Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse Movie Quotes
Stan
That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.
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Spider-Ham
That's all, folks.
Peter B. Parker
Is he allowed to say that? Legally?
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Spider-Man Noir
Hey, fellas.
Miles Morales
Is he in black and white?
Peter B. Parker
Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir
Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.
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Miles Morales
Yeah.
Stan
We were friends, you know.
Miles Morales
Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Stan
It always fits. Eventually.
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Spider-Ham
Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out...
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Miles Morales
How many more Spider-People are there?
Peter B. Parker
Save it for Comic-Con.
Miles Morales
What's "Comic-Con"?
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Peter B. Parker
[to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron]
We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben.
Spider-Man Noir
For me, it was my uncle Benjamin.
Peni Parker
For me, it was my father.
Gwen Stacy
For me, it was my best friend.
Spider-Ham
Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.
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Lyla
You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara
Can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla
A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara
I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla
Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.
Miguel O'Hara
Oh, here we go.
Lyla
The multiverse didn't collapse.
Miguel O'Hara
Oh, cool!
Lyla
A little touch and go. It worked out.
Miguel O'Hara
Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla
It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
Miguel O'Hara
You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.
Lyla
Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
Miguel O'Hara
Not excited.
Lyla
But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last.
Miguel O'Hara
Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla
So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Miguel O'Hara
Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67.
[Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe's Spider-Man]
Miguel O'Hara
Whoa!
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
What the- ?
Miguel O'Hara
I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
[pointing at Miguel]
Who the heck are you?
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
[pointing back]
How dare you point at me.
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
[pointing back]
It's rude to point.
Police Officer (Earth-67)
Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson (Earth-67)
Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Miguel O'Hara
[as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other]
You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now!
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
You're pointing. I've been pointing at your pointing. It's different than normal pointing.
Miguel O'Hara
You are pointing...
Spider-Man (Earth-67)
You haven't seen pointing until I'm finished with you.
Miguel O'Hara
You're accusing me of pointing while you're...
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Miles Morales
When will I know I'm ready?
Peter B. Parker
You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.
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Jefferson Davis
With great ability comes great accountability.
Miles Morales
That's not how it goes.
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Peter B. Parker
What did you say your name was?
Doc Ock
Dr. Olivia Octavius.
[takes off her lab coat to reveal her mechanical octopus tentacles, one of which shoots out and pins Peter to the floor]
Peter B. Parker
Can I assume your friends call you Doc Ock?
Doc Ock
My friends actually call me Liv. My *enemies* call me Doc Ock.
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Brooklyn Visions Security Guard
I know you snuck out last night, Morales.
Miles Morales
Who's Morales?
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Peter B. Parker
This could literally not get any weirder.
Spider-Ham
It *can* get weirder!
[holds out his hand, which is wet for some reason]
Spider-Ham
I just washed my hands. *That's* why they're wet.
[beat]
Spider-Ham
No other reason.
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Miles Morales
[final lines, voiceover]
Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay. I saved a bunch of people. Got hit by a drone. Did this with my dad. Met my roommate finally. Slapped a sticker where my Dad's never going to find it. And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. Cuz I'm Spider-Man. And I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot.
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Brooklyn Bystander
[looking at a glitched stoplight]
I think it's a Banksy.
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Spider-Man Noir
Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.
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Miles Morales
What's going on with your body?
Peter B. Parker
I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension.
[glitches]
Peter B. Parker
Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like a lot.
Miles Morales
With great power comes great...
Peter B. Parker
Don't you dare finish that sentence! Don't do it. I'm sick of it.
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Spider-Man Noir
OK, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
Miles Morales
Well, I, I haven't actually fought anyone...
Spider-Man Noir
Surprise attack!
[Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni jumps in]
Peni Parker
Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles Morales
Can I what?
Peni Parker
Show me!
Spider-Man Noir
Surprise attack!
[Noir knocks him down again]
Gwen Stacy
Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Spider-Man Noir
Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May
Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham
Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Miles Morales
What?
Gwen Stacy
Can you be strong?
Peni Parker
Ruthless?
Gwen Stacy
Disciplined?
Miles Morales
I don't know, maybe...
Spider-Ham
BOING!
Spider-Man Noir
Show me some moxie, soldier!
Gwen Stacy
Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir
Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor...
Gwen Stacy
- When you think you've given your all...
Spider-Ham
- When you think you can't keep going...
Spider-Man Noir
- Spider-Man always gets up.
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Chorus
[from trailer] Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham / Friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham / Spins a web, that's the gig / Kind of weird, cause he's a pig / Look out, here comes a Spider-Ham! / To him, life is a plate of bacon / When there's trouble in the making / You'll find a Spider-Ham!
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[first lines]
Peter Parker
[narrating]
All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for ten years I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again... and again and again and again. And I, uh... I did this.
[shot of Spidey doing the emo dance from "Spider-Man 3"]
Peter Parker
We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man. And you're looking at him.
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Peter B. Parker
This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it... now!
Miles Morales
I can't do it on command...
Peter B. Parker
He can't do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles.
Miles Morales
I can't do it on command.
Peter B. Parker
He can't do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do?
Miles Morales
Just those two things.
Peter B. Parker
Just those two things.
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Miles Morales
I was there when it all happened. I'm sorry.
Aunt May
And what dimension are *you* from?
Miles Morales
Brooklyn.
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Peni Parker
Hi guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashita yoroshuku?
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Miss Calleros
Mr. Morales, moving in the dark. You're late again.
Miles Morales
Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.
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Peter B. Parker
Ah, you have a goober. Give it.
Miles Morales
[referring to the Peter Parker of his universe]
Wait, no. He called it an override key.
Peter B. Parker
There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober.
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Peter B. Parker
Oh, wow.
Mary Jane
Um, I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table twelve.
Peter B. Parker
Yeah! I'm just, I'm really sorry...
Mary Jane
Oh, don't be sorry. It's just bread.
Peter B. Parker
No, I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
Mary Jane
Mmm-hmm...
Peter B. Parker
And I didn't even try.
Mary Jane
That's fine. I should really get going...
Peter B. Parker
I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you... the bread that you deserve.
Mary Jane
Are you okay?
Gwen Stacy
Ma'am, we'll take care of that bread right now.
Mary Jane
It's been nice, uh, talking to you.
Peter B. Parker
For you they should fill this place up with fresh bread.
Peter B. Parker
Yeah, totally.
Gwen Stacy
Okay, good, 'cause we are not getting any bread.
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Scorpion
Puerco? What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?
Spider-Ham
You got a problem with cartoons?
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Gwen Stacy
I didn't teach him that. And you *definitely* didn't.
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Miles Morales
Uncle Aaron. This is my fault.
Uncle Aaron
No, Miles. I'm sorry. I wanted you to look up to me. I let you down, man, I let you down. You're the best of all of us, Miles. You're on your way. Just... just keep going... just keep going...
[dies]
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Mary Jane
My favorite thing about Peter is that he made us each feel powerful. We all have powers of one kind or another. But in our own way, we are all Spider-Man. And we're all counting on you.
Metaphor Man
Probably not you specifically. I think it's a metaphor.
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Miles Morales
Why do you look like Peter Parker?
Peter B. Parker
Because I *am* Peter Parker.
Miles Morales
Then why aren't you dead? Why is your hair different? Why are you older? Why is your body... a different shape?
Peter B. Parker
Pretty sure you just called me fat.
Miles Morales
No, no, you just...
Peter B. Parker
Hey, listen, you don't look so hot either, kid. Most superheroes don't wear their own merch.
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Jefferson Davis
I love you, Miles.
Miles Morales
Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.
[Miles gets out of the police cruiser and starts walking towards the school; Jefferson blips the siren]
Miles Morales
Dad, are you serious?
Miles Morales
You wanna hear me say it.
Miles Morales
You're dropping me off at a school.
Miles Morales
Look at this place...
[long pause; everyone is staring]
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Miles Morales
Are you a ghost?
Peter B. Parker
No.
Miles Morales
Are you a zombie?
Peter B. Parker
Stop it.
Miles Morales
Am *I* a zombie?
Peter B. Parker
You're not even close.
Miles Morales
Are you from another dimension? Like, a parallel universe where things are like this universe, but different? And you're Spider-Man in that universe? But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how?
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[to Kingpin]
Miles Morales
Hey...
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Miles Morales
Gosh, don't cops run red lights?
Jefferson Davis
Oh, yeah. Some do. But not your dad.
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[when Miles was tied up in a chair and muffled with webbing after Peter and the other Spider-People left]
Jefferson Davis
[knocks on the door, outside Miles' dorm]
Miles? Miles, it's your dad. Please open the door.
[Miles struggles to break free, but stops, listening to his father outside the door]
Jefferson Davis
Miles, I can see your shadow moving around. Yeah. Okay, I get it. I get it. Still ignoring me. Look, can we talk for a minute? Something happened...
[Miles was feeling sad to hear this]
Jefferson Davis
Look, sometimes... people drift apart, Miles. And I don't want that to happen to us, okay? Look, I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I... I see this... this spark in you, it's amazing, it's why I push you. But it's yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great.
[Miles comes closer to the door and listened to this]
Jefferson Davis
Look; call me when you can, okay? I love you. You don't have to say it back, though.
[Miles isn't able to respond due to being tied up and muffled, and his father knocked on the door as a farewell to him, walking off]
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[punches a rock in frustration and cracks it]
Miles Morales
That's new.
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Gwen Stacy
[voiceover]
All right, people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band. Saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker. So now, I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore. Just to avoid any distractions. And one day, this weird thing happened. And I mean, like, *really* weird. I was blown into last week. Literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My spider sense told me to head to Visions Academy. I wasn't sure why until I met you...
[back to the present; Gwen stares down Miles]
Miles Morales
I like your haircut.
Gwen Stacy
You don't get to like my haircut.
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Miles Morales
Do I get to like the hairdo now?
[Miles and Gwen laugh]
Gwen Stacy
You know I'm older than you. Fifteen months, but it's pretty significant, if you ask me.
Miles Morales
Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?
Miles Morales
Cool.
Gwen Stacy
See you around, Spider-Man.
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Miles Morales
[receives a test graded "0/100"]
A zero, huh? A few more of those, you'd probably have to kick me out of here, huh? Maybe I'm just not right for this school.
Miss Calleros
If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers on a true-or-false quiz at random, do you know what score they would get?
Miles Morales
Fifty percent?
Miss Calleros
That's right!
Miles Morales
Wait, wait...
Miss Calleros
The only way to get all the answers wrong... is to know which answers are right.
[changes the test score to "100/100" and looks up at Miles]
Miss Calleros
You're trying to quit. And I'm not gonna let you.
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Peter B. Parker
All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last twenty-two years I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married, saved the city some more, maybe too much, my marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices - don't invest in a Spider-themed restaurant. Then like fifteen years passed, blah blah blah super boring, I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May, my wife and I split up. But I handled it like a champion.
[cut to Peter crying on the floor of the shower in his spider-suit]
Peter B. Parker
'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses that they mate for life? Could you imagine a seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work? She wanted kids and it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash forward, I'm in my apartment doing pushups, doing ab crunches, getting strong -
[he is actually lying on the floor eating pizza]
Peter B. Parker
- when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was *real* weird. You see, I was in New York, but... things were different. Also I was dead. And blonde. I was kind of... perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. I have a feeling the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next?
[beat]
Peter B. Parker
Me, too.
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Kingpin
You like my new toy? It cost me a fortune. But hey, you can't take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It's a helluva freakin' light show, you're gonna love this.
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Kingpin
I'd say it's nice to see you again, Spider-Man. But it's not.
Kingpin
Booming. Ha!
Peter Parker
Nice...
[Kingpin rips off Peter's mask]
Peter Parker
Aww, that's a no-no.
[beat]
Peter Parker
This might open a black hole under Brooklyn. It can't be worth the risk.
Kingpin
It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.
[Prowler advances on Peter, claws extended]
Peter Parker
I know what you're trying to do... and it won't work. They're gone.
[Kingpin stares, eyes narrowed, then furiously slams his fists down onto Peter, killing him]
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Spider-Man Noir
[fighting Tombstone]
Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums, you hard-boiled turtle slapper?
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Doc Ock
If we fire again this week, there could be a black hole under Brooklyn. You see this? And this? This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.
Peter B. Parker
[eavesdropping with Miles, he makes the "running mouth" hand gesture]
This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it. Watch this. He's gonna say "You've got 24 hours."
Kingpin
You've got 24 hours.
Doc Ock
What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.
Peter B. Parker
Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.
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Peter B. Parker
Go back outside!
Miles Morales
No! I can't sit there and just let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it. I'm not doing that again!
[Peter stares at Miles, starts to soften]
Miles Morales
What?
Peter B. Parker
Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so... you're a nice change of pace.
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Peter Parker
Listen, we gotta team up here, we don't have that much time.
[drops USB drive into Miles' hand]
Peter Parker
This override key is the only way to stop the collider. Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up. You need to hide your face. You don't tell anyone who you are. No one can know. He's got everyone in his pocket.
Peter Parker
If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear. Your family, everyone. *Everyone*. Promise me you'll do this.
Miles Morales
I promise.
Peter Parker
Go! Destroy the collider! I'll come and find you!
[as Miles exits]
Peter Parker
It's gonna be ok.
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Peter B. Parker
[being shot at by Kingpin's workers]
All right, time to swing, just like I taught you.
Miles Morales
When did you teach me that?
Peter B. Parker
I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.
[tosses Miles a web-shooter]
Peter B. Parker
All right, you ready?
Miles Morales
Of course I'm not ready!
[Peter snaps the web-shooter onto Miles' wrist and throws him off the building]
Miles Morales
Whoa! Whoa! I can't do this yet!
Peter B. Parker
Everyone knows that the best way to learn is under intense, life-threatening pressure!
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Peter B. Parker
What are you doing?
Miles Morales
Making you feel guilty. Is it workin'?
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Miles Morales
The other Peter said he was going to be showing me the ropes.
Peter B. Parker
Wow.
Miles Morales
You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?
Peter B. Parker
Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You're gonna want to use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. You don't want any chafing, right?
Miles Morales
Anything else?
Peter B. Parker
Nope, that was everything.
Miles Morales
I think you're going to be a bad teacher.
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Doc Ock
Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. I mean, you're supposed to be dead.
Peter B. Parker
Surprise!
[she removes his mask]
Peter B. Parker
Oh, okay. That's... that's a no-no. We don't like that.
Doc Ock
This is fascinating.
Doc Ock
An entirely different Peter Parker. Okay, little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.
Peter B. Parker
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.
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Peter B. Parker
And it's a "no" on the cape.
Miles Morales
I think it's cool.
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Peter B. Parker
That's a good question. What would I do if I were me?
[thinking for a moment]
Peter B. Parker
Got it.
[montage]
Peter B. Parker
Step one: I infiltrate the lab. Two: find the head scientist's computer.
Miles Morales
That lady with the bike is the head scientist. I saw her in this documentary at school.
Peter B. Parker
Cool. Step three: I re-examine my personal biases. Step four: I hack the computer.
Miles Morales
It's not technically hacking.
Peter B. Parker
Not now. I just lost my train of thought. Step five: download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it. Step six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.
Miles Morales
Look, man, you gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I'm not gonna be able to help.
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Miles Morales
[In the trailer]
If I don't destroy the collider, none of us will have a home to go home to.
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Spider-Man Noir
Get a load of how the waiters are dressed.
[seeing the waiters are all dressed like Spider-Man]
Spider-Man Noir
It's in poor taste, but... it can't be that easy.
[cut to them sneaking in as waiters]
Spider-Man Noir
It's that easy.
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Spider-Man Noir
My name is Peter Parker.
Peni Parker
My name is Peni Parker.
Spider-Ham
My name is Peter Porker.
Spider-Man Noir
Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker: I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Spider-Man Noir
In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.
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Aunt May
[as the Spider-People prepare to fight Kingpin's henchmen in May's living room]
Would you mind taking this outside?
Spider-Man Noir
We don't pick the ballroom. We just dance.
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Jefferson Davis
You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel those stickers off.
Miles Morales
You saw that? I don't know if that was me, Dad.
Jefferson Davis
And the two from yesterday on Clinton.
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Jefferson Davis
Soooo... look at that, another new coffee shop. You see that, Miles?
Jefferson Davis
You see that one? What's that one called?
Miles Morales
Foam Party.
Jefferson Davis
[laughs]
"Foam Party"? Come on! And everyone is just lining up! You see that, Miles?
Miles Morales
See it.
Jefferson Davis
Is that a coffee shop or a disco?
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Miles Morales
Guys, I got it.
Peter B. Parker
I'll go. I'm the one with the goob...
[Miles holds up the override key]
Peter B. Parker
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Miles Morales
Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.
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Peter B. Parker
So, uh, how did you get here?
Spider-Man Noir
Well, it's kind a long story.
[flashback to the shockwave that brought him, Spider-Ham, and Peni here]
Spider-Man Noir
Maybe not that long.
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Peter B. Parker
I love this burger. So delicious. Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had. In my universe, this place closed six years ago. Mm. I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!
[a chef brings the check]
Peter B. Parker
You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.
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Peter B. Parker
[by a shed in Aunt May's backyard]
Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little shed where I keep all my Spider-gear.
[Aunt May inserts a key, the shed lights up, and the doors open to reveal an elevator. Aunt May motions the group inside]
[the elevator descends into a massive underground lab filled with various costumes, advanced weapons, and high-tech vehicles]
Miles Morales
Whoa! Dude, was yours anything like this?
Peter B. Parker
Mine was like this, but take away the Jeep, the plane... imagine it way smaller... imagine a futon... I feel sorry for this guy.
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Miles Morales
What?
[wipes his forehead]
Gwen Stacy
Why are you so sweaty?
Miles Morales
It's a puberty thing. I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty. I did. But I'm... done.
[deep, "cool" voice]
Miles Morales
I'm a man.
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Aunt May
You look tired, Peter.
Peter B. Parker
Well, I am tired.
Aunt May
And older. And... thicker.
Peter B. Parker
Yeah, I've heard that already.
Aunt May
Oh, jeez, are those sweatpants?
Gwen Stacy
Yep. That's what they are.
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Girl
[tapping Miles's shoulder] Hey. Your shoe's untied.
Miles Morales
Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice.
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Kingpin
I killed Spider-Man. Why did I just see two more?
Doc Ock
There's three, actually.
[Kingpin glares]
Doc Ock
No, this is good, this is very, very good. It means you get what you want. It means my collider works. All we have to do is kill a couple of spiders... and the collider will bring your family back. As many families as you want.
[Kingpin stares, then nods to Tombstone, who holsters his guns]
Kingpin
Tomorrow at my collider.
[Kingpin and Tombstone leave]
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Doc Ock
Every choice that we make would create countless other possibilities.
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Peter Parker
I cannot let you open a portal to another dimension! Brooklyn is not zoned for that!
Green Goblin
It's not up to me.
Green Goblin
Why won't you quit?
Peter Parker
I don't know. I guess I like Brooklyn not being sucked into a black hole!
Peter Parker
Staten Island, maybe. Not Brooklyn!
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Peter Parker
Norm, what's your take on head trauma?
[large ceiling tile falls and hits Green Goblin over the head, knocking him flat]
Peter Parker
I tried to warn you, pal.
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Peter B. Parker
Miles, you gotta unstick. What do you do to relax?
Miles Morales
Relax. Okay, okay, okay.
[he starts humming Post Malone's "Sunflower"]
Peter B. Parker
Oh, for crying out loud.
[as Miles continues humming, he unsticks and loudly crashes to the ground]
Peter B. Parker
Teenagers. Just the worst.
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Miles Morales
I gotta say, you're amazing, man.
Peter B. Parker
We're a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us!
[beat]
Peter B. Parker
Is there something you want to say to me?
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Uncle Aaron
You know about the shoulder touch?
Miles Morales
'Course I do.
[chuckles nervously]
Miles Morales
But, uh, tell me anyway.
Uncle Aaron
Walk up to her and be like...
[gently places his arm on Miles's shoulder, cocks an eyebrow, adopts suave voice]
Uncle Aaron
... hey.
Miles Morales
[chuckles suspiciously, brushes Uncle Aaron's hand off his shoulder]
You serious, Uncle Aaron?
Uncle Aaron
I'm telling you man, it's science.
Miles Morales
So walk up to her and be like...
[pats Aaron's shoulder, uses normal voice]
Miles Morales
... hey.
Uncle Aaron
No, no, no, no. Like... hey.
Uncle Aaron
No. Hey.
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Peter B. Parker
We're the Spider... uh... Gang!
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Gwen Stacy
Buckle up, guys, this is going to take a while.
[Gwen, Miles, and Peter brace themselves as Doc Ock flies toward them... and then relax as Doc Ock is flattened by a rogue 18-wheeler]
Gwen Stacy
All right, never mind. Let's end this thing.
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Miles Morales
I like your hair!
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Doc Ock
Where you going, Peter?
[Doc Ock wraps Peter B. up with her tentacles]
Doc Ock
Any last words?
Doc Ock
Goodbye, Peter Parker.
[Doc Ock's tentacles suddenly betray her, which Gwen notices]
Doc Ock
Ugh! Who did that?
[Doc Ock gets pushed back, as Miles reveals himself to enter the fight]
Peter B. Parker
Miles?
Doc Ock
Spider-Man?
[Miles punches Doc Ock into the ceiling of the collider]
Miles Morales
It's about time, right?
Peni Parker
Miles!
Spider-Ham
Look who's here!
Gwen Stacy
You figured it out.
Peter B. Parker
I love you! I am so proud of you!
Miles Morales
[chuckles]
Peter B. Parker
Do I want kids?
[Doc Ock recovers and throws a piece of the covering at Peter B. and Miles]
Peter B. Parker
Oh, yeah. I forgot about her.
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