The Descent Movie Quotes
Beth
I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.
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Beth
[Sarah is trapped in a tunnel and Beth is trying to calm her down with a joke]
Hey, you love this one, "How do you give a lemon an orgasm?" You tickle its citrus!
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Rebecca
The noise she's making, she'll bring every one of those things down on her head.
Sam
As long as it's not on mine.
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Sam
Trying to set this watch is impossible, the buttons are too fucking small.
Holly
Why do you wear that thing anyway ?
Sam
My boyfriend gave it to me, it's sentimental.
Holly
It's fucking mental, any guy who'd give that to me I'd dump him on the spot.
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Beth
[trapped after a cave-in]
You put in a flight-plan, right? If we don't report in they'll come looking for us.
Rebecca
That's how it's supposed to work, except I put in a flight-plan for Boreham Caverns and this isn't Boreham Caverns, is it Juno?
Beth
We're in the wrong fucking cave!
Juno
Holly was right! Boreham Caverns was a tourist trap!
Holly
Don't try and pin this fucking shit on me!
Rebecca
This is not caving, this is an ego-trip.
Sam
Where are we?
Juno
It hasn't got a name. It's a new system. I wanted us all to discover it! No one's ever been down here before.
Sam
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Holly
Hey, there's something down here...
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[Terrified, looking at Sarah who's covered in blood]
Juno
What happened to you?
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Beth
Sarah... don't leave me like this.
Sarah
No. Please don't ask me to do that.
Beth
Please.
Sarah
I can't. I can't do that. I can't do that.
Beth
Please.
Sarah
OK. Shh. Close your eyes.
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Holly
[Sarah has just been scared by a bunch of bats which attacked her. Holly films the bats flying away]
[in imitation of 'The Count' from Sesame Street]
Holly
One bat, two bats, fifty bats!
[Beth comes up to her]
Beth
Holly... Fuck off
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Sarah
What about you Holly, got a man ?
Holly
Oh I'm a sports fuck like Juno.
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Rebecca
[while Sarah is looking throught the camera, with night vision on]
oh, fuck it! Hello!
Juno
Please!
Rebecca
Is there anybody there!
Beth
Hello?
[Sarah points the camera at Beth, Crawler behind her]
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[Repeated line]
Juno
It'll be fine.
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Sarah
[Sarah uses Holly's camera in night vision mode and sees all of the dead animal bones]
Dead animals! Hundreds of them!
Beth
This is not good, guys.
Sam
Can we get out of here?
Rebecca
Which way?
[the lighter's flame does not move]
Juno
I don't know.
Beth
What do you mean you don't know?
Juno
There's no breeze! It could be any one of these tunnels! Take your pick!
Rebecca
Oh, fuck it!
[yelling]
Rebecca
Helloooooo!
Rebecca
[continuing to yell]
Is there anybody there?
Beth
[also yelling]
Hello!
[a crawler suddenly appears behind Beth]
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[Juno is preparing to launch herself first down into the crevice. She speaks to her friends:]
Juno
You okay?
[One of the women says, "No."]
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[last lines]
Jessica
Mummy?
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Juno
Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.
Beth
Please tell me it's longer than that.
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[Juno, as Team Leader, gives instructions before the women begin to descend]
Juno
Holly: safety first! I don't want any stunts this time.
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