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She's All That Movie Quotes

Laney Boggs I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

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Zach Siler So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to...

[Laney walks away]

Zach Siler ...embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

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Laney Boggs Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?

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Zach Siler She kinda blew me off.

Mackenzie Siler I like her already.

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Taylor Vaughan Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Maxx. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?

Katie God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.

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Laney Boggs Screw the dolphins.

Jesse Jackson A guy tried that last year, banned from Sea World for life.

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Taylor Vaughan Jump up my ass Zach.

Zach Siler Been there, done that.

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Dean Sampson His dad owns Harrison Ford.

Laney Boggs The actor?

Dean Sampson No, the car dealership.

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Mackenzie Siler When was the last time you tweezed?

Laney Boggs What?

Mackenzie Siler I mean your eyebrows.

Laney Boggs Never, why?

Mackenzie Siler Ever watch Sesame Street?

Laney Boggs Yeah.

Mackenzie Siler You know Bert?

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Dean Sampson Is that a no?

Laney Boggs That's a hell no.

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[first lines]

Laney Boggs Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?

Simon Boggs Give me a couple of minutes.

Laney Boggs Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.

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Zach Siler Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

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Laney Boggs Sir, have you reached a decision?

Elderly Yes, I have. Supersize my balls.

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Zach Siler So, can I have the last dance?

Laney Boggs No, you can have the first.

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Zach Siler All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.

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Laney Boggs What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?

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Zach Siler What was that?

Laney Boggs I was busy.

Zach Siler Yeah, busy wiggin'.

Laney Boggs I did not wig.

Zach Siler Oh, there was major wiggage.

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Laney Boggs Who the HELL would nominate me?

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Dean Sampson I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.

Preston Basically she's you, with tits.

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Zach Siler This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over?

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Jesse Jackson I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.

Mackenzie Siler I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.

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Brock Hudson You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star "Road Rules" and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

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Girl #2 My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

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Mackenzie Siler Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.

Laney Boggs What do you have in mind?

Mackenzie Siler Well, I have an idea.

Laney Boggs What kind of idea?

Mackenzie Siler ...You'd really have to trust me.

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Dean Sampson Alright boys, check it out. Room number 409 is about to become a historical landmark.

Preston [chuckles] Why, are you getting murdered there later?

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Zach Siler Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.

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Mackenzie Siler So who's the lucky rebound skank?

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Zack Siler You know I made that bet before I knew you, Laney. Before I really knew me.

Laney Boggs What was it for anyway? I mean, what did you end up losing?

Zack Siler My best friend. She taught me a lot. Before her, I thought we had to have all the answers right now.

Laney Boggs And now?

Zack Siler I'm kinda liking the fact that I don't.

Zack Siler So, can I have the last dance?

Laney Boggs No, you can have the first.

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Taylor Vaughan [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.

Laney Boggs Thank you.

Taylor Vaughan Excuse me?

Laney Boggs Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.

Taylor Vaughan Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.

[Laney's eyes tear up]

Taylor Vaughan Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?

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Zach Siler Has anyone see Taylor?

Chandler What?

Zach Siler You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.

Dean Sampson Kinda tall, yells at everyone?

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Zach Siler Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?

Taylor Vaughan What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."

Zach Siler What, Resceda?

Taylor Vaughan No, like the TV show. "Real World LA". Second season. Hello?

Zach Siler The dyslexic volleyball guy? Yo, they kicked him out of the house.

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Zach Siler [Simon is being bullied by Munge and Derek in the cafeteria and are separated by Zach] You're gonna take your magazine, get over there, and you apologize to my friend Simon.

Derek Funkhouser Rutley [half-heartedly] Sorry.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander [guardedly] Sorry.

Zach Siler [to Derek] You... pube boy. Grab the pizza.

[Derek holds the pube-laced pizza up]

Zach Siler Well?

Derek Funkhouser Rutley Well what?

Zach Siler [smiles] What do you think? Hoover it.

[Derek hesitates]

Zach Siler Now!

[others groan in disgust]

Zach Siler That's it... chew, chew, chew.

Zach Siler [after Munge chuckles] Don't finish that... Munge wants some of the action.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander No way, man. Those are his pubes.

Zach Siler Well, you should have thought about that before you picked on my friend Simon.

Simon Boggs [gloating to Munge] Hoover it.

Jeffrey Munge Rylander [Derek hands pizza to Munge] Thanks.

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[last lines]

Principal Stickley [at graduation] Dean Sampson, Jr.!

Dean Sampson [being tapped by girl] What?

Girl They are calling you.

Dean Sampson Huh?

Principal Stickley Dean Sampson, Jr.?... Alex Chason Sawyer, Rainwater Skies Sebastian, Pacey Constance Shea... Zachary Siler.

[cheering heard]

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Dean Sampson One second, you're Zach Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zach Siler, bitch-boy.

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Melissa He spoke to me!

Girl #2 He called you Connie!

Melissa So?

Girl #2 Your name is Melissa!

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