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The Tripper Movie Quotes

Hippy We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.
Bert - Lumberjack Foreman Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees!
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Linda [referring to Joey] Should he be driving?
Jade No.
[snorts some cocaine]
Jade I'll drive.
Jack It's the drugs that hold Joey together. Right burly man?
Joey Oh yeah!
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Joey I fucking love violence!
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Joey [after getting his hand cut off] What the fuck's your problem, man?
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Ronald Reagan A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah.
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Ivan Don't be a pussy.
Jack I enjoy being a pussy.
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Ivan I'm Rambo. I am Rambo.
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Joey [Jade is about to give Joey head] You have just found the weapons of mass destruction.
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Samantha Oh my god. This exctasy is really strong.
Linda You're candy flipping. We took X and acid.
Samantha Acid too?
Linda You know that liquid stuff that we put on our tongues? That wasn't mouthwash.
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Hank What's the matter with you, huh? You got something stuck in your vagina?
Tyler Yeah, your mama's dick.
Muff What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Ivan I want to fucking kill these guys, man.
Jack You might not wanna do that, bro.
Ivan Why? There's three of us, three of them.
Jack I'm a lover, not a fighter, man. Plus, it's a well-known fact that rednecks love their guns.
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Frank Baker Gentlemen, there's a saying - Rome wasn't built in a day. I got a little saying of my own - Fuck Rome. This is America! We can do what we please. Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. We'll be out of here first thing Monday, and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear.
Mayor Hal Burton Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise.
Frank Baker Please, call me Frank!
Mayor Hal Burton Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh...
Frank Baker What? Gate receipts, profit sharing?
Buzz Hall Fatalities.
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Joey Welcome to Free Love Festival, where America's best and brightest come to celebrate...
Jade Freedom?
Joey Yes! Freedom to do drugs - lots of fucking drugs!
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Joey Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest.
[Linda groans]
Joey The man's got balls. Big Texas-size balls. Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you. I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it."
Linda George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. Yeah.
Joey You're just saying that because George Bush hates black people.
Linda [laughing] You're absolutely right!
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Buzz Hall If you think this is a joke, it's not. If you don't leave, you will die.
[crowd of hippies cheer]
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Joey Hey you toothless redneck pig fuckers! You want some trouble? Huh? Because my buddy here was just wondering.
[points to Ivan and cowers in the back]
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Buzz Hall Ever heard of the trickle-down effect Cooper?
Deputy Cooper I don't know.
Buzz Hall Its when one big asshole goes crazy and the whole world goes to shit.
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Band member Well, what you want us to sing, Frank? Taps?
Frank Baker God, I don't give a fuck if you sing motherfucking Kumbaya. Just get the fuck out there. We have a contract by grace of George fuckin Washington, you motherfucking fucking fucks.
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[repeated line]
Frank Baker Fuck you.
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Jack Yo guys, watch out for booby traps!
Ivan Watch out for what?
Jack Booby traps.
Jade What? Where?
Ivan What fucking booby...
[a redneck throws a bottle at Ivan's head]
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Jimmy [before being killed] But I'm a Republican!
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Joey Beer? Beer? Anyone know where I can get some fucking beer?
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[after seeing a naked hippy couple walk by]
Buzz Hall It's gonna be an interesting weekend.
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