Happy Anniversary Movie Quotes
Sam
It's not called gently reclining in love. It's called falling in love. Because, yeah, it could hurt, but you're never gonna know unless you jump off the fucking ledge.
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[Sam drove off]
Ed
*Sam!*
Neighbor Sam
Talking to me?
Ed
Huh! No, I said Sam. Is your name Sam?
Neighbor Sam
Yes.
Ed
Then sorry.
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Sam
I see the glass of water as half full. *She* sees the water as poisoned. Also, there is a chip in the glass. So, when you drink it, it's gonna cut your esophagus; you're gonna bleed everywhere.
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[Mollie is testing colors for the door]
Mollie
So, what do you think?
Sam
Ooh, they're great.
Mollie
Yeah, but which do you prefer?
Mollie
No, pick one.
Sam
The-the middle, the one in the middle.
Mollie
The door's already painted that color.
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Sam
Well, to be honest...
Mollie
[interrupting]
I love when people specify "to be honest". Does that mean I can assume everything you've said before and are about to say to me is bullshit?
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Sam
Georgia was... she was awesome. She was sweet; she was nice, but I feel like... I feel like something was missing.
Ed
Yeah, the misery.
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Sam
At a certain point, you gotta shit or get off the pot.
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Sam
Remember what I told you about Georgia?
Ed
Does it involve peaches?
Sam
No. The girl, Georgia.
Ed
No.
Sam
Exactly!
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Mollie
He's right. I'm crazy.
Diane
No, you're not.
Mollie
Thank you. But, you're also crazy. So, not a confidence booster.
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Mollie
Hey, I'm taking your truck.
Aldo
Hey, fill'em up with gas after. Supreme octane, huh?
Mollie
Why? You're dying, right?
Aldo
Good point. Regular.
[Mollie chuckles. Sits next to Aldo]
Mollie
Why wasn't I nicer to you before you got sick?
Aldo
Uhh! Uh, I was ass-hole.
Mollie
Thank you. Make it... supreme.
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