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[Miranda sneaks into Alex's bedroom and into his bed wearing only lingerie, crawling under the sheets with him]

Alex Finch [Alex thinking it's Corinne, invitingly responds] Hi, darling.

Miranda Jeffries [Miranda whispers] Shh! Mom's next door.

Alex Finch [Alex sits up turning on the bedroom light] What are you doing here?

Miranda Jeffries What does it look like I'm doing?

Alex Finch Miranda!

[Alex covers his naked chest with the blanket sheet]

Miranda Jeffries What?

Alex Finch [Alex sounding like a father says] It's way past your bedtime. Go to your room!

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[Philip tells Corinne and Alex the things he believes in to be real]

Philip Train Now, look, I'm just a dumb newspaper man. I believe Monday follows Sunday. I believe that summer follows spring. I believe in God and glasnost. I believe in things you can touch.

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[Corinne tells Philip that her and Louie are having a baby]

Corinne Jeffries Philip.

Philip Train Hmm?

Corinne Jeffries We're having a baby.

Philip Train [Philip pauses, whispering to Corinne in front of Louie] How are we going to break the news to Louie?

Corinne Jeffries [the three laugh together and hug each other] Philip!

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[Corinne tells her psychiatrist Dr. Bailey, about feeling attractive after meeting Alex]

Corinne Jeffries Oh, Dr. Bailey, I don't know if it's just his body I'm attracted to or his soul. Or if it's just me.

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne lays back in the long chair] Mmm. I'm feeling... Generally... Attractive. The truth is, I'm so ripe, I'm about to fall off the vine.

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[Miranda demands an explanation from her mother Corinne, on why Alex has to leave]

Corinne Jeffries He's... Weird.

Miranda Jeffries Mom... Weirdness is not a criminal offense. If it were, you'd be serving a life sentence.

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[the woman in the bookstore asks Alex who he was before]

Woman in the bookstore Who were you?

Alex Finch Oh, me? I was no one special.

Woman in the bookstore Oh, we're all special!

Alex Finch I mean, I wasn't Cleopatra or Hannibal or someone great or famous.

Woman in the bookstore [the woman chuckles] I know you weren't Cleopatra. I was.

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[Alex and Philip get in a fight on the floor about not believing Alex is Louie]

Alex Finch [Alex defensively yells] I'm Louie!

Philip Train Yeah, and I'm Cleopatra!

Alex Finch [Philip wrestles Alex down] You are not!

Alex Finch You fight like her though!

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[Louie talks to the Limbdrome Staff Member Omar, who asks if he wants to be a boy or a girl]

Omar Boy or a girl?

Louie Jeffries What's that?

Omar You want to be reborn a boy or a girl?

Louie Jeffries No, I don't want to be reborn at all. I want to go home right now, just as I am.

Omar Well, that's impossible. You're between bodies right now. Look, you're a soul, a spirit. The only way to get back is to be reborn. Any problem with that?

Louie Jeffries [sarcastically agrees] I guess not.

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[Miranda has an argument with the librarian, Mrs. Handy, as Alex Finch comes in and takes over for her]

Miranda Jeffries God, is she always that awful?

Alex Finch [Alex makes a disgusted look to her crude remark] Mom? No.

Miranda Jeffries Uh. I'm sorry.

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[Alex Finch gets on the library computer to correct the problem of Miranda's unpaid books]

Alex Finch This is bad.

Miranda Jeffries How bad?

Alex Finch Worse than I thought.

Miranda Jeffries How worse?

Alex Finch A lot. According to this, these books weren't legally checked out.

Miranda Jeffries [Miranda nervously replies] Yeah. So?

Alex Finch [Alex aggressively replies back] Yeah! So it means that I can't charge you for them! You beat the system.

[Miranda realizes Alex corrected the problem of her unpaid books by doing her a kindness, Miranda blushes as Alex smiles]

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[Corinne sneaks into Alex's bedroom and into his bed wearing only lingerie, crawling under the sheets, not knowing it's Philip she starts to kiss]

Corinne Jeffries Oh, Louie!

Philip Train Louie?

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne sits up turning on the bedroom light] Philip?

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne covers her chest with the blanket sheet] What are you doing here?

Philip Train I'm not sure.

Corinne Jeffries Whatever just happened between us was...

Philip Train A miracle.

Corinne Jeffries We almost... We could've...

Philip Train We still can.

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[Corinne tells her psychiatrist, Dr. Bailey, how she's been feeling about Louie]

Dr. Bailey How have you been feeling?

Corinne Jeffries Fantastic. It was Louie's birthday on Saturday. I baked him a cake with little cherries on it.

Dr. Bailey I thought we agreed that you were going to stop cooking for him.

Corinne Jeffries It was his birthday. It makes me happy to feed him. The Egyptians fed their dead.

Dr. Bailey Not after 23 years.

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[Alex comes out of the bathroom, remembering that he was Louie in a previous life]

Alex Finch Philip, it's great to see you again.

Philip Train [Alex wraps a tight hug around Philip] It's great to see you.

Alex Finch [Alex and Philip turn to see both Miranda and Corinne staring them down, as Alex gets terrified again to have to run back into the bathroom] Excuse me.

[Alex runs back into the bathroom slamming the door shut]

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[Alex and Miranda sit on the guest room bed beside each other]

Alex Finch Have you had a happy life?

Miranda Jeffries [Miranda chuckles] Yeah, I guess so.

Alex Finch Is there anything you've wanted that you haven't had?

Miranda Jeffries My father.

Alex Finch He was a pretty great guy, huh?

Miranda Jeffries That's what they tell me.

Alex Finch God, you sure have grown up nicely.

Miranda Jeffries I'm glad you approve.

Alex Finch [Miranda leans forward to kiss Alex on the lips, as Alex holds her off] Good night.

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[Alex tries to tell Corinne that he's Louie]

Alex Finch I'm not going to beat around the bush. You won't believe me, but there's something you should know.

Corinne Jeffries All right.

Alex Finch [Alex holds back from telling Corinne the truth, yelling] Our rain forests are being destroyed at a rate of 50 acres a minute!

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[the real Alex compliments Corinne on getting married to Philip]

Alex Finch I just want to say congratulations. You and Philip make a great pair.

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne takes Alex by the shoulder] Thanks Alex. You know. You're the first boyfriend of Miranda's I ever really liked.

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[Alex meets the woman in the bookstore after some books fall]

Woman in the bookstore This your first time as a human?

Alex Finch What?

Woman in the bookstore [the woman takes a guess as to what Alex was in a previous life] I'm getting a strong German Shepherd vibration.

Alex Finch Uh. I used to be a lawyer.

Woman in the bookstore [the woman frowns] Oh. Close.

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[Corinne asks Philip if he believes someone like Louie could come back to life]

Philip Train Corinne... I can understand how a person's desires might lead her to believe that. It would be a dream come true. But the last guy to come back, that I know about, was Jesus Christ. You'll see Louie someday.

Corinne Jeffries I know, in Heaven.

[Corinne kisses Philip on the cheek]

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[Corinne and Alex talk about Miranda while out on a date]

Alex Finch What was Miranda like at 10?

Corinne Jeffries At 10? Precocious. Opinionated. Fiercely independent. She got braces then, which she removed with pliers after wearing them for about an hour.

Corinne Jeffries [Alex chuckles] I remember Philip telling her, 'All great beauties must suffer and sacrifice'

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[last lines]

Alex Finch Philip.

Philip Train Yeah.

Alex Finch There's something I have to tell you.

Philip Train Now?

Alex Finch I'm in love with Miranda.

Philip Train I know.

[both men smile, as Alex looks to Miranda walking up the aisle in her bridesmaid dress, and Philip looks to Corinne walking up the aisle in her wedding dress]

Second Minister [the wedding Officiant begins to speak] Dearly beloved, we have come together in the presence of God to witness and bless...

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[Alex drives home Philip to Corinne's house]

Philip Train [Philip looks around the mess throughout Alex's front seat] What are you doing for dinner?

Alex Finch Dinner? Uh...

Philip Train [Alex opens his glove compartment revealing a couple oranges and a newspaper] You're coming with me. My friends live just down the street.

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[Philip accuses Alex of only using Corinne and tells her]

Corinne Jeffries Corinne, he's got you figured out. All he wants is your money.

Corinne Jeffries You're wrong. He wants my body.

[Philip stares down Alex]

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[Corrine talks about the psychiatric term to her condition over her late husband]

Corinne Jeffries My psychiatrist says I suffer from the halo effect, the tendency of widows to idealize their dead husbands. He says it keeps me from falling in love again. He has a point, but I can't imagine I'll ever stop loving Louie.

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[Corinne tells her psychiatrist Dr. Bailey, about meeting Alex]

Corinne Jeffries Dr. Bailey. I came here to tell you... That I'm interested in someone. A man. Well, he's almost a man.

Dr. Bailey What do you mean?

Corinne Jeffries He's 22 years old. But it's not like I'm rushing into anything, I've known him for 26 years.

Dr. Bailey Corinne.

Dr. Bailey It's a little complicated.

[as Dr. Bailey notices Corinne is wearing opposite colored shoes, when Corinne tries to cover one shoe with the other]

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[Philip finally tells Corinne that he's in love with her]

Philip Train I'm finding out once and for all what it feels like to hold the woman I love. I've always loved and will always love 'till the day I die.

Philip Train [Philip kisses Corinne on the lips] I love you, Corinne.

Corinne Jeffries Why didn't you ever tell me?

Philip Train How could I?

Corinne Jeffries All these years...

Philip Train Louie was always there with us, every moment. In your heart. In my heart. In the air.

Corinne Jeffries But I don't feel him here now.

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[the woman in the bookstore explains to Alex about our past lives]

Woman in the bookstore We're all connected. It's all connected under the skin. You never know who's lurking in what body. Your wife could be your Grandmother. You meet some guy who gets on your nerves, probably your Mother-in-Law. We keep meeting the souls we're attached to. For better or worse, life after life. Sometimes I wonder why I worry about past lives at all. I'm having so much trouble with this one. When you remember your past lives, it's like, your emotions get spread like a dangling nerve all over the map. It makes it very hard to live.

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[Alex and Corinne have a pillow fight as she denies to believe he's the real Louie]

Alex Finch I know everything about you, Corinne. I know that you love peanut butter, and rhubarb, and cats with yellow eyes.

Corinne Jeffries You're a psychic. You're one of Shirley McClaine's kooks! A spook-bender.

Alex Finch You love Johnny Manthis.

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne hits Alex with the pillow] Get out of here!

Alex Finch You hate flat feet.

Corinne Jeffries [Corinne hits Alex with the pillow again] Before I scream so loud that everybody in the neighborhood shows up. I'll have you arrested for impersonating a person.

Alex Finch And I know you did the Watusi before Lucy Baines, remember? Remember this?

[Alex kisses Corinne's mouth which gets her mouth to scream while closed, as she moans, the two fall-kissing in her and Louie's bed]

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[Alex asks Corinne to have more babies with him]

Alex Finch [Alex holds Corinne in his hands] I want to have at least... Two more.

Corinne Jeffries Babies?

Alex Finch [Alex nods] It's not too late is it?

Corinne Jeffries No.

Alex Finch [Alex frowns and smiles] Can we start tonight?

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[first lines]

Philip Train [Philip the best friend and best man, tells Louie the groom, he's in love with Corinne the soon-to-be married bride] Louie. There's something I have to tell you.

Louie Jeffries [as Corinne walks up the aisle in her wedding dress] Now?

Philip Train I'm in love with Corinne.

Louie Jeffries [Louie smiles not taking his eyes off Corinne] I know.

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[Miranda gets Alex to dance with her at the museum party]

Alex Finch [Miranda begins dancing rather close] Where did you learn to dance like that?

Miranda Jeffries I inherited it from my father.

[Alex nervously grunts continuing to dance]