Crocodile Dundee II Movie Quotes
Fuji
[speaking about 'Crocodile' Dundee]
Do you know who that was?
Cato
No.
Fuji
Clint Eastwood.
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[Aborigine speaks in Aborigine]
Charlie
No, mate, we just hold them.
Sue
What did he say?
Charlie
[winking]
He wants to know if we're allowed to eat these men.
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Doris
Tell me, Sue, what is Mick like in bed?
Sue
[cleverly brushing off the question]
I dunno, he still sleeps on the floor.
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Mick
What did you do last night?
Punk
We didn't do nothing. We was here all night.
Mick
That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off.
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Punk
[about Mick breaking into Rico's mansion/fortress]
What are ya chances?
Mick
Fair.
Punk
What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?
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Walt
Are you really enjoying that?
Diamond
[eating fire-roast bat]
Nah - needs garlic.
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Nugget
[Sitting on a cooler of beer]
G'day! Want a cold one?
Denning
Who are you?
Nugget
Call me Nugget. I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning
[Cocks his rifle]
You shoulda bought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget
Nah. I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk.
Denning
[laughs]
You got a what?
Donk
Donk.
[Takes Denning's rifle and knocks him out]
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Sue
You shot Walter.
Mick
Yeah. It was the only thing I could think of to save his life.
Sue
By shooting him?
Mick
I only nicked him.
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Mick
G'day, amigo.
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Ledge Suicider
I'm about to throw myself off this building.
Mick
You could kill yourself.
Ledge Suicider
That's the whole idea.
Mick
Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.
[after several moments when the Ledge Suicider does not jump]
Mick
Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break.
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Rico
You know what this is?
Sue
Cocaine.
Rico
Wrong. It's money & power. With this, you can do anything to anybody. Five, ten years from now, I'm gonna retire. Buy myself a little island; Hawaii, maybe.
[Chuckes]
Sue
Who do you think you are? You hold me here at gunpoint, threaten to kill people, then you act like you're some sort of rock star? You're a drug dealer. You're a grubby little parasite.
Rico
You should watch your mouth. It is not wise to annoy me. Bob Tanner did and I had his head blown off like that...
[snaps his finger softly]
Sue
You killed Bob?
Rico
And if your Mick screws this up...
[snaps his finger softly]
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Charlie
If Mick want his clothes back, he can climb down there and get it his bloody self.
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Sue
Do you know where they are?
Mick
Yeah. They're about 500 yards that way, behind that ridge.
Sue
How do you know that?
Mick
Can't you smell it?
[Sniffs]
Sue
[Shakes her head]
Their sweat?
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Walt
You know, some people say that he talks to the animals. The aborigines call him Jabba-Jahda-Ah-Der-Ahd, which means The Crocodile Who Walks Like a Man.
Rico
[chuckles]
If what you say is true, it's lucky we brought the Kryptonite.
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[makes whistling sound and gestures with his arm in a diving motion]
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Mick
Take your bra off.
Sue
This is hardly the time.
[Sue proceeds to take her bra off without taking off her shirt. She hands her bra to a stunned Mick]
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Rico
Get some sleep. Gonna be a long day tomorrow.
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Mick
Now we're all on foot. That makes us even.
Sue
Seven to two is "even"?
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Mick
You ready to go home now?
Sue Charlton
I am home.
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Mick
[collectively addressing the other diner patrons]
Hey, the name's Mick Dundee from Australia - - I'm looking a job; anyone got any ideas?
Mick
[sees the patrons merely exchange puzzled glances and roll their eyes, then shruggingly turns back to the bartender]
'Kay, that's enough job-huntin' for one day!
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Rico
This Dundee likes to play games, huh, Miguel? Maybe we show him some good games when it gets light.
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Sue Charlton
Mick - be careful. This isn't a game.
Mick
It is to me.
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Charlie
Mick's bloody lucky you can't shoot straight, Wal.
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Sue
There's nothing wrong with the food, it's the company.
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Walt
You want me to lead them to Jaba Point?
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Rico
Dundee!
Rico
I know you're up there. Come down, or I shoot your friend.
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Mick
Well maybe you can protect her, but I know that I can. But not here, someplace I can see him coming.
Brannigan
Where do you have in mind?
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Mick
you kill people for a living you arent very good at are you? you should get a new business.
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Mick
if someone asks you same question you could say we hung out here all night or we went to long island island and watched this lunatic strom a fortress at the very least you could go watch me get my head blown off.
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Leroy Brown
Mick guys like this own cops n besides that suppoese the ones you call are straight what r gonna do? come in with there sirens blairing and there guns wailing shell be dead in 2 seconds if she's still alive.
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Rico
Someone must no double the price the girl must die but nobody touches dundee hes for me.
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