Richard M. NixonYeah. Well, probably most of you think I'm a real SOB. I know that. I understand how you feel, but you know, I want peace too. But peace with honor.
Richard M. NixonWell, you can't have peace without a price. Sometimes you have to be willing to fight for peace, and sometimes to die.
Student #2Yeah? Tell that to the GI's who are gonna die tomorrow in Vietnam.
Student #1What you have to understand, Mr. Nixon, is we're willing to die for what we believe in.
[the other protesters say "Yeah!"]
Richard M. Nixon[Turns and points to the statue of Lincoln]Look, that man up there, he lived in similar times. He had chaos and civil war and hatred between the races. Sometimes I go to the Lincoln room at the White House and just pray. But you know, liberals act like idealism belongs to them. That's not true. My family went Republican because Lincoln freed the slaves. My grandmother was an abolitionist, those Quakers who founded Whittier, my hometown... to abolish slavery. They were, y'know, conservative Bible folk, but they had a powerful sense of right and wrong. And 40 years ago, I was like you, looking for answers.
[the protesters scoff, unconvinced. Just then a gang of Nixon's aides, led by Haldeman, arrive and push through the crowd to come to his side]
Richard M. NixonIt's OK, Bob, we're just rapping, my friends and I. In fact we agree on a lot of things, don't we?
Young StudentNo, we don't! You say you want to end the war, so why don't you?
Richard M. NixonChange always comes slowly. I pulled out more than half the troops. I'm trying to cut the military budget for the first time in 30 years. I want a volunteer army. But it's also a question of American credibility, our position in the world.
Student #1Come on, Mr. Nixon. It's a civil war between Vietnamese.
Young StudentYou don't want the war, we don't want the war, the Vietnamese don't want the war, so why does it go on?
[Nixon hesitates. Haldeman whispers "We should be going" to him]
Young StudentYou can't stop it, can you? Even if you wanted to. Because it's not you, it's the system. The system won't let you stop it.
Richard M. NixonThere's... there's more at stake here than what you want, or what I want.
Young StudentThen what's the point? What's the point of being President? You're powerless!
Richard M. Nixon[Firmly]No. No, I'm not powerless. Because, because I understand the system, I believe I can, uh, I can control it. Maybe not control it totally, but tame it enough to make it do some good.
Young StudentSounds like you're talking about a wild animal.
Richard M. NixonAlways remember: others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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John DeanCan I ask you a question? How the hell do you have the temerity to blackmail the President of the United States?
E. Howard HuntThat's not the question, John. The question is: why is he paying?
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Henry KissingerCan you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?
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Richard M. NixonThey can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia. The president can bomb anybody he likes.
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[the day after John F. Kennedy's murder]
Richard M. NixonI bet if I was President they wouldn't have killed me.
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Pat NixonI was thinking tonight - do you remember, Dick? Do you remember when you used to drive me on dates with the other boys? You didn't want to let me out of your sight.
Pat Nixon[rebuffed]No, you're not. So stop comparing yourself to him. You have no reason to. You have everything you ever wanted. You've earned it. Why can't you just enjoy it?
Richard M. NixonI'm not scared, buddy... You don't understand. They're playing for keeps, buddy. The press, the kids, the liberals - they're out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.
Richard M. NixonYes! This is about me. Why can't you understand that, you of all people? It's not the war - It's Nixon! They want to destroy Nixon! And if I expose myself even the slightest bit they'll tear my insides out. Do you want that? Do you want to see that, buddy? It's not pretty.
Richard M. Nixon[contemptuous]What the hell are you saying? Are you drunk? Jesus, you sound just like them now! I've got to keep fighting, buddy, for the country. These people running things, the elite... they're soft, chickenshit faggots! They just want to cover their asses and meet girls and tear each other down. Oh, God, this country's in deep, deep trouble, buddy... and I have to see this through. Mother would've wanted no less of me.
Pat NixonI just wish... you knew how much I love you, that's all. It took me a long time to fall in love with you, Dick. But I did. And it doesn't make you happy. You want them to love you...
H. R. HaldemanEight words back in '72. 'I covered up. I was wrong. I'm sorry'. The American public would have forgiven him. But we never opened our mouths, John. We failed him.
John EhrlichmanDick Nixon apologize? That will be the day. Most of his armor would fall off.
Alexander HaigIt's the Supreme Court, sir. You don't get around it.
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Pat NixonWhen do the rest of us stop PAYING OFF YOUR DEBTS?
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Richard M. NixonYou see, when I saw Bobby lying there on the floor, arms stretched out, his eyes staring... I knew then I'd be President. His death paved the way, didn't it? Vietnam, the Kennedys, cleared a path through the wilderness just for me. Over the bodies. Four bodies.
Richard M. NixonHow many did you have? Hundreds of thousands? Where would we be without death? Abe? Who's helping us? Is it God or is it death?
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John DeanThere's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing.
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Richard M. NixonOnly when you've been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is on top of the highest mountain.
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John EhrlichmanYou got people dying because he didn't make the varsity football team. You got the Constitution hanging by a thread because the old man went to Whittier instead of Yale.
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E. Howard HuntJohn, sooner or later, sooner, I think, you're gonna learn a lesson that's been learned by everyone who's ever gotten close to Richard Nixon. That he's the darkness reaching out for the darkness. And eventually, it's either you or him. Your grave's already been dug, John.
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Julie Nixon[hesitantly]Did you, Daddy? Did you cover it up?
Richard M. NixonDo you think I would do something like that, honey?
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Mao-Tse-Tung[Speaking through an interpreter]Is peace all you are interested in? The real war is in us. History is a symptom of our disease.
Henry Kissinger[to Chairman Mao]Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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[On whether or not he wants more money]
E. Howard HuntIn Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings he's never had better value for his money. If I were to open my mouth all the dominoes would fall.
President's LawyerSir, don't you think all these deletion marks in the transcripts make it look as though you do nothing but swear?
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[Nixon awkwardly puts his arm around John Dean, his legal counsel]
Richard M. NixonJohn, I want you to get away from this madhouse, these reporters, and go up to Camp David for the weekend. And I want you to write up a report. I want you to put everything you know about Watergate in there.
John DeanYou want me to put it all in writing. Over my signature.
Richard M. NixonWell, nobody knows more about this thing than you do, John. The details, that stuff, I don't know about.
[a pause]
John DeanSir, I'm not going to be the scapegoat for this. Haldeman and Ehrlichman are in just as deep as me.
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John EhrlichmanWell, sir, it turns out one of the people implicated is still on the White House payroll.
Nelson RockefellerLet me tell you something. Every time the Republican party is a home to extremism, we lose the goddamn election. You oughta know that better than anybody.
Richard M. NixonIt's the President's personal property. I will never give up my tapes to a bunch of Kennedy-loving Harvard Democrat cocksuckers.
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'Jack Jones'Detente with communists? Detente! Sounds like a couple of fags dancing.
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Frank NixonStruggle's what gives life meaning. Not victory, struggle. When you quit struggling, they've beaten you.
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Mao-Tse-TungWe are both from poor families and others pay to feed the hunger in us..In my case, millions of reactionaries. In your case, millions of Vietnamese
Richard M. NixonEverything's political. I'm political, you're political.
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Richard M. NixonI think that's when it starts, when you're a kid.
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Pat Nixon[watching the protesters during her daughter's wedding] We're not going to buckle to these people.
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[On losing the 1960 Presidential election to John F. Kennedy]
Murray ChotinerThey stole it fair and square.
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J. Edgar HooverThere's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.
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John DeanThis is the sort of thing that Mafia people can do, washing money and so forth. We just don't know about these things because we're not criminals.
Richard M. NixonI hate these cocktail parties. John, I'm in hell. I'll be mentally dead in two years and physically dead in four.
John MitchellMake some money, Dick. Prove yourself to the Wall Street crowd. Let Goldwater and Rockefeller take the fall against Kennedy.
Richard M. NixonI don't know why. I miss making love to the people. I miss entering a room. I miss the pure acting of it, John. I gotta get back in the arena.
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Richard M. NixonWell you live pretty well out here. I understand why you want to keep your budgets classified.
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Henry KissingerIf they harass you, I too would resign, and I would tell the world why.
Richard M. NixonNo, no they make me sick, and they smell like death. I had two brothers die young... Well let me tell you. There are worse things than death.
Pat NixonYou're not going to blame Castro, are you?
Richard M. NixonI'm sure am. Goddamn missile crisis united the whole country behind Kennedy and he was supporting Brown. People were scared, that's why.
Pat NixonI suppose Castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.
Richard M. NixonBuddy, before you join the jubilation of my being beaten again you should remember that people vote not out of love but fear. They don't teach that at Sunday school or the Whitier Community Playhouse.
H. R. Haldeman[leaving the room]I'll go check with our people.
Pat NixonI'm glad they don't, Dick. I'm glad they don't because life is tough and it is unfair and sometimes you forget that in your self pity.
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E. Howard Hunt[on Gordon Liddy]He thinks he's Martin Bormann.
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Hannah NixonRemember, I see into thy soul. Thee may fool the world, even thy father, but not me, Richard. Never me.
Richard Nixon, 12 Years OldMother, think of me always as thy faithful dog.
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Richard M. NixonThey always underestimated old Nixon, see. We're gonna fight just as dirty. This is sudden death, gentlemen. We're gonna get 'em on the ground, stick in our spikes and twist and show them no mercy. So, uh, starting today, no one in this room talks to the press without checking with Mr. Haldeman here. That means we're on complete freeze on The New York Times, CBS, PBS, Jack Anderson and The Washington Post. Mr. Haldeman is the chief high executioner from now on. Don't come whining to me when he tells you to do something. That's me talking. And if you do come to me, I'm gonna be tougher than he is. Anyone who screws with us, his fucking head comes off. You got that?
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John Mitchell[to a pushy reporter]Stick that up your keister, fella.
Pat NixonI have always stood by you. I campaigned for you when I was pregnant. During Checkers, when Ike wanted you out, I told you to fight. This is different, Dick. You've changed. You've grown more bitter, like you're at war with the world. You didn't use to be that way. I'm 50 years old now, Dick. How many millions of miles have I traveled? How many millions of hands have I shaken of people I just don't like? How many millions of thank you notes have I written? Its as if I went to sleep a long time ago and missed the years in between. I've had enough.
Richard M. NixonWhat are you saying? What are you talking about?
Richard M. NixonDon't be too proud, Henry. Never be too proud to go on your knees before God.
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Richard M. NixonMy mother was a saint, but my old man struggled his whole life. They could call him a little man, a poor man, but they never beat him. I always tried to remember that, when things didn't go my way.
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'Jack Jones'Hell, Kennedy just pissed Cuba away to the Russians. Just pissed it away. And he doesn't know what the hell he's doing in Vietnam. These are dangerous times, especially for business.
Cuban ManWe know what you tried to do for Cuba, Mr. Nixon. If you had been elected in '60, Castro would be dead now.
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Frank NixonYou think this is funny? Maybe a trip to the wood shed'll straigthen you out. Pretty soon you boys are gonna have to get out there and scratch. 'Cause you're not gonna get anywhere on your good looks. Just ask those fellas. Charity's only gonna get you so far, even with saints like your mother around. Struggle's what gives life meaning. Not victory, struggle. When you quit struggling they've beaten you. And then you end up in the street with your hand out.
John Mitchell[on Pat Nixon]You need her, Dick. In '60, she was worth five, six million votes.
Richard M. NixonYeah. Don't worry. I'll use the old Nixon charm.
H. R. Haldeman[to Ron Ziegler, after Nixon walks out]Who could resist that?
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Bill RogersIt'd be a disaster. There's a lot of sympathy out there for Cambodia. Tiny, little, neutral Buddhist country. They'll be rioting in the streets, on your front lawn!
Mel LairdBuilding the Cambodian army up? My God, that would be harder than a Vietnamese army. They have no tradition. Mr. President, the government there will collapse.
Richard M. NixonThe same old horseshit. Well, that's not good enough. I'm sick of being pushed around by the Vietnamese like we're some, uh, you know, pitiful giant. They're using our POWs to humiliate us. What we need now is a bold move into Cambodia and go right after their VC base camp and uh... make'em scream, hit'em in the ass.
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'Jack Jones'I don't think you know how much people hate Kennedy down here. Hell, he's coming to town tomorrow, and I guarantee they will run his ass outta town on a rail.
Texas ManDamn right.
'Jack Jones'Now, we are willing to give you a shit pot full of money to get rid of him. More than you ever dreamed of.
Richard M. NixonNobody's gonna beat Kennedy in '64 with all the money in the world.
Richard M. NixonThis will get me a second term. Damn it, without risk, there's no heroism, there's no history. Nixon was born to do this. Give history a nudge. Come on.