The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Movie Quotes
Tony
Nothing is permanent, not even death.
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Tony
Where the hell are we?
Percy
Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere. Socially, on the margins. And narratively, with some way to go.
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Tony
Don't shoot the messenger!
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Tony
If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind, why isn't he ruling the world, then? Eh? Why bother with this little... side show?
Anton
'Side show'? He don't... he don't want to rule the world. He wants the world to rule itself!
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Tony
Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.
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Anton
Ladies and gentleman, ladies and gentleman... this world, this world that we live in is full of enchantment for those with eyes to see it. Chicken!
[throws a chicken at the audience]
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Tony
Can you put a price on your dreams?
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Dr. Parnassus
Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy
Get a midget.
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Tony
The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money.
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Tony
Trying to save your daughter's life, sir!
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Dr. Parnassus
[Absorbed in telling Valentina the story]
Your mother and I went away together, grew old, and one day she came to me and told me she was pregnant! Can you believe it, at sixty and pregnant. A miracle.
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Tony
Do you dream? Or should I say... can you put a price on your dreams? Or... the dreams of the less fortunate in this world
[pets Percy]
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Dr. Parnassus
Voilà!
Tony
Voilà!
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Dr. Parnassus
There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick. One, there is no black magic, only cheap tricks and... I forget the others.
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Mr. Nick
Damn. I won.
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Dr. Parnassus
You can't stop a story being told.
Mr. Nick
That's a weak hypothesis.
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Face Changed Martin
[Screaming and pleading]
I swear I won't drink anymore! Not one drop!
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Dr. Parnassus
He's early.
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Imaginarium Tony #3
[Sees the press approaching him and grins gleefully at Valentina]
I think this is my dream!
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Percy
Perhaps you'll find a midget... if you're lucky!
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The President
I only have three words to say: Well done, Tony!
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Dr. Parnassus
I'll kill you you son of a bitch.
Mr. Nick
Now that I'd like to see.
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Mr. Nick
So you're probably not a betting man are you?
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Percy
Telling the truth... always a bad idea.
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[first lines]
Anton
Ladies and Gentlemen, step up. Step up! I am Mercury, the messenger of the Gods, and invite you, invite you, sir, for one night, one night only, here at this venue to enter the mind, the very great mind, huh, of Doctor Parnassus. Dr. Parnassus!
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Female Journalist
Aren't you running the risk to entrench the *need* for charity by increasingly institutionalizing it?
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Percy
Get back to work!
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Dr. Parnassus
What would I do without you?
Percy
Get a midget.
Dr. Parnassus
Huh?
Percy
You know, short fellow, a bit taller than I am, short legs, short foot, big head, runs kind of funny.
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