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Kinoafisha Films Diner Diner Movie Quotes

Diner Movie Quotes

Timothy Fenwick, Jr. Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?

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Shrevie Ok, now ask me what's on the flip side.

Beth Why?

Shrevie Just, just ask me what's on the flip side, OK?

Beth What is on the flip side?

Shrevie Hey, Hey, Hey, 1958. Specialty Records.

[Beth nods blankly]

Shrevie See? You don't ask me things like that, do you? No! You never ask me what's on the flip side.

Beth No! Because I don't give a shit. Shrevie, who cares about what's on the flip side about the record?

Shrevie I do! Every one of my records means something! The label, the producer, the year it was made. Who was copying whose style... who's expanding on that, don't you understand? When I listen to my records they take me back to certain points in my life, OK? Just don't touch my records, ever! You! The first time I met you? Modell's sister's high school graduation party, right? 1955. And Ain't That A Shame was playing when I walked into the door!

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Billy Do you wanna fight? Is that what you want? Come on. Come on, you son of a bitch. I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family.

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Modell You know what word I'm not comfortable with? Nuance. It's not a real word. Like gesture. Gesture's a real word. With gesture you know where you stand. But nuance? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

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Boogie You know I got plans.

Bagel Always a dreamer, hey, Boog?

Boogie If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.

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Edward Eddie Simmons You're dealing with a rational girl; that's your problem.

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Modell We all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia.

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Eddie Shrev, you happy with your marriage or what?

Shrevie I don't know.

Eddie What do you mean, you don't know? You don't know?

Shrevie What?

Eddie How could you not? You don't know? How could you not know?

Shrevie I don't know! Beth is terrific and everything, but, just, I don't know. I tell you a big part of the problem, though, when you get married. You know, when you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Right? Where can we do it? You know, why can't we do it? Are your parents gonna be out so - so we can do it, you know? Trying to get a weekend, just so we can do it.

Eddie So they can do it, right.

Shrevie Everything is always talkin' about gettin' sex, and then planning the wedding, all the details.

Eddie Details, shit.

Shrevie But then, when you get married - it's crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married.

Eddie Right.

Shrevie So - you know, I can come down here and we can bullshit the whole night away but I cannot hold a five minute conversation with Beth. I mean, it's not her fault, I'm not blaming her, she's great. It's...

Eddie Nah, of course not.

Shrevie It's just, we got nothin' to talk about. But, it's good. It's good.

Eddie It's good. It's nice, right.

Shrevie Yeah, it's nice.

Eddie Well, we always got the Diner.

Shrevie Yeah, we always got the Diner.

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Shrevie What happened?

Fenwick All I did was I parked the car on a nice lonely road, I looked at her, and I said, "Fuck or fight."

Shrevie Hey, that's a good line.

Eddie Maniac.

Modell You always know exactly what to say.

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Modell This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!

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Edward Eddie Simmons If you want to talk, you always have the guys at the diner. You don't need a girl if you wanna talk.

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Timothy Fenwick, Jr. [to his older brother] It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".

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TV customer [watching a black and white television program in the showroom] Is this show in color, or is there something wrong with the set?

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Eddie You... You... You make me sick. You've just gone down two steps in my... my book!

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Second Stripper [about marriage] You?

Billy [shakes his head negatively] No marriage.

Second Stripper No girl?

Billy Not really. Just in love.

Second Stripper Does the girl know?

Billy Yeah, I told her about it.

Second Stripper Told her? Didn't you show her?

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Boogie It was an accident.

Carol Heathrow An accident?

Boogie Oh, Carol, seriously, it was an accident. I swear to God.

Carol Heathrow An accident? Your thing just got into a box of popcorn?

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Eddie Do you think I'm doing the right thing, gettin' married?

Boogie Eddie, I can't tell you that.

Eddie I keep thinkin' that I'm gonna be missin' out on things, you know.

Boogie Yeah, well, that's what marriage is all about.

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[last lines]

Modell It used to be so cool to be older and hang out here and, now...

Shrevie Now we're older and we're cooler and we're still hanging out here.

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Boogie You want to bet that she goes for my pecker - first thing?

Fenwick The only hand on your pecker is going to be your own

Boogie You want to bet me? You want to bet me twenty?

Fenwick Yeah.

Eddie I'm in.

Modell Me too.

Shrevie Yeah, I'm in too. But, we need validation.

Boogie All right. I'll arrange it.

Shrevie How? You gonna get - finger prints? I'm tellin' ya, I'm not gonna do the dustin'.

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Edward 'Eddie' Simmons When you're making out, which do you prefer, Sinatra or Mathis?

Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell I like Presley.

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Billy Are you going to law school?

Boogie Yeah. I thought I could give it a pop. I'm still working at the Beauty Salon in the daytime.

Fenwick You were so good at the Beauty Salon.

Shrevie 'Cut-n-Fuck' Two-fifty.

Boogie All right. All right. You guys laugh.

Shrevie Did you ever think of doing your own hair there?

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Beth You know, Elyse's mother is very upset with Eddie. You see, they picked out this yellow and white motif for the wedding. You know, like we did. Napkins. Tablecloth. Bridesmaids. Maid of Honor. The whole bit. Anyway, Eddie objected. He wanted blue and white - Colts colors. He refused to give in.

Shrevie So?

Beth Well, you know how stubborn Eddie is.

Shrevie It could have been worse. It could have been black and gold - Steelers colors.

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Modell Is HE crazy or am I mistaken?

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Eddie You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra. There's no way! No way. They're in totally different leagues.

Shrevie Eddie, they're both great singers.

Modell You know, the thing about Sinatra, he's good, but, thin. I don't like that.

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Bride (Elyse) [while taking football quiz] Can I go to the bathroom?

Edward Eddie Simmons No.

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Boogie That's what you get for going out with 11th graders. Her brains aren't developed yet.

Fenwick Yeah, but her tits were. So...

Boogie Falsies.

Fenwick Were they?

Boogie First hand info.

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Modell Who do you make-out to? Sinatra or Mathis?

Eddie That's a stupid question.

Modell One question. Answer that.

Eddie It's irrelevant. I won't answer it. Mathis.

Modell How 'bout you Shrev?

Shrevie I'm married! We don't make-out.

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Bagel Did you lay down a bet with Barnett?

Boogie I don't remember.

Bagel Yeah, right. Everybody bets $2000 and forgets it.

Boogie So, what's the point?

Bagel The point is, Boog, where are you going to get the $2000? You haven't got a pot to piss in!

Boogie Look, the game's a lock.

Bagel Nothin's a lock, Boog. Nothin's a lock.

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Shrevie Have you been playing my records?

Beth Yeah, so?

Shrevie So, didn't I tell you the procedure?

Beth Yeah, you told me all about it, Shrevie. They have to be in alphabetical order.

Shrevie And what else?

Beth Ah, they have to be filed alphabetically and according to year, as well, okay.

Shrevie And what else? What else!

Beth I don't know.

Shrevie You don't know? Well, let me give you a hint. Okay? I found my James Brown record filed under the the "J"s - instead of the "B"s! I don't know who taught you to alphabetize! But, to top it off, he's in the rock-n-roll section! Instead of the R&B section! How can you do that?

Beth It's too complicated, Shrevie. You see, every time I pull out a record, there's this whole procedure I have to go through. I just want to hear the music, that's all.

Shrevie Is it too complicated to just keep my records in the category, okay? Just put the rock-n-roll in with the rock-n-roll! Put the R&B in with the R&B! I mean, you're not going to put Charlie Parker in with the rock-n-roll, would you? Would you?

Beth I dunno. Who is Charlie Parker?

Shrevie [exasperated] Jazz! Jazz! He was the greatest - jazz saxophone player that ever lived!

Beth What are you gettin' so crazy about? It's just music. It's not that big a deal.

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Boogie You son of a bitch, you're a virgin, aren't you?

Eddie [pause] Technically.

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Beth Boog, when we were datin', did you care for me?

Boogie Sure I did.

Beth You know, I don't mean just cause you could do stuff to me; but, but because you really cared?

Boogie Of course, Beth! I mean, there was plenty of girls around for a quick pop - if that's what I wanted.

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Eddie I'll tell you one thing that happens when you get married, you have to give up your old friends. Cause the wife wants you to get new friends. New friends - nope. It's you and me. You and me, buddy, we got secrets she'll never know. Never know. Those new friends will never be as good. Nope! Cause we've - we've got a history. History!

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Boogie It's a little embarrassing to me. I mean, so, maybe, if you don't want to hear it, I'll understand.

Carol Heathrow Go on. I want to hear this.

Boogie Well, I don't know, I just, I don't like to tell this to girls; but, you really are, you know, you really are a knock out. No, you really are! You know, sittin' down next to you in there got me crazy. I got a hard on. You know, I don't like to admit it; but, I did. I mean, you don't know me, I don't - I - I try to come off like I'm being cool all the time, you know. I don't like to look like I'm hustling and there I was sittin' next to you with a boner. Am I embarrassing you?

Carol Heathrow Go on.

Boogie I don't know, it's just that the pain was killin' me, you know. To stop the pain, it was digging into the side of my leg, so, what I did was, you know, I opened my fly and loosened everything up. Just to give it a little air. And it worked. Everything settle down and I got caught back up into the picture and then, you know, that's when Sandra got her leg caught on that bush and she lifted up her dress. You know, it just popped right up, through the bottom of the popcorn box! The force of it just opened up the flap.

Carol Heathrow It just pushed the flap open?

Boogie It's Ripley's, I'm tellin' ya, it just pushed the flap right open and I couldn't move the box. You know, you would've seen it.

Carol Heathrow That's true.

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Boogie Did I tell you guys I'm taking out Carol Heathrow tomorrow night?

Fenwick She... is death! (Thumbs up)

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