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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Movie Quotes

Tony Nothing is permanent, not even death.
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Tony Where the hell are we?
Percy Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere. Socially, on the margins. And narratively, with some way to go.
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Tony Don't shoot the messenger!
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Tony If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind, why isn't he ruling the world, then? Eh? Why bother with this little... side show?
Anton 'Side show'? He don't... he don't want to rule the world. He wants the world to rule itself!
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Tony Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.
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Anton Ladies and gentleman, ladies and gentleman... this world, this world that we live in is full of enchantment for those with eyes to see it. Chicken!
[throws a chicken at the audience]
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Tony Can you put a price on your dreams?
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Dr. Parnassus Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy Get a midget.
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Tony The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money.
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Dr. Parnassus [Sees Tony setting up the Imaginarium] What are you doing?
Tony Trying to save your daughter's life, sir!
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Dr. Parnassus [Absorbed in telling Valentina the story] Your mother and I went away together, grew old, and one day she came to me and told me she was pregnant! Can you believe it, at sixty and pregnant. A miracle.
Valentina [Begins to weep] A miracle or a mistake?
Dr. Parnassus [sighs, remembering his deal] You were the best mistake I ever made.
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Valentina [Counting the money that Tony made] Have you ever seen so much money before?
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Tony Do you dream? Or should I say... can you put a price on your dreams? Or... the dreams of the less fortunate in this world
[pets Percy]
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Anton [after saving Tony] Hey, he's alive!
Percy He was.
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Dr. Parnassus Voilà!
Tony Voilà!
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Mr. Nick [Tony has stopped the Devil from taking another soul] Shit.
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Dr. Parnassus There are three cardinal rules, Mr. Nick. One, there is no black magic, only cheap tricks and... I forget the others.
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Mr. Nick Damn. I won.
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Dr. Parnassus You can't stop a story being told.
Mr. Nick That's a weak hypothesis.
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Dr. Parnassus [Repeated line] What would I do without you, Percy?
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Face Changed Martin [Screaming and pleading] I swear I won't drink anymore! Not one drop!
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Dr. Parnassus [Has just seen the Devil] He's come to collect.
[after a pause]
Dr. Parnassus He's early.
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Imaginarium Tony #3 [Sees the press approaching him and grins gleefully at Valentina] I think this is my dream!
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Percy Perhaps you'll find a midget... if you're lucky!
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Anton [on Tony] He's nothing but a liar, Valentina!
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The President I only have three words to say: Well done, Tony!
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Dr. Parnassus I'll kill you you son of a bitch.
Mr. Nick Now that I'd like to see.
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Mr. Nick So you're probably not a betting man are you?
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Percy Telling the truth... always a bad idea.
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[first lines]
Anton Ladies and Gentlemen, step up. Step up! I am Mercury, the messenger of the Gods, and invite you, invite you, sir, for one night, one night only, here at this venue to enter the mind, the very great mind, huh, of Doctor Parnassus. Dr. Parnassus!
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Female Journalist Aren't you running the risk to entrench the *need* for charity by increasingly institutionalizing it?
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[last lines]
Percy Get back to work!
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Dr. Parnassus What would I do without you?
Percy Get a midget.
Percy You know, short fellow, a bit taller than I am, short legs, short foot, big head, runs kind of funny.
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Mr. Nick [Emerges in front of Parnassus] It's been a while.
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Martin [Chasing after Valentina in the Imaginarium] Come here, you bitch!
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