My Soul to Take Movie Quotes
Bug
I am the condor. The Keeper of the Souls. I eat death for breakfast. I live in a house of blood and I accept that. That's all a man can do. I was ready to be arrested that night. I wasn't ready for what happened instead. Leah had told them everything and I was celebrated as a hero. Alex Dunkelman killed his stepfather, a cop, a mother, and five of the Riverton Seven. And I alone had stopped him from killing more. I didn't feel like a hero at all. But if it makes Riverton feel safe at night, I'll fake that I'm their hero. And I'll fake it good. Alex wouldn't have it any other way.
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Bug
Alex?
Alex
Where's the biggest knife in the kitchen?
Bug
Where it needs to be.
[pulls the knife out]
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Bug
Do you think I'm a monkey, Alex?
Alex
Have you killed people, Bug?
Bug
Not that I can remember.
Alex
Well I can't remember buying you bananas, either.
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Alex
Say, "Thanks, Fang, that felt great."
Bug
I'd be lying.
Alex
That's the point.
Bug
Thanks, Fang, that felt great.
Alex
That felt *fucking* great!
Bug
That's a bad word.
Alex
You bet. Makes things good.
Bug
Everything's backwards with you.
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The Ripper
[the Ripper stabs Brandon in the stomach]
Anybody you want to say goodbye to?
Brandon
My unborn child.
The Ripper
Fuck your fucking unborn child. Now where'd I leave your bitch?
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Brandon
[on cell phone]
Brittany, look, I know you're there. I can hear you walking. I understand that you don't want to talk. I probably disgust you. It's okay. I disgust myself sometimes. I know I'm a pig. I can't help it. No, pigs are nicer. Actually, I'm just what you said. I'm a fucking crotch dog. I'm sorry.
The Ripper
[the Ripper's voice appears on the other line]
It's too late to be sorry.
Brandon
Who is this?
The Ripper
Someone from your past. You wouldn't remember.
Brandon
Put Brittany on, please.
The Ripper
She's not here.
Brandon
Well, where is she?
The Ripper
Where you're going to go.
Brandon
I'm gonna go to the church.
The Ripper
No, you're not.
Brandon
What do you mean, "No, I'm not?"
The Ripper
Think hotter.
Brandon
Miami?
The Ripper
Try hell!
[the Ripper appears behind him]
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Brittany
How 'bout I have my dog bite it off and bury it in my backyard?
Brandon
How big is your backyard?
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Bug
I'm scared.
Alex
We're sixteen, Bug. Like it or not, we're men now.
Bug
I don't feel like a man!
Alex
No one does, that's why you gotta fake it.
Bug
Fake being a man to be a man?
Alex
That's the way it works. You can't run, you have to face your fear like a man.
Bug
Even though I'm not a man?
Alex
Because you're not a man. Listen, the better you fake it, the better man you are.
Bug
Just fake it.
Alex
Fake it good. Like if you're scared, act like you don't give a shit, or if somebody hurts you, say, "Thank you very much, that felt wonderful."
Alex
Yeah, there you go.
Bug
Is that all you got, Brandon? I mean... I feel downright... cheated!
Alex
I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick, it's tricky stuff.
Bug
I was faking what I did.
Alex
You were?
Alex
Yeah, but you were faking it good.
Bug
I was?
Alex
Abso-fuckin'-lutely. You now have permission to shave.
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Abel
[as The Ripper, points a gun at a paramedic]
This is for you, you cunt!
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Penelope
We're all doomed, Bug. It's the human condition.
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Penelope
Please remember, You put the apple and the snake in one small garden.
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Brandon
Asswipe.
Alex
Not as good as your mother felt last night, though.
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Fang
Happy birthday, insect.
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Bug
Now we're all gonna die and it's my fault.
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Bug
I wished I could take back what I did today, and make you proud of me.
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The Ripper
Fear Ye, The Ripper!
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Alex
No, it's not okay, what I did. It's not okay for everybody to be killing each other all the time.
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Penelope
If things get too hot, just turn on the prayer conditioning.
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Alex
Condor?
Bug
Crow.
Alex
It's all right, Bug. Feels great.
Bug
Feels fucking great.
Alex
Fucking great.
[dies]
Bug
Fly now. I know you're up there, and I know we're down here.
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Penelope
What men will do to you in prison is nothing compared to what demons will do to you in hell, on beds of fire, for all eternity.
Brandon
I'm gonna get you for this, Penelope.
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Alex
They will come for you with torches.
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Alex
[after being pressured by Alex to swear, Bug says "fuck" nearly every line]
Enough with the fucks!
Bug
You say fuck.
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Bug
I know you're not my mother.
May
Bug, I'm so sorry, I never meant...
Bug
I hope you know something, too.
May
What?
Bug
That you are my mom. That one you're stuck with, like it or not.
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Penelope
[about the Ripper]
Pray for our souls, Bug. He's coming.
Bug
Jesus?
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Abel
[in The Ripper's voice]
Abel's not here, anymore.
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Paterson
What did your grandmother say?
Jeanne-Baptiste
What?
Paterson
Did she tell you not to worry if somebody you thought was dead just might come back alive? If he was evil enough?
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Alex
The fish stinks from the head.
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Alex
You're a condor. You eat death for breakfast. Remember that.
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Fang
Do you know who your daddy was?
Bug
May told me that he loved us very much.
Fang
Yes, but who was he?
Bug
I don't know. He died in a car accident
Fang
On the way to the hospital while she was giving birth to you.
[sarcastically]
Fang
What a sad and lovely story. Do you ever wonder why May doesn't talk about him or why there are no single fucking pictures of him in this house?
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Brandon
Bug takes a little longer 'cause he's a little slower.
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Fang
Brandon would enjoy Hell.
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Fang
Take a look in the mirror Bug
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Bug
Well, maybe it was just too painful .
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Fang
Wake up and smell the Starbucks.
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Bug
That puppet was scary.
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