Save the Green Planet Movie Quotes
Michelle
You can't beat me because you are a loser and I'm a winner and that's fucking life!
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Michelle
Where's my hair?
Teddy
Your hair has been destroyed.
Michelle
You shaved off my hair?
Teddy
Yes, we've shaved off your hair.
Michelle
Why have you shaved off my hair?
Teddy
To prevent you from contacting your ship.
Michelle
My ship?
Teddy
Your ship.
Michelle
What ship?
Teddy
Your mothership.
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Michelle
And the hour is almost upon us. Yay!
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Michelle
I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well.
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Michelle
Primarily, I'm not an alien.
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Michelle
You go first.
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Casey
Look, Teddy, um, I know it was a long time ago, what I did to you, man...
Teddy
It's fine.
Casey
No, it wasn't fine. It was wrong, but I promise you it's not because I liked it. It was just, you know, probably some weird power thing. I was-I was young and lost, and I promise you, dude, I never, ever did that to anybody else.
Teddy
Just forget it. It's done. Seriously.
Casey
Really?
Teddy
Mm-hmm.
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Teddy
Because I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to say that I'm in some kind of Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop, and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms, and all that weak hegemonic horseshit. But that is precisely the limp-dick rhetoric that you've been instructed to counter the human insurgency with. That's the fucking hyper-normalized dialectic by which you've convinced seven and half billion people that they're not your captives. To keep us believing in these fucking false institutional, fucking 'shy-boleths'.
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Michelle
Holy fucking fucker! Jesus Christ. Every time. What is it?
Chris
Skills and identities...
Michelle
To foster a new generation of Auxolith talent. Okay, let's reset.
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Teddy
I want you to know... this is really difficult for me as well. You killed my family, you killed my community, you killed my co-workers and you killed the bees. So given that, you should really appreciate how professional I'm being by not gutting you.
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Teddy
[after slapping Michelle] Everybody denies it at first. And then they confess.
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[first lines]
Teddy
It all starts with something... magnificent. A flower. Just a flower. Then a honeybee. Very fragile. Very complicated. The bee gathers pollen and deposits it in another flower's stigma. It's like sex but cleaner. And nobody gets hurt.
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Michelle
The 5:30 thing.
Corey
Uh-huh?
Michelle
Look, I know you sent the e-mail already, but I need you to let everyone know that they're free to leave at 5:30 from now on, starting today, okay? But do it in a way that's, you know, what we talked about.
Corey
Yeah, of course.
Michelle
We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it's not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutly stay and continue to work. But it's not strictly enforced. Altough we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so "let your conscience guide you" kind of thing. Yeah? Good.
Corey
I'll definitely let them know.
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Teddy
I know who you are. I know what you are.
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Michelle
About bees? Uh... Complex society. Work ethic. They do their duty, they build their worlds without complaint or piety or self-obsession.
Teddy
Mm-hmm. All true. Which is why they're so easy to exploit, right?
Michelle
I just admire their resolve. That's all. Even in the face of peril.
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Michelle
Three, two, one!
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Michelle
I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. I'd very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien.
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Teddy
A degree from a university? From a credentials scam for laundering privilege? Amazing
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Teddy
99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise.
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Michelle
[bashing Michelle in the kneecap] That's for Don, you fucking virus.
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Michelle
You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?
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Michelle
And the hour's almost upon us. Yay!
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Teddy
We're just levelling the playing field. It's not torture. Torture is what it's done to us.
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Teddy
Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance. Despite our general suspicion and disavowal of all extant governing bodies, and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan, are not subject to the human rights guidelines detailed in the Geneva Conventions, we nevertheless endeavour to adhere to those guidelines out of the humanist principles to which they aspire.
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Don
How can you tell them apart?
Teddy
Well, you have to know where to look. There are signs.
Don
What about these people?
Teddy
No, no, they're fine. I mean, they're not fine-fine, but hollowed. You know, like the rest of us. Harmless. Hopeless. And that's the way they planned it. To make us the same as the bees. A dead colony, atomised in a trillion directions with no way home again.
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