Midnight Express Movie Quotes
[to the Turkish court]
Billy Hayes
I just wish you could be standing where I'm standing right now and feel what that feels like; because, then, you would know something that you don't know, Mr. Prosecutor: Mercy! You would know that the concept of a society is based on the quality of that mercy; its sense of fair play; its sense of justice! But I guess that's like asking a bear to shit in a toilet.
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Billy Hayes
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To the Turks, everything is "shurla burla", which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are "ayip", for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge. I know it must all sound crazy to you, but this place is crazy.
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Max
The best thing to do is to get your ass out of here. Best way that you can.
Billy Hayes
Yeah, but how?
Max
Catch the midnight express.
Billy Hayes
But what's that?
Max
[laughs]
Well it's not a train. It's a prison word for... escape. But it doesn't stop around here.
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[to the Turkish court]
Billy Hayes
For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny you don't eat'em! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.
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[Tex has a large revolver pointed at Billy whom he just recaptured trying to escape]
Tex
You seem like a nice enough kid to me, Billy. But you try it and I'll blow your fucking brains out!
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Jimmy
What you in for? Hash?
Billy Hayes
Yeah.
Jimmy
Where?
Billy Hayes
The airport - trying to get home.
Jimmy
That's heavy.
Billy Hayes
You think so?
Jimmy
Yeah, I think so. This ain't the good ole USA. This is Turkey, man. It's a fuckin' accident here if you're innocent. They ain't nobody here who's innocent.
Erich
Don't pay too much attention. Anything is possible in Turkey. He's talkin' about if they hit you for smuggling. It can be bad. But, if they make it possession. It's easier. You might even get bail.
Jimmy
Bail?
Erich
And if you make bail, you're free. You can get yourself a fake passport or sneak across the border to Greece.
Jimmy
Yeah, sure. Keep dreamin'. See where that gets you.
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Billy Hayes
I find loneliness is the physical pain which hurts all over. You can't isolate it in one part of your body.
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Billy Hayes
What's Jimmy's story? Why is he in here? Hash?
Erich
No. He was caught stealing from a mosque. That is also a heavy crime here in Turkey.
Billy Hayes
What did he steal?
Erich
Two candle sticks.
Billy Hayes
That's all?
Erich
That's all.
Billy Hayes
Why? Why would he do that?
Erich
Who knows? He's always been a wild child. He's got more balls then brains. Did you know that he was in here for a year-and-a-half before he told his parents what happened to him?
Billy Hayes
What about you? What are you in for?
Erich
Hashish. 90% of the foreigners here are in for hashish or drug related charges from smuggling to posession. My advice is you get yourself a very good lawyer and try to argue down the charge you face. If they make it posession, the sentance is lighter.
Billy Hayes
What were you convicted of?
Erich
Smuggling hash with the intent to sell.
Billy Hayes
What sentence did you receive?
Erich
12 years. I've been here for just over four years.
Billy Hayes
How much did you have on you?
Erich
100 grams.
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Ahmet
Where are you going? Why don't you walk the wheel with us? What is the matter my American friend? What has upset you? Oh, a bad machine doesn't know that he's a bad machine. You still don't believe it? You still don't believe you're a bad machine? To know yourself is to know God, my friend. The factory knows, that's why they put you here. You'll see. You'll find out. In time, you'll know.
Billy Hayes
Oh, I know. I already know. I know that you are a bad machine. That's why the factory keeps *you* here. And do you know how I know? Huh? I know, because I'm from the factory. I make the machines!
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Mr. Hayes
All right, Billy. I know it sounds tough, but - we are going to get you out! I promise you. I don't want you to get stupid and pull anything. They can play with your sentence. All right. Now, I'm putting 500 dollars in the bank. Anything you need, you write. There's food here. There's candy. And there's writing paper. Books. Cigarettes. Soap. Toothbrush.
[Empties bag onto table, slams it down]
Mr. Hayes
I've been writing insurance policies for 30 goddamn years and now I've got to see my own son - Jesus. Jesus! Billy, if I could be where you are... I'd be there.
Billy Hayes
I love you, Dad.
[Guards take him away]
Mr. Hayes
[to Hamidou]
You take good care of my boy, you hear? Or I'll have your fuckin' head, you Turkish bastard!
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Tex
You decided to fly at a bad time, Billy. They're guerrillas all over the place blowing up planes and all.
Billy Hayes
It's stupid.
Tex
Kids don't read the newspapers and that there are people kickin' up a shitstorm about the flow of heroin from Turkey you got.
Billy Hayes
I didn't have heroin.
Tex
I'm not up on all that. A drug's a drug, seems to me, Billy.
Billy Hayes
It was my first time. I'm not really a smuggler. It was only two kilos.
Tex
You can see right now, it don't really matter, do it, if it was two kilos or if it was two hundred. The Turks love to catch any foreigner. It shows the world they're fighting the drug trade.
Billy Hayes
Are you with the consulate?
Tex
Somethin' like that.
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Jimmy
The second way out, I need you guy's help, and that's under.
Billy Hayes
You mean tunnel? Are you serious?
Max
This is Shagmahr prison, not Stalag 17.
Jimmy
Well that's where you're wrong fuckface, 'cause it's already built!
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Billy Hayes
I've spent 3 1/2 years of my life in your prison, and I think I've paid for my error, and if it's your decision today to sentence me to more years, then I...
[he becomes overcome with anger]
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Billy Hayes
Dear Susan: Poor Jimmy was caught and beaten so badly he got a severe hernia, and lost a testicle. He's been in the sanitarium for months. In comparison, my problems seem very small.
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Billy Hayes
Billy Hayes, Erich: Prison, monastery, cloister, cave. Prison, monastery, cloister, cave. Prison, monastery, cloister, cave. Prison, monastery, cloister, cave.
Billy Hayes
Prison.
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Ahmet
I've been here a very, very long time and they'll never let me go. They won't let you go, either. I mean, they'll tell you they'll let you go. But, in fact, you'll stay. You'll never go from here.
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Billy Hayes
So, now it's time for me to speak. What is there for me to say? When I finish, you'll sentence me for my crime. So, let me ask you now: what is a crime? What is punishment? It seems to vary from time to time, place to place. What's legal today is, suddenly, illegal tomorrow; because, some society says it's so. And what's illegal yesterday, is, suddenly, legal; because, everybody's doing it and - you can't put everybody in jail. I'm not saying this is right or wrong. I'm just saying: that's the way it is.
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Ahmet
You see, we all - come from a factory and, sometimes, the factory makes bad machines. They don't work. So, they put them here. The bad machines don't know that they're bad machines. But, the people at the factory know. They know that you are one of the machines that doesn't work.
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Max
There are no straight lawyers in Turkey. All bent. Bent, as happens, occupational necessity. They have special classes in corruption at night school. If you get suspected of honesty, then you get disbarred.
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[first lines]
[Susan makes her way through a line at an airline checkpoint]
Susan
Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse me.
[she reaches Billy in line]
Susan
Nervous?
Billy Hayes
No.
Susan
Geez, I hate flying.
Billy Hayes
It's something I ate. I think I've been poisoned.
Susan
Or you're just excited about getting home.
Billy Hayes
No, I think it's the baklavas.
Susan
I told you not to eat 'em.
Billy Hayes
Look, I gotta go to the john again. You go on through and I'll catch up to you, OK?
Susan
So I'll wait.
Billy Hayes
No, go. I'll... I'll catch up to you. I'll... I'll only be a minute. OK? OK?
Susan
OK.
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Ahmet
Good morning, my American friend. It will be trouble if you go this way. A good Turk always walks to the right! Left is communist! Right is good. You see, you must go the other way. The other way is good!
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Billy Hayes
Peacocks? Why peacocks?
Jimmy
The Turks use them instead of dogs. They scream like mad if they're disturbed and they don't get rabies. The old sultans used to use them to guard their harems.
Billy Hayes
Who are the kids?
Jimmy
Kids - little fuckers! Thieves. Rapists. Pickpockets. Murderers. You name it, they do it. Don't trust any of 'em.
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Billy Hayes
Where are you stayin'?
Mr. Hayes
The Hilton.
Billy Hayes
How do you like it? Istanbul?
Mr. Hayes
An interesting place. I tell you the truth I think the food is lousy. The crap they sell in these little restaurants. I had to run to the toilet. You should've seen the toilet. Anyway, I'm not taking any more chances. I'm going to eat at the Hilton, every night, with steak and French fries and lots of ketchup. - - Billy, why did you do it?
Billy Hayes
Money.
Mr. Hayes
Look, I know you kids smoke that stuff and we drink booze; but, taking it across the border, that's - that's stupid, Billy. That's stupid!
Billy Hayes
I know. Dad - get me out of here.
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Tex
How much did you pay this joker? This cab driver?
Billy Hayes
Two hundred dollars. It was my last two hundred.
Tex
How much did you figure to make?
Billy Hayes
I was only gonna sell some of it to my friends. I'm not a pusher. Honest.
Tex
It beats workin'. Do you get a family back home?
Billy Hayes
Yeah, a mother, father, brother, sister in Babylon, Long Island.
Tex
It'll be tough on 'em.
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[Billy, Max and Jimmy are going over blueprints of the prison]
Jimmy
There's two ways out, I figure. Over the roof, but that's only one person, maybe two. The other way is under.
Billy Hayes
Tunnel?
Jimmy
It's already built! There's a basement substructure where they used to keep weapons and stuff, but beneath that there's these old catacombs that the Christians built about a thousand fucking years ago to bury their dead. We're sitting right on top of it - here. The Kraut said there's a whole bunch of hollow sealed shafts sort of like dumbwaiters running along this wall. One of them is right in there, right next to our shower. We can get in there, he says, we can get down into the catacombs. With the three of us working...
Max
[tapping at the wall]
Gotta be here someplace. Thought I heard a couple of dead Christians singing down there.
Jimmy
Stop shitting me, man!
Billy Hayes
But how would you get into the shaft, Jimmy?
Max
I suppose you knock three times and ask for St. Peter.
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Billy Hayes
Can I have a blanket? You think I could have a blanket? It's cold. Could I have a blanket? A blanket!
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Jimmy
You're going to eat a lot more fasolia beans, Billy Baby, before you taste - hamburger again. Cause you broke the law, man, and you got caught.
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Susan
Oh, Billy, I wish I could make it better for you.
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Billy Hayes
It looks like a cheap hotel.
Jimmy
Only the room service is lousy. I'm Jimmy Booth. This is Erich - something Swedish, I don't know.
Erich
Just Erich.
Jimmy
He cleaned you up.
Billy Hayes
Thanks. I'm Billy Hayes. At least, I used to be.
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Tex
A girlfriend?
Billy Hayes
Yeah. She was on the plane.
[Tex glares at Billy]
Billy Hayes
She didn't know anything about it. I didn't want her to.
Tex
Lucky girl.
Billy Hayes
Yeah. She used to say I was the lucky one.
Tex
Well, let's hope so, Billy. I sure as hell hope so.
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Stanley Daniels
Sit down for a moment, Billy. I'm afraid I - have some bad news for you.
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Billy Hayes
Dear Susan: 1970 has now passed into 1971. You can drift in here and never know you're gone. You can fade so far out that you don't know where you are anymore or where anything else is.
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