Piranha 3D Movie Quotes
Danni
Nice horn.
Laura Forester
Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni
Thanks.
Laura Forester
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
Danni
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni
They all do.
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Julie Forester
Are you sure you can do this?
Danni
You better believe it.
[climbing on the rope]
Danni
I don't pole dance for nothing!
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Julie Forester
[brings out a Tazer gun]
You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
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Mr. Goodman
Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
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Derrick Jones
Oh, if fish looked like that, I would fuck fish. I would only fuck fish!
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Andrew
Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
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Derrick Jones
They took my penis!
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Deputy Fallon
Chew on this, motherfuckers!
[kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]
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Laura Forester
You talk funny.
Derrick Jones
Yeah, well, you're short.
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Wet T-Shirt Host
I'm fucking slipping, you fucking whore!
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Jake Forester
I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
Julie Forester
What? Where are Laura and Zane?
Jake Forester
They're with me on the boat.
Julie Forester
Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Jake Forester
You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
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[last lines]
Mr. Goodman
[to Julie]
The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
Novak
The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?
[a piranha jumps out of the water and bites Novak]
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Brett
[to Jake]
Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]
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Novak
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
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Wet T-Shirt Host
Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder!
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Zane Forester
[to Laura]
Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?
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Deputy Fallon
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!
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Julie Forester
Get the fuck out of the water!
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[first lines]
Matt Boyd
Oh boy, that's a fast fish.
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