The ABCs of Death Movie Quotes
Mum
[to son]
Honey, you go do a poo-poo. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Dad
Danny Glover had nothing to be afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."
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Dad
Lots of people have died on the toilet.
Mum
Like who?
Dad
Elvis.
Mum
He died on the bathroom floor.
Dad
Yeah. Died on the toilet and then fell over.
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Yoshie
Or maybe that black gas is a fart from the ass of God?
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Simon Barrett
It's not my fault we got the letter Q. That's you being disrespected.
Adam Wingard
I know. Did you see the press release? I was last!
Simon Barrett
Yeah, I saw that. You were even after Nacho Vigalondo.
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Adam Wingard
Let's kill this fucking duck.
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Yoshie
Miss Yumi and I both have the same kind of animal smell on the inside. I'm so happy.
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Yoshie
I don't want to die from breathing in that gas! If I have to die...
Miss Yumi
Yes?
Yoshie
...it's your - it's your gas I want to breathe!
Miss Yumi
[smiling]
All right. As long as you don't mind if it smells bad.
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Adam Wingard
None of this is working.
Simon Barrett
This a fucking disaster.
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Dad
Call the plumber now. It's an emergency!
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Man
Is he the Bogeyman?
Mum
If you have to choose, choose the Bogeyman.
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Mum
The battle was so long that in 1958 the government had to make a truce. Benito Juarez agreed with the snowman that he could live in a cold-storage container with one condition - he could only go out at night and could only take the children who were not lying down after 8:00.
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