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The Big Sick Movie Quotes

Terry So, uh, 9/11.

[everyone looks at Terry expectantly]

Terry No I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation with

[gestures at Kumail]

Terry about it. With

[gestures again at Kumail]

Terry people.

Kumail You've never talked to people about 9/11?

Terry No what's your, what's your stance?

Kumail What's my stance on 9/11? Oh um, anti. It was a tragedy, I mean we lost 19 of our best guys.

Beth Huh?

Kumail That was a joke, obviously. 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. And it's not funny to joke about it.

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Emily [Whilst using her phone to book an uber] Listen, I had a really nice time, thank you very much. I'm just going to like, call an Uber, go home and I hope

[gets interrupted by Kumail's phone alert]

Emily Just...

Kumail [showing Emily the Uber request] Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.

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Emily I didn't heckle you, just woo-hoo'd you. It's supportive.

Kumail Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.

Emily So, if I... if I yelled out like... *you're amazing in bed*, that'd be a heckle?

Kumail Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.

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[Kumails friends discuss Emilys medically induced coma]

Chris You know, it might be a good thing. Like, she might wake up with a new skill. Like, my cousin, blacked out once, and then, when he came to, he thought he knew a different language.

CJ Did he?

Chris No. Apparently, it was... It was just gibberish that he made up. It was brain damage.

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Sharmeen I was so worried. We saw on the news that a train derailed, and we thought that you were on the train, and you had died.

Kumail Nobody died on that train, ma.

Sharmeen But did they look under the train?

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Kumail [talking about Chris] He's like if a serial killer fucked an inspirational speaker.

CJ He's like Daniel Day-Lewis except he sucks.

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[Terry tells Kumail that he cheated on his wife]

Terry It was horrible, too. As soon as I was finished, as soon as I finished, I was like, "what did you fucking do? What did you just do?"

[Terry shouts at the top of his lungs]

Terry "What did you do?"

[Terry pauses]

Terry You know, that-that, uh, moment of clarity you get, right after an orgasm.

Kumail Yeah.

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Emily Were you available for rides while we were fucking?

Kumail Yeah, but I only looked a couple of times.

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Sam Highsmith [performing] I don't want kids. People say, "Sam, you're gonna love it. This kid... you're gonna have a kid. He's gonna be your best friend." A best friend that pukes on you and shits everywhere and is constantly screaming. I already *have* friends like that.

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Kumail So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?

Terry Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.

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