Casper Meets Wendy Movie Quotes
Wendy
I have no friends, none, and my family treats me like sludge.
Voice of Casper
I hear that.
Wendy
And then you come along and I finally feel like I'm somebody... But I'm supposed to hate you. It doesn't make any sense. But we still are friends, right?
Voice of Casper
Wendy, friends doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.
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The Oracle
Attention, please listen, here is the latest: Desmond is now gone and Wendy is the greatest!
Geri
Her? She's the greatest witch?
The Oracle
She has done something no other can boast; This little witch befriended a ghost. So Wendy is the greatest, it is her I select. Someday she'll be queen, so show some respect!
Geri
Go Wendy!
Gabby
We always knew you had it in you!
Fanny
Yeah! Wendy for president!
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Wendy
Mornings would be better if they happened in the afternoon.
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Wendy
If my aunts find out I'm friends with a ghost, they'll throw a witchy fit and I won't get to see you any more.
Voice of Casper
And my uncles say no self-respecting ghost would talk to a nasty, snaggle-toothed, wart-ridden, hagged out...
Wendy
Hey!
Voice of Casper
Sorry.
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Voice of Fatso
The only good fleshie is a scared fleshie!
Voice of Casper
But why do you scare them?
Voice of Fatso
'Cause they can't scare back.
Voice of Stinky
Uhh... except for witches.
Voice of Casper
What's wrong with witches?
Voice of Stretch
Wake up and smell the coffin! Witches are fleshies with power! Now go unpack the stuff, washcloth!
Voice of Casper
Geez, Louise, what a buncha grumps.
[sadly floats out the door]
Voice of Stretch
Ahh, this is the afterlife.
Voice of Fatso
Zzzz...
Voice of Casper
[comes back in through the door, shouts]
Witches!
Voice of Fatso
Voice of Fatso, Voice of Stinky, Voice of Stretch: [yell] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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[the trio has possessed three human guys and have noticed Wendy's aunts]
Voice of Stretch
Maybe it's just this body, but those chicks look extra-crispy.
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Voice of Casper
You're late.
Wendy
My aunts locked me in! Ever crawl through a bathroom window?
Voice of Casper
No knees, remember?
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Wendy
They were fast but I was faster / Paint these ghosts with a coat of plaster.
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Wendy
Casper?
Voice of Casper
Yeah?
Wendy
I know this is gonna sound really lame and all, but this has been the best day of my life!
Voice of Casper
Me too! Well, except for the life part.
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[Wendy's aunts are mixing a potion]
Geri
Did you put in enough belladonna?
Gabby
Speaking of belladonna, I knew one. A Donna, that is. She had two kids, so I guess that makes her a MA-Donna! Get it? Madonna?
[glare]
Gabby
Oh, all right. I'll shut up.
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Desmond Spellman
Oracle of the Mirror, show yourself.
The Oracle
You summoned? Ha ha ha!
Desmond Spellman
Don't take that tone with me. You're a slave of the mirror, and the mirror belongs to the greatest witch of all-- Moi.
The Oracle
Yes, Master. Command me as you will.
Desmond Spellman
Very well. Give me the stock quotes, the weather, and the witch rankings.
The Oracle
Here's your news. The skies are blue, the Dow Industrials are up by two, you've been the greatest for year after year, but as of today you have something to fear. Haha!
Desmond Spellman
What? Who could be greater than Desmond Spellman?
The Oracle
Wendy --Ooh-- the good little witch.
Desmond Spellman
Good witch?
[the Oracle sends a picture of Wendy to the fax machine, Desmond picks it up]
Desmond Spellman
There's no such animal.
The Oracle
It is true, all the same, on this you can bank. Unless you act now, you will forfeit your rank.
Desmond Spellman
But, she's just a little child. What's so dangerous about her?
The Oracle
Humble, yes, but in exile, she'll change, thanks to the help of an ally most *strange*. If witches and spirits unite as friends, she will be the greatest, and your power will end!
Desmond Spellman
Don't try to scare me, you cheap antique! Just... tell me how to get rid of this little mall rat.
The Oracle
There's no adios to compare with this-- behold!
[shows an image of a swirling vortex]
The Oracle
The dreaded Mystic Abyss. Human or witch or creature not mortal, all will be lost when they step through this portal! Hahaha!
Desmond Spellman
Perfect!
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Wendy
Enjoy your bath Joshy.
Josh Jackson
Nobody makes Josh Jackman look like a geek!
[he gets hit by an inflatable ball]
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[Human Stinky sneezes all over a lady]
Lady
Oh! You're disgusting!
Human Stinky
Sorry, Lady. Didn't know... snot polite.
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