Moses Pray
[calling up to Addie on the hill]
Let's go!
Trixie Delight
Hurry up, Doctor. This baby gots to go winky tinky!
Moses Pray
[patting Trixie's shoulder]
Don't worry.
[calling up to Addie again]
Moses Pray
Hey!
[Moses starts walking up the hill]
Moses Pray
Come on, we're ready! Come on, now!
Addie Loggins
I ain't comin'!
Moses Pray
You listen here, child...
Addie Loggins
No, I won't listen here.
Moses Pray
What the heck's up with you then?
Addie Loggins
I wanna sit in front! And how come we ain't workin' no more?
Moses Pray
'Cause we're on vacation, that's why, and Miss Delight and me are sittin' in front because we are two grown-ups and that's where grown-ups do the sittin'! And little children do not tell grown-ups what to do with their lives, you understand that?
Addie Loggins
Well, she ain't my grown-up and I ain't plannin' no more to sit in the back. Not for no cow!
Moses Pray
Will you keep your voice down? And Miss Delight ain't no cow. She's a proper woman. She has a high school diploma. And right now she's got to go to the bathroom, so you get on down to the car!
Addie Loggins
She always has to go to the bathroom! She must have a bladder the size of a peanut! Well, I ain't gettin' back in that car... not until she gets out of it!
[disgusted, Moses goes back to the car and talks to Trixie]
Trixie Delight
[making her way up the hill]
Hey, what's up, kiddo? Daddy says you're wearin' a sad face. Ain't good to have a sad face. Hey! Hey! How'd you like a coloring book? Would you like that? You like Mickey the Mouse?
[Trixie trips and falls]
Trixie Delight
Oh, son of a bitch!