The Babysitter Movie Quotes
John
Three out of four people got an STD; I got two people's blood on me! You do the math! I got AIDS! I know I got AIDS!
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Sonya
Do you even know what an orgy is?
Cole
I'm guessing it's something sad people do cause they want other sad people to like them and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general.
Max
That's actually a pretty good answer.
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Cole
The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head with two knives.
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Melanie
Me too. Let's make out next time.
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Bee
You never told me your intergalactic dream team.
Cole
You didn't ask.
Bee
I should have. I'm usually really good at that stuff.
Cole
Admiral Adama to lead. Data for his intelligence and cool head. Predator to fight. And me and you.
Bee
You didn't say we could add ourselves.
Cole
It's science fiction you can do anything.
Bee
Well, I guess that's true. But don't you get it yet? I am the big bad.
Cole
I loved you. I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. I'm an adult, because when I realized you were the big bad and you were going to hurt other kids, I drove a stolen car through you.
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Max
Did you just blow up Sonya?
[Cole looks behind at the crawlspace where Sonya got blown up]
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Allison
Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice.
Sonya
People have always done human sacrifice.
Allison
Yeah but like, not in America with hot people.
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Bee
Things get messy when you make a deal with the devil.
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Bee
You know what, you're Don Draper, from Mad Men. How he's all cool, and handsome, and everybody loves him, and then he goes home and you find out he has a wife this whole time. He's such a piece of shit!
Bee
Did you just ruin Mad Men for me?
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Melanie
No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the internet.
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Bee
Alrighty babes let's head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent.
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Jeremy
[after Bee whispers some very, very filthy threat in this bully's ear]
*You crazy bitch!*
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Sonya
[Cole has escaped her and she is coming after him]
I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole! Cut your fingers off, every single one!
[Cole sprays bug spray into the crawlspace, igniting the flames of the firework and causing an explosion that blows Cole back]
Sonya
I'm still alive, motherfu-
[second explosion kills her completely]
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Allison
[Cole fumbles for a knife, but Allison finds it first]
Yoo-hoo! Looking for this? You still think I'm pretty?
[She corners Cole and he gets out a lighter to defend himself]
Allison
Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? You are dying. You are dying! You ruined my life. And now I'm gonna ruin yours!
[Screams and lunges toward Cole, but at that moment Bee blows her head off with her gun splattering blood all over Cole]
Bee
Holy shit!
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John
[walking into Cole's room while Cole is pretending to be asleep]
Boy, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. He's reading The Secret? He's like 10 years old.
Bee
With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no.
Bee
Do you have the needle?
[Cole's eyes open in horror]
Sonya
Course I have the needle.
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Bee
[punctured bully's bicycle tire]
Now get out of here before I bend you over, you little pap smear!
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