comes from not having front doors big enough!

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Winnie the Pooh [after rolling in mud] There, now.

[giggles, then hops out of the mud puddle]

Winnie the Pooh Isn't this a clever disguise?

Christopher Robin What are you supposed to be?

Winnie the Pooh [looking himself over] I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.

Christopher Robin [giggles] Silly old bear.

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Winnie the Pooh Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?

Gopher Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

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Piglet Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.

Winnie the Pooh Thank you, Piglet.

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Winnie the Pooh [to his reflection] Is it raining in there? It's raining out here, too.

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Winnie the Pooh Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.

Piglet [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me.

Winnie the Pooh Where are you going, Piglet?

Piglet That's what I'm asking myself, where?

[the wind lifts him up]

Piglet W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?

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Winnie the Pooh [to his reflection] Oh, hello. Am I glad to see you. It's more friendly with two. Now, you go that way, and I'll go this way.

Winnie the Pooh [walks away from mirror, then runs back] You didn't see anything, did you? Neither did I.

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Tigger [looking at his reflection] Oh, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Oh, what a strange-looking creature. Mmm, look at those beady little eyes, and that "purrposterous" chin, and those "rickydickorous" striped py-jamas!

Winnie the Pooh Looks like another tigger to me.

Tigger Oh, no, it's not. I'm the only tigger.

[briefly giggles]

Tigger Watch me scare the stripes off of this imposter.

[Tigger growls at his reflection; he scares himself, and hides under Pooh's table]

Tigger Is-Is-Is... Is he gone?

Winnie the Pooh All except the tail.

[Tigger tucks his tail]

Winnie the Pooh He's gone.

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Narrator Now, Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. And Piglet loved it very much.

Piglet Whew, yes. Whoops. You see, it's been in the family a long time. It belonged to my grandfather.

Piglet [pointing to sign] Oh, that's his name up there. "Trespassers Will." That's short for "Trespassers William."

Narrator Trespassers William?

Piglet Yes. And Grandma, oh, she called him T.W. That's even shorter.

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Rabbit [drawing on Pooh's backside when he's stuck in Rabbit's door] Oh Pooh! You messed up my moose!

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Owl Blast it all!

Gopher Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.

Owl Eh, what's the charge?

Gopher The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.

Owl Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.

Gopher Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.

Owl Obviously, but, I should think...

Gopher Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.

Gopher [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.

Gopher If you think it over, let me know 'cause you got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.

Owl Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.

Winnie the Pooh After all, he's not in the book, you know.

Owl Oh.

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Piglet I don't mind the leaves that are leaving, it's the leaves that are coming.

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Winnie the Pooh Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.

Piglet Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?

Tigger Halloo!

Winnie the Pooh Yes. It's a "jagular."

Piglet W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh Well, "jagulars" always call,

[drops Piglet]

Winnie the Pooh "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.

Piglet I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.

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Tigger Say, who are you?

Narrator I'm the narrator.

Tigger Oh, well, please, for goodness' sakes, narrate me down from here.

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Winnie the Pooh Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Owl Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.

Eeyore If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

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[Tigger had found a lost Rabbit and is rushing him out of the misty woods]

Narrator So they started back. And Rabbit was now a humiliated rabbit, a lost-and-found rabbit, and a "Why, oh why do these things happen to me?" rabbit.

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Tigger T-I-double"guh"-errrrr, that spells Tigger!

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Christopher Robin Pooh, what's your favorite thing in the whole world?

Winnie the Pooh My favorite thing is me coming to visit you, and then you ask, "How about a small smackeral of honey?"

Christopher Robin I like that, too. But what I like most of all is just doing nothing.

Winnie the Pooh How do you do just nothing?

Christopher Robin Well, when grown-ups ask, "What are you going to do?" and you say, "Nothing," and then you go and do it.

Winnie the Pooh I like that. Let's do it all the time.

Christopher Robin You know something, Pooh? I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.

Winnie the Pooh You mean, never again?

Christopher Robin Well, not so much.

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Christopher Robin There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?

Eeyore No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.

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Winnie the Pooh The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.

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[first lines]

Narrator This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh, for short. Now, Pooh had some very unusual adventures, and they all happened right here in the Hundred-Acre Wood.

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Rabbit [to Pooh while hiding from Tigger in the forest] Shush!

Winnie the Pooh I am shushed!

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Narrator Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.

Winnie the Pooh Think, think, think.

Narrator And the first person he thought of was...

Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh?

Narrator No. Christopher Robin.

Winnie the Pooh Oh.

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Tigger [Sitting on Pooh's stomach] And who are you?

Winnie the Pooh I'm Pooh.

Tigger Oh, Pooh.

[giggles]

Tigger Sure! Uh - what's a pooh?

Winnie the Pooh You're sitting on one.

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Rabbit He budged! Hooray! "Chistopher Crabin!" Uh, uh, "Chrostofer Raban!" He bidged! He badged! He booged! Today's the day!

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[Tigger has been freed from the tree after promising never to bounce again]

Tigger [ecstatic] Oh, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing!

[he leaps into the air to bounce, but Rabbit stops him in mid-leap]

Rabbit Ah-ah-ah! You promised, you promised!

Tigger [falling back down sadly] Oh, I did, didn't I? You mean I-I can't ever bounce again?

Rabbit Never!

Tigger [traumatized] Never?

[he lips quivers]

Tigger N-Not even just - one teensy-weensy bounce?

Rabbit [defiantly] Not even a smidgen of a bounce!

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Gopher First thing to be done is, uh, get rid of that bear; he's jamming up the whole project.

Owl Dash it all, he *is* the project!

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Eeyore W-O-L, that spells owl.

Owl Bless my soul, so it does.

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Tigger Come on, Rabbit. Let's you and me bounce, huh?

Rabbit Good heavens! M-m-me bounce?

Tigger [joyfully] Why, certainly! Look, you've got the feet for it.

Rabbit I have?

Tigger Sure.

[dances hurriedly with Rabbit]

Tigger Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!

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[in spite of the heavy rainfall that floods the Hundred Acre Wood, Eeyore stubbornly sticks to his task of house-hunting for Owl and sees a flooded-out house]

Eeyore There's one. Cozy cottage. Nice location. Bit damp for Owl, though.

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Roo I bet you can climb trees, huh, Tigger?

Tigger Climb trees? Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Why, that's what tiggers do best! Only tiggers don't climb trees, they *bounce* 'em! Come on, let's go! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Tigger I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh Yeah. And you're sitting on it.

Tigger Yeah. And it's comfy, too!

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Kanga Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

Roo Flowers.

Winnie the Pooh Honeysuckle!

[Pooh tries to eat flowers]

Kanga No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.

Winnie the Pooh Oh.

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Narrator And so we come to the last chapter, in which Pooh and Christopher Robin go to the enchanted part of the forest, and we say goodbye.

Winnie the Pooh Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can't we just go back to page one and start all over again?

Narrator Sorry, Pooh, but all stories have an ending, you know.

Winnie the Pooh Oh, bother.

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Winnie the Pooh Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?

Rabbit [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.

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Rabbit Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?

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Winnie the Pooh I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun, Piglet?

Piglet Y-yes, but the best part is when it stops.

Narrator Well, in the next chapter, there's a great deal of bouncing.

Piglet There is? Oh. I-I have something I forgot to do today, and I shan't be able to do tomorrow, so I 'spose I have to go back and do it n-now. Good-bye, Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh Good-bye, Piglet. Now, is the next chapter all about me?

Narrator No, it's mostly about Tigger.

Winnie the Pooh Oh, bother.

Narrator But you're in it.

Winnie the Pooh Oh, good. What will I be doing?

Narrator Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting in your Thoughtful Spot, thinking as usual.

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Owl This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.

Piglet I'll remember this one, too.

Owl It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.

Winnie the Pooh [as Piglet shoves a honey pot into his face; muffled] Thank you, Piglet.

Owl You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooooohhhhhh!

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Tigger Hello, I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh You said that.

Tigger Oh. Well, did I say I was hungry?

Winnie the Pooh I don't think so.

Tigger Well, then I'll say it: I'm hungry.

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Narrator Winnie the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Sanders, which means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and he lived under it.

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Roo [swinging on Tigger's tail] Don't swing on a swing. / It's much too frail. / The best kind of swing / Is a Tigger's tail. Whee!

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Winnie the Pooh Oh, stuff and fluff.

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Tigger Well, I gotta go now. I've got a lotta bouncin' to do.

[chuckles]

Tigger T-T-F-N: ta-ta for now!

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Winnie the Pooh [opening his door] Hello, out there! Oh, I hope nobody answers.

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Winnie the Pooh Christopher Robin... I think the bees - S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.

Christopher Robin Perhaps they think you're after their honey.

Winnie the Pooh Well, it may be that. You never can tell with bees.

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Tigger Hello Pooh! I'm Tigger T i double guh err That spells Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh Yeah i know. You've bounced me before.

Tigger I did? Oh yeah i recogonize you. You're the one who's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh Yeah and your sitting on it.

Tigger Yeah and it's comfy too. Well i gotta go now i got allot of bouncing to do. T.T.F.N Ta ta for now!

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Gopher That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey.

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Gopher Sssssuffering Ssssssuccotash!

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Gopher If I was you, I'd think about skedaddlin' out of here.

Winnie the Pooh Why?

Gopher 'Cause it's "Winds-day."

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Roo [swings off Tigger's tail to another branch] What's the matter, Tigger?

Tigger Phew-ah, thank goodness, I was just getting seasick from...

[gulps]

Tigger seeing too much.

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Narrator Yes, the time has come at last. Christopher Robin was heading off to school. No one else in the forest knew why or where he was going, just that it had something to do with twice-times, and how to make things called ABCs, and where a place called Brazil is.

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[Gopher is about to give Pooh his pot of honey, even though Pooh is stuck in Rabbit's door, but Rabbit grabs it first]

Rabbit No, no, no, no, no! Not one drop!

Winnie the Pooh But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just gonna taste it.

Rabbit I'll taste it for you!

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Narrator And now, we come to the next chapter in which...

Winnie the Pooh But I haven't finished yet.

Narrator But Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

Winnie the Pooh Oh. Well, what happens to me?

Narrator Well, let's turn the page and find out.

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Tigger [while Roo is swinging on his tail] S-s-s-s-s-stop that, kid, please!

[cut to his point of view]

Tigger S-T-O-P! Stop! You're rocking the forest!

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Winnie the Pooh [after the balloon he's flying on deflates] Oh, bother. I think I shall come down.

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Narrator Now, the very blustery night turned into a very *rainy* night. And Pooh kept his lonely vigil, hour, after hour, after hour. Until at last... Pooh fell fast asleep - and began to dream.

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Winnie the Pooh Christopher Robin you can never tell with bees.

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Narrator Now Pooh was not the sort to give up easily. When he put his mind to honey he stuck to it. Now honey rhymes with bunny and bunny rhymes with...

Winnie the Pooh Rabbit? Yeah and i like Rabbit because he uses short easy words like how about lunch? And help yourself Pooh.

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Tigger Hello I'm Tigger!

Winnie the Pooh Oh. You scared me.

Tigger Yeah sure i did everyone's scared of Tiggers.

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Narrator Well there goes Tigger. Always bouncing on his friends when they least expect him.

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Winnie the Pooh Uh, R-Rabbit?

Rabbit Yes?

Winnie the Pooh Say, Rabbit, how would it be if as soon as we're outside of this old pit, we just try to find it again?

Rabbit [baffled] What's the good of that?

Winnie the Pooh Well, y'see, we keep looking for home, but we keep finding this pit, so I just thought that if we looked for this pit, we might find home.

Rabbit Hm, I don't see much sense in that - if I walked away from this pit, then walked back to it - of course I shall find it! I'll prove it to you! Wait here!

[marches away]

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Winnie the Pooh Christopher Robin, can you make a one-hero party into a two-hero party?

Christopher Robin Of course we can, silly old bear.

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Christopher Robin You're next, Tigger. Jump!

Tigger Er, *jump*?

[chuckles sarcastically as he shakes his head]

Tigger Tiggers don't jump, they bounce.

Winnie the Pooh Then bounce down.

Tigger Don't be "ridickorous"; Tiggers only bounce up!

Christopher Robin You can climb down, Tigger.

Tigger Ah, but tiggers can't climb down, uh, uh, because, uh... oh, oh their tails get in the way!

Rabbit Hooray! That settles it. If he won't jump, and he can't climb down, then we'll just have to leave him up there forever!

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[singing]

Winnie the Pooh Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum / I am so rumbly in my tumbly.

Winnie the Pooh [hits head] Ooh!

Winnie the Pooh Time to munch an early luncheon / Hum de dum dum dum / Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree / If a Pooh flew like a bee / But I wouldn't be a bear then / So I guess I wouldn't care then / Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear / So I do care, so I climb there / I'm so rumbly in my tumbly / Time for something... for something...

Winnie the Pooh [branch breaks] ... sweet! To eat!

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Winnie the Pooh Now is the next chapter all about me?

Narrator No no it's mostly about Tigger.

Winnie the Pooh Oh bother.

Narrator But you're in it.

Winnie the Pooh Oh good. What will I be doing?

Narrator Well Pooh you'll be sitting at your thoughtful spot. Thinking as usual.

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Winnie the Pooh I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun Piglet?

Piglet Yes Pooh. But the best part is where it stops.

Narrator [chuckles] Well in the next chapter there's a great deal of bouncing.

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Tigger Hello, Rabbit! I'm Tigger! T-I-double guh...

Rabbit Please, please, don't spell it! Oh dear, oh dear, just... just look at my beautiful garden!

Tigger Yyyyyuck! And messy, isn't it?

Rabbit Messy? Messy? It's *ruined*! It's ruined, Tigger! Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing?

Tigger Why? That's what tiggers do best! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Roo [seeing Piglet grabbing hold of the scarf string] Look, mama, look! A kite!

Kanga Oh my goodness, it's Piglet!

Winnie the Pooh Happy winds day, Kanga. Happy winds day, Roo.

Roo Can I fly Piglet next, Pooh?

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Narrator Well Tigger you're bouncing really got you into trouble this time

Tigger Say who are you?

Narrator I'm the narrator.

Tigger Oh well please for goodness sakes narrate me down from here!

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Narrator As soon as Christopher Robin heard of the disaster he hurried to the scene of Owl's misfortune.

Christopher Robin What a pity. Owl I don't think we'll ever be able to fix it.

Eeyore If you ask me when a house looks like that it's time to find another one.

Christopher Robin That's a very good idea Eeyore.

Eeyore Might take a day or two. But I'll find a new one.

Owl Good. Now that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde. A very independent barn owl didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamored with a pussycat and went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.

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Narrator And so we come to the last chapter in which Christopher Robin and Pooh come to the enchanted place and we say goodbye.

Winnie the Pooh Goodbye? Oh no please can't we go back to page one and do it all over again?

Narrator Sorry Pooh. But all stories have an ending you know.

Winnie the Pooh Oh bother.

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The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Movie Quotes