KevinIt's like this: you wake and watch TV, get in your car and listen to the radio you go to your little jobs or little school, but you don't hear about that on the 6 o'clock news, why? 'Cause nothing is really happening, and you go home and watch some more TV and maybe it's a fun night and you go out and watch a movie. I mean it's got so bad that half the people on TV, inside the TV, they're watching TV. What are these people watching, people like me?
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EvaHaven't you ever wished you had somebody else around to play with?
Kevin, 6-8 YearsThe boy puts his pee pee in the girls doo doo.
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Eva[standing at the counter of the miniature golf course, the mother sees a group of obese people and rails to her son]Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap.
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EvaYou just can't get uncomfortable enough can you?
Colin[Mr. Harland's demeanor changes abruptly and he leans in close to whisper something in her ear]Where do you get off, you stuck-up bitch? Do you think anybody else even wants you now?
[Eva, looking forlorn, stands up and leaves the Christmas party]
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Kevin[Eva walks into the dining room, pleased to see that Kevin has changed into clothes more appropriate for his age - but then he turns around with a humorless grin and her mouth drops open in disgust when she sees that he is gnawing on a whole chicken, getting it all over his face]... What? I was hungry!
FranklinKev, Mom had something that she wanted to tell you.
Eva[Eva looks appalled and despite her efforts she finds that this time, she is unable to fake any sort of love towards Kevin]I wanted to... thank you for calling the ambulance.
EvaSo daddy and mommy were looking for him the whole night. And you know why we couldn't find him? Because Snuffles has gone to live in the garden! He's living in the garden now, with a whole bunch of new animal friends! So, they're having a big party tonight... with the chipmunks, and the squirrels, and the coons and they're eating nuts and berries...
[suddenly Eva realizes in confusion that the water isn't properly draining down the sink because something is clogging it, implied to be Snuffles the guinea pig. Eva pours drain cleaner down the sink to corrode the "clog"]
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EvaFranklin, where are you? Pick up the goddamned phone!
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EvaStanding at the counter of the miniature golf course, the mother sees a group of obese people and rants to her son: "Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap."
