Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009 - Movie Quotes

Mole I just want to see... a little sunshine.

Mr. Fox But you're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely open on a good day.

Mole I'm sick of your double talk, we have rights!

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Mr. Fox Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.

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Mrs. Fox [to Ash] We're all different.

[indicates Mr. Fox]

Mrs. Fox Especially him. But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?

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Badger In summation, I think you just got to not do it, man. That's all.

Mr. Fox I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

Badger The cuss you are.

Mr. Fox The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?

Badger No, you cussing with me?

Mr. Fox Don't cussing point at me!

Badger If you're gonna cuss with somebody, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!

Mr. Fox You're not gonna cuss with me!

[Both start snarling at each other, and then settle down]

Mr. Fox Just buy the tree.

Badger Okay.

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Mrs. Fox I'm going to lose my temper now.

Mr. Fox When?

Mrs. Fox Right now.

Mr. Fox Well, when...

[Mrs Fox slashes his face]

Mr. Fox OW!

Mrs. Fox Twelve fox years ago, you made a promise to me, while we were caged inside that fox trap, that if we survived, you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck, or a squab - whatever they are, and I believed you. Why? Why did you lie to me?

Mr. Fox Because I'm a wild animal.

Mrs. Fox You are also a husband and a father.

Mr. Fox I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.

Mrs. Fox I don't care about the truth about yourself. This story is too predictable.

Mr. Fox Predictable? Really? What happens in the end?

Mrs. Fox In the end, we all die... Unless you change.

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Mr. Fox [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?

Kylie Who how? What now?

Mr. Fox Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?

Kylie I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.

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Mr. Fox They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw - try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they've got stars on them. I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life. So let's raise our boxes - to our survival.

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[Coach Skip is teaching Kristofferson the rules of Whackbat]

Coach Skip Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.

Kristofferson Got it.

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Beaver's Son [lays down a box of supplies during a Science lab class] Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?

Kristofferson I beg your pardon?

Beaver's Son What's that mean?

Kristofferson That means that I don't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich?

Beaver's Son Yeah! A wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's

[makes a motion with his hands]

Beaver's Son different.

Kristofferson Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.

Beaver's Son Watch this.

[he takes a spoonful of yellow powder and drops it into the bubbling liquid over a Bunsen burner; it explodes and covers both of them in the yellow substance]

Kristofferson That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment. We'd better extinguish this magnesium.

[they raise their safety goggles]

Kristofferson Stand back.

[Kris sprays the fire with an extinguisher]

Agnes [watching from a few feet away] Wow.

Kristofferson [whistles] Whew!

Agnes [to Kris] Hmm. I like your ears.

[gestures to her own]

Kristofferson M... Mine?

Agnes Mmhmm.

Kristofferson Thank you! I like your... spots.

Agnes Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know...

Ash Ugh.

[scoffs]

Agnes Hmm?

Ash You're supposed to be *my* lab partner.

Agnes I am!

Ash No you're not. You're disloyal.

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Ash You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.

[they put on their 'hats']

Kristofferson We look good.

Ash Yeah. We do.

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Mr. Fox [Mr. Fox on a motorcycle speaking to a wolf off on a distant ridge] Where did you come from?

Mr. Fox What are you doing here?

Mr. Fox I don't think he speaks English or Latin

Mr. Fox Pensez-vous que l'hiver sera rude?

Mr. Fox [as an aside to Ash, Kris, and Kylie in the motorcycle] I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.

Mr. Fox I have a phobia of wolves.

Mr. Fox What a beautiful creature.

Mr. Fox [as an aside to Ash, Kris, and Kyle in the motorcycle] Wish him luck boys.

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Ash What's that white stuff around his mouth?

Kylie I think he eats soap.

Mr. Fox That's not soap.

Kylie Wha- why does he have that...

Mr. Fox He's rabid. With rabies.

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Mr. Fox I love you, Felicity.

Mrs. Fox I love you too. But I shouldn't have married you.

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[from trailer]

Mr. Fox Honey, I am seven non-fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.

[tears into his toast in an animalistic manner]

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Ash [Mr. Fox has just lost his tail in the shooting] It'll grow back, won't it?

Kylie Tails don't grow back.

Ash Tails don't grow back?

Kylie Uh-uh. 'Cept for lizards.

Mr. Fox Tails don't grow back. I'm gonna be tail-less for the rest of my life.

Ash Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right? I mean his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel. That's a lot worse than just a...

Kristofferson [ricochets an acorn around the room, which lands in the teacup he is holding] Excuse me, everyone. I'm gonna go meditate for half an hour.

[exits quickly]

Mrs. Fox [to Ash] You have got twenty-nine minutes to come up with a proper apology.

Ash Me? ME have an apology? He gets a bandit hat? He just got here, and he gets a bandit hat? Where's MY bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at? It's because, you... you... you think I'm no good at anything! Well, maybe you're right, thanks.

[stomps away angrily and slams door upon exit]

Kylie [to Mr. Fox] Told ya not to bring him.

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Petey [singing around a campfire with his banjo] 'Bout a handsome little fox let me sing you folks a yarn. / Hey, diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / 'Twas a splendid little feller full of wit 'n' grace 'n' charm. / Say, zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo doodle-dum! / Well, like any little critter needin' vittels for his littl'uns, / Well, he stole, and he cheated, and he lied just to survive. / With a doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

Other singers Doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum!

Petey Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

Other singers Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee!

Petey Doo-dah doo-day day...

Petey Let me take a little tick now to color in the scene: / 'Cross the valley lived three yokels name of Boggis, Bunce, and Bean. / Now these three crazy jackies had our hero on the run. / Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox-shootin' gun. / But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip / Dug as quick as a gopher that was hyper-ack-a-tive.

Other singers Yeah!

Petey Now those three farmers sit 'twhere there's a hole 'twas once a hill. / Singin' diddle-dee daddle-da doddle-do doodle-dum! / And as far as I can reckon they're a-settin' up there still. Singin' zippy-zee zappa-za yappy-yo...

Franklin Bean [standing behind him] What are you singing, Petey?

Petey Just... just making it up as I went- as I went along, really.

Franklin Bean That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey!

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Mr. Fox [to his wife] Badger's right. These farmers aren't gonna quit until they catch me. I shouldn't have lied to your face. I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started stealing chickens on the sly. I shouldn't have driven these farmers so far and cussed with their heads. I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it. But now there's only one way out of this. Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me, stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece...

Mrs. Fox You'll do no such thing.

Mr. Fox Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.

Mrs. Fox [in tears] Oh, why did you have to get us into this, Foxy?

Mr. Fox I don't know, but I have a possible theory. I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think I'm the greatest, the quote-unquote Fantastic Mr. Fox. And if people aren't knocked out and dazzled and slightly intimidated by me, I don't feel good about myself. Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey, and outsmart predators, and that's what I'm good at. I think at the end of the day, I'm just...

Mrs. Fox I know, we're wild animals.

Mr. Fox Hmm. I guess we always were. I promise you, if I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down. It was always more fun when we did it together, anyway.

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Mr. Fox A Titanium Card?

[whistles]

Mr. Fox How did you qualify for this?

Kylie I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credits

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[from trailer]

Mrs. Fox You know, you really are... fantastic.

Mr. Fox I try.

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Mr. Fox I don't want to live in a hole anymore. It makes me feel poor.

Mrs. Fox We ARE poor... but we're happy.

Mr. Fox Comme ci, comme ca. Anyway, the views are better above ground.

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Ash There's a lot of attitudes going on around here... don't let me get one.

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Beaver's Son We don't like you and we hate your dad. Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.

Ash I'm not gonna eat mud!

Beaver's Son Cuss yeah you are.

[he picks up a large glob of mud and shoves it in Ash's face. Ash makes a gagging sound but does not react further]

Kristofferson [takes off his shoes] Don't do that.

Beaver's Son Why'd you take your shoes off?

Kristofferson So I don't break your nose when I kick it.

[he proceeds to take Beaver's son out with some precision karate moves, ending with a throwdown in the mud. Beaver's son walks away quietly sobbing]

Ash I can fight my own fights.

Kristofferson [turns to Ash] No you can't...

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Mr. Fox The whole time I was putting paw over paw with your mother digging beside me, and I thought to myself: I wonder who this little boy...

Ash Or girl!

Mr. Fox Right, 'cause at the time we didn't know. I wonder who this little boy or girl is gonna be? Ash, I'm so glad he was you.

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Kylie Apple juice... apple juice flood...

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Rat Look at you, girl! You're still as fine looking as a creme brulee!

Mrs. Fox Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?

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Mrs. Fox [sees her husband, Kris and Kylie sneaking through the kitchen] Another book party?

Mr. Fox [surprised] Oh! I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.

[grins sheepishly]

Mr. Fox Yeah! No actually, there's a fire. I just got the call; they said maybe it's arson. I've got to interview the marshal and see if it's...

Mrs. Fox [turns on the light] Kylie, is he telling the truth?

Kylie I... I don't want to be put into the middle of this!

Mr. Fox Thanks, Kylie.

Mrs. Fox Why is he wearing that bandit hat?

[points at Kris, wearing a bandit hat]

Mr. Fox His ears were cold. He's not with us.

[to Kris]

Mr. Fox Go back to bed.

[Kris leaves and closes the door]

Mrs. Fox If what I think is happening, IS happening... it better not be.

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[Mr. Fox prepares for the final showdown with the farmers]

Mr. Fox Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife - and you shot off my tail. I'm not leaving here without that necktie.

Franklin Bean Kill him!

[the Fox family ducks under a hail of gunfire. Pause while the farmers all reload]

Mr. Fox Actually, we should just go. Where'd I park?

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Rat The boy is being held in an apple crate on top of a gun cabinet in the attic of Bean Annex.

Mr. Fox Would you have told me if I hadn't killed you first?

Rat Never.

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Mr. Fox In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because I don't like the toast I was giving. I'm gonna start over. When I look down this table, with the exquisite feast set before us, I see: two terrific lawyers, a skilled pediatrician, a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician, pretty good minnow fisherman, and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today. Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time, Who knows? I tend to doubt it.

[pause]

Mr. Fox I also see a room full of wild animals. Wild animals, with true natures and pure talents. Wild animals with scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA. Wild animals each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species. Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us that might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew, and letting me make it up to you for getting us into this, this crazy... whatever it is. I don't know. It's just a thought. Thank you for listening. Cheers, everyone.

[mimics draining an imaginary glass and smashing it to the floor]

Kylie Let's eat!

[everyone stares at Kylie]

Kylie What? I was just playin' along with the bit he was doing...

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Rat Y'all are trespassin' now. *Illegally*.

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Mr. Fox Ash, are you mad at me? I understand if you are and I'm sorry; I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I had realized you would feel this way. It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural... I mean... I mean look at him dig!

[View changes to Kristofferson, Kylie and Mrs. Fox digging, with Kristofferson leading with athletic determination, then switches back]

Mr. Fox Anyway, I'm sorry if you feel any...

Ash [as he shoves dirt in his ears] You know what? I'm just gonna put dirt in my ears. Ow... That's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking.

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Mr. Fox Alright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?

[Linda raises her hand]

Mr. Fox Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper?

[she holds up some paper]

Mr. Fox Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?

Mole I can see in the dark.

Mr. Fox That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?

Linda Otter Got it.

Mr. Fox Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!

Rabbit I'm fast.

Mr. Fox You bet you are. Linda?

Linda Otter Got it.

Mr. Fox Beaver! Castor Fiber!

Beaver I can chew through wood.

Mr. Fox Amazing! Linda!

Linda Otter Got it.

Mr. Fox Badger! Meles Meles!

Badger Demolitions expert.

Mr. Fox What? Since when?

Badger Explosions! Flames! Burning things!

Mr. Fox Demolitions expert! OK! Linda?

Linda Otter Got it.

Mr. Fox [grabs Weasel] WEASEL! MUSTELA NIVALIS!

Weasel Stop yelling!

Mr. Fox Ha! Ha-ha! Whoo! Okay. Ash, you and Agnes team up with these little kids and form some KP unit to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.

Ash Done.

[turns to Agnes]

Ash What's KP?

Agnes I think it means janitors.

[Ash spits]

Field Mouse Hey-hey! I wanna go with you! I wanna fight!

Mr. Fox Good, fabulous! Microtus pennsylvanicus!

[the field mouse laughs]

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Ash [points to a sign Agnes carries] What's that stand for?

Agnes Huh? It's for, uh, it's for pep... pep.

Ash It's a K.

Coach Skip [runs into frame, grabs a bottle from the cooler; to players] Come on, now! Look alive!

[to score-keeper]

Coach Skip 'Atta boy.

[runs out of frame]

Agnes [to Ash, about Kristofferson] We're going steady.

[Ash exclaims angrily]

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Mr. Fox My suicide mission's been cancelled. We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.

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Mr. Fox Wake up, everybody, they're digging us out!

Mrs. Fox They'll kill the children!

Mr. Fox Over my dead body they will!

Mrs. Fox That's what I'm saying, you'd be dead too in that scenario!

Mr. Fox Well, I'm arguing against that!

Mrs. Fox What are you talking about?

Mr. Fox WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

Kylie STOP, STOP, STOP! You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again!

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Kylie Hey, I didn't get a job yet, or a Latin name. What's my strength?

Mr. Fox Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. Your job is really, just to... be available, I think. I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they even had opossums in Ancient Rome.

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Kristofferson Uh, do you mind if I slide my bed roll slightly out from under the train set? It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.

Ash [in the top bunk] There's a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one.

Kristofferson No, it's only just my spinal cord getting...

Ash Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed! I'll just uh... I'll crawl under the bookcase! Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?

Kristofferson Never mind.

Ash Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cuz I've had it up to HERE

[gestures with his hand]

Ash with the "sad houseguest" routine.

[Ash turns off the light and continues to read his White Cape comic in bed]

Kristofferson Good night.

[he lies down under the train set and begins to quietly sob; Ash comes down, turns on the train, Kris gets up and they watch it]

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Badger Don't buy this tree, Foxy. You're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate, plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country for someone of your type of species.

Mr. Fox You're exaggerating, Badger.

Badger [chuckles] I'm sugar-coating it, man. This is Boggis, Bunce, and Bean, three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers in the history of this valley.

Mr. Fox Really? Tell me about them.

Badger All right. Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer, probably the most successful in the world. He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper, and dessert. That's twelve in total per diem. Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer. He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf, and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. His food is home-made donuts with smashed-up goose livers injected into them. Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer. He invented his own species of each. He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider, which he makes from his apples. He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living. The local human children sing a kind of... eerie little rhyme about them. Here, listen to this.

[turns on the radio]

Children's Song [singing] Boggis, Bunce, and Bean / One fat, one short, one lean / Those horrible crooks, so different in looks / were nonetheless equally mean.

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Badger [opens letter from Boggis,Bunce and Bean] Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines?

Kylie To protect their identities. Oh, right, but then why did they sign their names? Plus, we already know who they are, because they're trying to kill us.

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Mr. Fox [after animals have dug through the wall] You scared the cuss out of us!

Badger A lot of good animals...

[starts screaming]

Badger ... are probably going to die, because of you! We've been digging in circles for three days! Half the woods have been obliterated, nobody can get out! Right now, my wife is at the bottom of a flint mine with no food, no water, and 27 starving animal brats!

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Mr. Fox That was pure wild animal craziness.

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Ash Can I ask you a question?

Kristofferson You may.

Ash What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel talking to yourself for an hour and forty-five minutes? It's - it's weird.

Kristofferson My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...

Ash Yeah? Well, that's great. But I worry more about what that does for your reputation than whether or not you have beagle ticks or not.

Kristofferson I don't. Nor pelt lice.

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Rat [Drinking from Bean's Cider] ... Like melted gold.

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Mrs. Fox If we're still alive in the morning I want you to find another line of work.

Mr. Fox Okay.

Title Card Two years later - 12 fox-years.

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Bean's Son Dad is on fire!

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Mr. Fox I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.

Kylie We're breaking into Bean's *house*?

Mr. Fox Cellar.

Kylie Where he *lives*?

Mr. Fox Where he keeps the cider.

Ash [appears behind them] *Below* where he lives.

Mr. Fox [takes] Where'd you come from? Why don't you go back to the tree and do your homework?

Ash I want to help you steal some cider.

Mr. Fox *We're* going to a *book* party, and keep your mouth shut about any cider, because no one ever said that! Now get out of here!

Ash But, ah...

Mr. Fox But nothing! You're gonna get me in a lot of trouble! Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated.

[Ash frowns, twitches, and spits]

Mr. Fox One, two, three!

[Mr. Fox points in the direction of the tree. Ash stomps off, growling]

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Kristofferson Divide that by nine please!

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Mr. Fox Here, put this bandit hat on.

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Mr. Fox One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail for a necktie.

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Mr. Fox [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.

Squirrel It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!

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[first lines]

Mr. Fox What'd the doctor say?

Mrs. Fox Nothing. Supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills.

Mr. Fox I told you, you probably just ate some bad gristle.

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Franklin Bean Any fox problems?

Walter Boggis Are you joking?

Nathan Bunce It's horrible!

Walter Boggis We're miserable!

Nathan Bunce He's laughing at us!

Walter Boggis It's humiliating!

Nathan Bunce We're furious!

Walter Boggis I don't even want to talk about it.

Franklin Bean [drinks a glass of cider] Perhaps we ought to kill him.

Walter Boggis Well, that seems rather obvious.

Nathan Bunce He's too sneaky!

Franklin Bean Ah, yes. He's very clever, isn't he? Might be a bit difficult, I suppose.

[shoots every light around in one fluid movement]

Franklin Bean But I already figured out where this fox lives. So tomorrow night, we'll camp in the bushes, wait for him to come out of the hole in the tree, and shoot the cuss to smithereens. How does that grab you, fellas?

Walter Boggis Yeah, don't see why not.

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Mr. Fox [giving a toast] Now I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to say something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think is probably true: we beat 'em. We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras de... Where did the boys go?

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Rabbit There's only one way out of this sewer. But the manhole cover's closed... and there's a station wagon parked on it. Which means we're permanently stuck down here.

Badger You still think we beat them, Foxy?

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Badger Mr. Fox having resolved a new plan, Badger says "Well, I guess we should, ah, probably split into a certain number of groups, and start doing something. Right?

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Franklin Bean Boggis, how many men, did you got working on your farm?

Walter Boggis 35.

Franklin Bean Bunce.

Nathan Bunce 36.

Franklin Bean That... Carry the zero, divide by two... That's 108 all together.

[picks up the pocket communicator]

Franklin Bean Petey, drop everything and assemble all 108 members of our three combined work forces. We'll starve them out, then kill them. Starting in shall we say, 15 minutes?

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Mr. Fox Why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?

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Mr. Fox Beagles love blueberries.

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Kristofferson [accompanying Fox and Kylie on a raid] I must say, I'm pleased to be invited but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.

Mr. Fox Why not?

Kristofferson Because I don't like to be dishonest with people.

Mr. Fox Well, just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem.

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Walter Boggis We should have kept out of it.

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[after the shooting]

Franklin Bean [into radio] Petey? Sorry to wake you. Can I trouble you to dash out here right away with, shall we say, three shovels, two pickaxes, five hundred rounds of ammunition, and... a bottle of apple cider?

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Franklin Bean They took everything? Let me call you back, Petey.

[hangs up his telephone]

Walter Boggis Well, they could be anywhere by now.

Nathan Bunce They're digging right under our feet.

Walter Boggis Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.

Nathan Bunce We should've stayed out of it.

[In anger, Bean sweeps things off the table and throws it over, rips two yellow curtains, breaks boomboxes and smashes the chair. Bean pants and then marches to sweep books and a boombox from the shelf. He barsts outside and kicks the can, then throws the bike, then picks up the wrench and stops to see his alcoholic apple cider machine still functioning]

Franklin Bean I've got an idea.

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Badger I just intercepted this Radio Transmission on the Tin Can!

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Rabbit [Crosses himself]

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Ash Why didn't I get shot at?

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Kylie You're paranoid, Foxy.

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Mr. Fox Am I STILL Paranoid?

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Mrs. Fox Are we still poor?

Mr. Fox Less so.

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Fantastic Mr. Fox Movie Quotes