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A Lesson in Love Movie Quotes

Nix, David's Daughter Mummy naturally has a lover when you have a mistress.
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Nix, David's Daughter Aren't you afraid of dying?
Professor Henrik Erneman Not a bit.
Nix, David's Daughter Do you believe in God?
Professor Henrik Erneman If by God you mean life, then I do. I believe in this life and the next, in all kinds of life.
Professor Henrik Erneman Just a part of life. How dull if everything was always the same. You die and begin a new life.
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Narrator This comedy might have been a tragedy but the gods were kind. The teacher of this lesson is neither the author nor the actors, but life itself with its absurd twists.
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David Erneman Life at its best is cooperation.
Nix, David's Daughter But love's stupid!
David Erneman Not the real kind. But to wallow in physical love is to be like the baboons.
Nix, David's Daughter Then you're a baboon.
David Erneman Maybe.
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David Erneman Women adore being married.
Marianne Erneman How naive.
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David Erneman Let's not lose a single day, night or hour. Give me back your heart - - I'll tend to it like a holy relic. My darling!
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David Erneman The marital bed is the death of love!
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Nix, David's Daughter Have you seen my hands? I want to make something - not just sun-bathe, read silly magazines and think about love.
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Nurse Lisa If I were not a god-fearing woman I'd say: HELL!
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Nix, David's Daughter Can you operate on a woman and make her a man? The papers say it's possible. Operate on me! I'm sick of being a woman.
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Susanne Verin You're a beast! Spoilt, brutal, cynical. A gynecologist who knows nothing about women!
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David Erneman I'm not a passionate he-man, but a tired wretch full of remorse.
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David Erneman No disturbing symptoms. But I'd better examine you. Please get undressed.
Susanne Verin Do you think I'm pretty?
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Susanne Verin What's it like to see women undressing all day? I'm so scared. You'll be nice to me?
David Erneman Get undressed, others are waiting.
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Susanne Verin It's delicious when you scold me!
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Marianne Erneman Don't let that silly kiss give you ideas. My mind's made up. Never again!
David Erneman Never again what?
Marianne Erneman I don't know. But never again.
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Lise, the Girl in Bar David! Don't you recognize me? Kiss your little Lise.
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David Erneman If I were to have an affair with you what a terrible chain reaction there would be.
Susanne Verin Nobody need know.
David Erneman I prefer my simple life with its small joys and cares, my slippers by the quiet fire, to your perfumed body and devouring flame that sweeps over home, children, decency and leads to nothing at all. Go now, Susanne. Leave me in peace.
Susanne Verin You love me.
David Erneman No. But I desire you. I want your fire to burn away my dull apathy and the waste heap of grey monotony. Is that absurd and silly?
Susanne Verin Don't talk. Kiss me.
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David Erneman It's my inalienable right to go on being a bore.
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Susanne Verin Infidelity is an invention of moralists and gossips.
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David Erneman Of course I noticed you last summer. Your fragrance was everywhere I dreamt of you. You were summer itself.
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Sam, the Erneman's Chauffeur Maybe God's a woman.
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David Erneman Woman is life itself with its delights and miseries.
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Travelling salesman in train Some book. Modern literature, eh?
David Erneman "Arterial Circulation in the Womb and Secondary Sex-Glands and Their Functions"
Travelling salesman in train With pictures, eh?
David Erneman Yes, but dull ones.
Marianne Erneman Could I have a light?
[Traveling Salesman rushes to light her cigarette]
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Travelling salesman in train What a woman! What lips, what a bosom! She seems interested.
David Erneman In what?
Travelling salesman in train In me, of course.
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Nix, David's Daughter Mummy's so nervous. It's not good for a mature woman to be without a man.
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Nix, David's Daughter My best friend Eva, we've always been chums. She was to spend the summer here and we were going to swim and fish and have fun. She's changed and uses lipstick and curlers and wiggles her hips in a swim-suit a size too small. She with her great fat behind! Everything I wanted to do she said was silly.
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David Erneman We try to be ourselves and find we're other people too.
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Marianne Erneman I often think what power a gynecologist has over women. Don't you ever feel tempted?
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Marianne Erneman A woman wants to feel she's a woman - not a wife. It's for the husband to find out how.
David Erneman A job for millionaires.
Marianne Erneman A hobby for men.
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David Erneman We must tell Carl-Adam.
Marianne Erneman He'll kill you.
David Erneman With every right. I"m his best friend.
Marianne Erneman Let's make love first.
David Erneman Marianne, no. Business before pleasure.
Marianne Erneman What character!
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Vicar at the wedding [Marianne and Carl-Adam start fighting] Peace, my friends!
Carl-Adam Who's the injured one? Here am I in my innocence...
Marianne Erneman Innocent! With girls by the dozen posing both vertically and horizontally. You're a lecherous old goat!
Carl-Adam A gentle creature like me was to marry that shrew!
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Marianne Erneman I'm through doing your chores, exposing my superb bust - - through with your stupid art and immorality... your bragging and your idiotic virility!
Carl-Adam And I'm sick of your tantrums! Who dragged you out of the gutter? Made you famous? You're not worthy to lick my boots! I've given you bed and board and gin!
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Carl-Adam Clear out before I kill you and your la-di-da friend!
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Marianne Erneman I'm done with playing the wife. It's a poor part anyway.
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David Erneman Every morning I'll sing of your beautiful body and soul, at noon lay flowers at your feet, at night be the fiery lover.
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Marianne Erneman Sometimes you might have praised my beauty, pretended I was the best lover in the world... though we both know I'm not. Why did we never make-believe?
David Erneman In this land of perpetual winter? When I'm ashamed of my skinny arms and fat tummy? It's asking too much!
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Svea Erneman Stop. Have you got your long underwear on?
[Nods his head yes]
Svea Erneman You're fibbing.
Professor Henrik Erneman Must you discuss it in front of everybody? All right, I've short underwear on! It's my birthday.
Svea Erneman And tomorrow it'll be your rheumatism. Go and change.
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Marianne Erneman Sometimes my body aches for a baby. They smell so nice... Oh, to hold them! To give them the breast! I shudder with delight to think of it!
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Marianne Erneman [David walks up from behind and kisses her neck] What are you doing?
David Erneman I love you. I've always loved you. I always will.
Marianne Erneman Amen.
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Carl-Adam Women love great artists. Don't they, girlie?
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Marianne Erneman How could you kiss that shameless little slut?
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David Erneman I'm going to kiss the prettiest girl in Denmark!
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Carl-Adam Something must have happened to her.
David Erneman The bride's always late. She has a lot to do. Settle with her past, take leave of her virginity...
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Marianne Erneman You think the fruit is yours for the taking, but it will be a very sour apple. Some things I don't easily forget.
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Marianne Erneman Remember that sunny morning last winter when I was posing for Carl-Adam? The look you gave me!
David Erneman I saw you naked for the first time.
Marianne Erneman You blushed so sweetly and that lout said, "And he's to be a gynecologist!"
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Carl-Adam Only impotent men are faithful and they have unfaithful wives.
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David Erneman Your virtue is impregnable.
Marianne Erneman What do you know of my virtue? Woman is not virtuous by nature. You men have created virginity and virtue, chastity and innocence.
Marianne Erneman No! Not at all. A man can be immoral and he's only a "he-man". But a woman who satisfies her instincts is a strumpet.
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Marianne Erneman What is love anyway? A strenuous grimace which ends in a yawn.
David Erneman How cynical.
Marianne Erneman Your own words.
David Erneman Fiddlesticks! Tommyrot!
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David Erneman You little minx!
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