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Mamma Mia! Movie Quotes

Rosie [to Tanya] Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.
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Sophie I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mom, and I love you so much.
Donna [hugging her] Oh, Soph!
Donna [to the congregation] And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.
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Donna Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
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Sky You must be Tanya. I've heard so much about you.
Tanya Oh. All bad, I hope.
Sky Yes.
Donna And all true!
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Sophie [reading Donna's diary] "We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and... dot, dot, dot."
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Harry Bright Donna must be tearing her hair out doing this wedding on her own. What would the father of the bride normally do?
Tanya Pay.
[beat]
Tanya Though my dad drew the line at my third.
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Donna Why are you here? What are you doing here?
Bill I'm writing a travel piece.
Harry Bright I'm, I'm here on a spontaneous holiday.
Sam Carmichael Er, I just dropped in to say... hi.
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Rosie [to Donna, holding up Tanya's underwear] Does she wear it or floss with it?
Tanya Floss you!
Donna Is it edible Tanya?
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Rosie [to Tanya] It's very Greek.
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Rosie Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
Tanya Mother? We're the same age!
Rosie Yeah. Well, parts of us are.
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Sam Carmichael Am I getting this right? Sophie may be mine, but she may be Bill's or Harry's?
Donna Yeah. Yes! That's right. And don't get all self-righteous with me, because you have no one but yourself to blame!
Sophie Yeah, if you hadn't just dumped my mother and gone off and married somebody else...
Sam Carmichael Hey, hey, wait a minute. I had to go home. I was engaged. But I told Lorraine I couldn't marry her and I came right back!
Donna You... you... Why didn't you call me?
Sam Carmichael Because I was crazy enough to think that you would be waiting for me. Only when I arrived, they told me you were off with some other guy. So... Lorraine called me an idiot and married me to prove it.
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Donna [at the wedding ceremony] And welcome to... to... Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here.
Sophie I know. I invited him.
Donna You couldn't have. I don't know which one it is.
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Tanya [before singing 'Does Your Mother Know'] Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.
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Donna You sound like you're having fun already.
Lisa Oh, we are.
Donna [nostalgically] I used to have fun.
Ali Oh, we *know*!
[Donna looks puzzled]
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Donna [about the three "dads"] They have no right to turn up like this. What have they ever done for their daughter? Huh?
Rosie Donna, Donna, they didn't know she existed.
Donna Well, they didn't need to know, did they? I've done a great job with Soph all by myself, and I won't be muscled out by an e... jaculation!
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Tanya Whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party! El Rock Chick Supremo!
Donna I grew up.
Tanya Well, then, grow back down again!
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Pepper [preparing a cocktail for Tanya] Now, baby, this should tickle your taste buds.
Tanya Down, big fella. I'm old enough to be your mother.
Rosie Grandmother.
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Donna [about the possible dads] I don't know where they are, I don't know why they're here, and I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut!
Tanya Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Don't you sound like your mother!
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Sophie I want the perfect wedding, and I want my father to give me away.
Ali Better be a wide aisle!
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Donna Okay, now, the thing about the toilet... If it doesn't flush right away, just go, and come back in a while, and it should... Nothing works around here, except for me.
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Donna I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
Bill I have a boat, Donna.
Donna You have a boat? Good, get on it. And, er, anchors aweigh!
Donna Away aweigh!
Sam Carmichael Donna...
Bill Bill, Sam Carmichael, Harry Bright: [together] It's good to see you!
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Harry Bright Bugger.
Sam Carmichael My sentiments exactly.
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Rosie [regarding Sam, Bill and Harry] Now, listen, listen, what we're gonna do is... we'll get them plastered tonight, and then tomorrow, Tanya and I will take them fishing.
Tanya Fishing? Oh, please!
Rosie What do you suggest we do with three men?
Tanya Well, then, now, THAT takes me back.
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Sophie You took... Mom's guitar!
Harry Bright No, I borrowed it. Look... Now, where is it? "D.S." - Donna Sheridan, and, er, "H.B." - Head-Banger.
Sam Carmichael Sam Carmichael, Bill: [both] "Head-Banger"?
Harry Bright I bought her this. It cost me ten quid, plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. Your mother knew quite a rebel.
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Tanya [to Sophie] I bet you don't remember me.
Rosie Not with all that plastic surgery.
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Rosie [in a very Cockney accent] Excuse me! Hello! This is a hen party. Women only! Thank you.
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Sky It's my stag do - my last night of freedom. Which is how some people might see it. But for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life.
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Sky [talking about Sam, Bill, and Harry] You invited these guys and you didn't tell me?
Sophie No, I thought you would... try to stop me. I *know* I messed up...
Sky Sophie... is that what this whole big white wedding is about? You finding your dad?
Sophie No, no!
Sky I wanted to take a boat to the mainland with a couple of witnesses, and you *insisted* on this sodding circus so you could play happy families.
Sophie It's about knowing who I am and... and I wanted to get married knowing who I am!
Sky That doesn't come from finding your father. That comes from finding yourself, and... The irony is, I was travelling to find *myself*, and... I put everything on hold, for you. Because I loved you, and I wanted what you wanted. Now I don't know.
Sophie You don't know if you love me.
Sky Of course I *love* you. I just wish you'd told me!
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Tanya All that fricking yoga's made my feet bigger.
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Tanya [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna What do you mean?
Tanya Are you getting any?
Donna Oh, you mean...
[turns on the drill, making loud noises]
Donna [to the drill] Down, boy. Down, boy! No, it takes too much energy.
Rosie Yeah, just more plumbing to be maintained, isn't it?
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[Bill has just realized that he might be Sophie's father]
Sophie You know what comes next?
Bill Well, you're not going to tell me that you have a twin sister, are you?
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Sam Carmichael [after Donna falls on Harry's air bed] You always knew how to make an entrance.
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Rosie [looking down the hatch of Bill's boat] Cooee!
Bill Heey! Right in time for breakfast. We're serving up the works here.
[he turns around, revealing his bare bottom]
Rosie Oh! Think you just did!
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Donna Sky! Come meet my backup girls.
Rosie Rosie, Tanya: Backup girls, my arse!
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Donna I better be dreaming, you better not be here.
Bill You want me to pinch you Donna?
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Tanya [looks in the basket that a local woman is holding] Waaaaaahhh!
[Tanya catches herself]
Rosie It's just a fish!
[some people chuckle around them]
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Sophie God, I love Sky and I want to be with him and I... I don't want my children growing up, not knowing who their father is, because it's just, it's crap!
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Sophie I'm so glad you're here because... I have a secret, and I can't tell anybody else.
Ali Sophie! You're knocked up?
Sophie No! no! no! Um... I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Lisa You are joking!
Ali You found him at last?
Sophie No! No, no, no, no, no. Not exactly.
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Sam Carmichael The last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again.
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Sophie Do you think I'm letting you down?
Donna Why would you even think that?
Sophie Oh, because... of what you've done. I mean, the Dynamos, raising a kid... and running a business, all on your own.
Donna Well, honey - I didn't have a choice. I couldn't go home. You know? When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back. And I wouldn't have had it any other way. My God, look at what *we've* had.
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Tanya [when a crack appears in the courtyard] What's going on?
Donna [laughs] D'you feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here.
[she snatches the bottle of champagne from Tanya's hands and walks off]
Donna Don't think about it. Come on. Let's go have fun.
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Donna Ohh, look at my baby, her whole life ahead of her!
Sophie Oh *please*, I'm getting married, I'm not joining a convent!
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Rosie [talking about Sophie] She's a chip off the old block!
Donna If she were more like *me*, she wouldn't be getting married at 20.
Tanya Or married at all!
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Sam Carmichael I see you kept my bagpipes.
Donna They're supposed to ward off unwanted visitors.
Sam Carmichael Oh, you don't need bagpipes to do that.
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Harry Bright [introducing himself] I'm Bright. Harry Bright.
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Rosie I'm a lone wolf!
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Sam Carmichael I've done the big white wedding, and believe me, it doesn't always end in "happy ever after".
Sophie That is you, that's not me! Okay? I love Sky more than anything in the world, and I... Arrgh! Did you feel that way before you got married?
Sam Carmichael [thinks about that] No.
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Sam Carmichael [while Donna and the Dynamos are singing "Super Trouper"] Our song!
Harry Bright Your song? It's *my* song!
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