Laine HansonBut principles only mean something if you stick by them when they're inconvenient.
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President Jackson Evans[adressing the Congress]Napoleon once said when asked to explain the lack of great statesmen in the world, that "to get power you need to display absolute pettiness; to exercise power, you need to show true greatness." Such pettiness and greatness are rarely found in one person... Laine Hanson has asked that I allow her to step aside. She asked me to do this because she wants my presidency to end on a note of triumph and not controversey. Understand, those of you who worked to bring Laine Hanson down, that she asked to have her name withdrawn from consideration, NOT because she isn't great, but because she isn't petty. Because those two forms of leadership traits could not live in her body or her soul. Greatness. It comes in many forms, sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice - that's the loneliest form.
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Laine Hanson[closing remarks at Congressional confirmation hearing]... And, Mr. Chairman, I stand for the separation of Church and State, and the reason that I stand for that is the same reason that I believe our forefathers did. It is not there to protect religion from the grasp of government but to protect our government from the grasp of religious fanaticism. Now, I may be an atheist, but that does not mean I do not go to church. I do go to church. The church I go to is the one that emancipated the slaves, that gave women the right to vote, that gave us every freedom that we hold dear. My church is this very Chapel of Democracy that we sit in together, and I do not need God to tell me what are my moral absolutes. I need my heart, my brain, and this church.
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Shelly RunyonWe're both sticking to our guns. The difference is, mine are loaded.
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[Trying to dig up dirt on Shelly Runyon]
Kermit NewmanI want something EMBARRASSING! Something sexual! Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing! Cows! I don't give a goddamn!
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Shelly RunyonGreatness is the orphan of urgency, Laine. Greatness only emerges when we need it most... in time of war or calamity. I can't ask somebody to be a Kennedy or a Lincoln. They were MEN created by their times. What I... What I can ask for... is the promise of greatness. And that, Madam Senator... you don't have.
Laine HansonWell, then... I just wouldn't be using sex as leverage... if I were you, Sheldon. Because, you know, there's one thing you don't want. It's a woman with her finger on the button who isn't getting laid.
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TimmyBeing the vice-president is better than being the president.
TimmyBecause nobody wants to shoot the vice-president.
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Kermit NewmanThe people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. But the one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of cock.
President Jackson EvansMr. Chairman, let's just say..."I'm guilty but not responsible", hmm?
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President Jackson Evans[speaking of Rep. Reginald Webster]Well, he may not know his right from his left, but he does know the difference between right and wrong.
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Laine HansonIt seems to me that all you can claim about me... claim, is that I had sex.
Shelly RunyonTake a Magic Marker, cross out the word "objectivity". Your constituents want you for your opinions, your philosophy, for you subjectivity.