Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Movie Quotes
Tutti Bomowski
His ass was the grass and I was the lawnmower.
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Joe Brofmowski
Stop or my mom will shoot!
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Tutti Bomowski
[pointing the gun at her son]
Go ahead! Make your bed.
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Tutti Bomowski
Stop! Stop that man, Joe. Stop that man!
[Joe tackles the man]
Tutti Bomowski
Joe, now I remember what he did?
Joe Brofmowski
What did he do?
Tutti Bomowski
He shot his mother.
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Tutti
For now you can keep your pants on, Mister Parnell. But just remember one thing: I'll be back!
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Ross
[to Joe]
Is there anything else you or your *mother* would like to tell me?
Tutti Bomowski
Yes, Detective, there is. Both my son and I think you're an asshole!
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[after giving Joe the gift of a an illegal MAC-10 machine pistol]
Tutti Bomowski
I wanted it to be a surprise!
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Joe Brofmowski
Why didn't you answer when I called?
Tutti Bomowski
That was you? You never called.
Joe Brofmowski
That was me, why didn't you pick up the phone?
Tutti Bomowski
Every year when I'm about to come out to visit, you call and say it's not a good time, so I decided not to answer the phone this time in case you called.
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Joe Brofmowski
Mom, what're you doing here?
Tutti Bomowski
I've got to change you.
Tutti Bomowski
[holding up oversized Huggies diapers and baby powder]
I've got to change you.
Gwen Harper
I can change you!
Tutti Bomowski
Tutti Bomowski, Gwen Harper: Change you... change you... change you...
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Tutti Bomowski
[singing softly and contentedly as she sloshes and scrubs Joe's prized .45 in the dishpan]
This is the way we wash our gun... wash our gun... wash our gun...
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Tutti Bomowski
[to the flight attendants]
It was so cute, when he was 6 years old he walked into the kitchen and said "Mommy! My peepee's stuck in my zipper!"
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Joe Brofmowski
Mom, I don't like eggs.
Tutti Bomowski
If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.
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Joe Brofmowski
You mean when I was nibbling on your ear...
Gwen Harper
No, the feelings stuff.
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Tutti Bomowski
And here we can see the beginnings of good equipment.
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Tutti Bomowski
[haggling over automatic machine gun]
Do you want to stand out here all week dreaming of a thousand dollars?
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