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The Big Bang Theory quotes

[repeated line when someone accuses Sheldon of being crazy]
Sheldon I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!
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[repeated line when Sheldon tells a sarcastic joke]
Sheldon Bazinga!
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[repeated line when Sheldon knocks on Penny's door]
Sheldon [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!
Sheldon [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!
Sheldon [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!
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Sheldon You're not done with her, are you?
Leonard Hofstadter Our babies are gonna be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon Not to mention imaginary.
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Penny So, what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?
Sheldon No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.
Howard Wolowitz [as Sheldon walks away] Oh, that's not a good name.
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Penny Look, Sheldon's hugging me!
Leonard Hofstadter It's a Saturnalia miracle!
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Raj Koothrappali [to a random person] I'm gonna be in People magazine!
Charlie Sheen [turns around to him] Call me when you're on the cover.
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[repeated line]
Penny Holy crap on a cracker.
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Leonard Hofstadter [after a motorcycle accident, which no one asks him about] My leg is killing me, thanks for asking.
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Leonard Hofstadter [repeated line whenever Sheldon is about to begin a long rant] Here we go.
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Sheldon Stop pawing at me like you're a Bear and I'm a Trash Can full of Swedes!
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Leonard Hofstadter [Repeated line] Oh balls!
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