Gracie Hart[Nods and smiles]World peace. And... the strength to hold fast to your beliefs... while society's forcing you to conform to some barbie doll image, know what I'm saying?
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Gracie Hart[Stutters]You don't, you don't know what I'm saying? Ok, well... it's, it's mostly, um...
Gracie HartYou heard me. I said how about a real sorry.
Sam FullerYou are about to feel some real pain if you don't back off
Gracie HartYou don't want to talk to me about pain, sister. I invented pain alright.
Sam FullerYou didn't just call me sister, because I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl around the table growing up.
Gracie HartHEY! First of all thank you for calling me skinny, second of all what is your problem and third of all you'd better apologize to me.
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Gracie HartI don?t cry! I don?t even have tear ducts.
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Sam FullerLet me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato: when they elect a black woman president of the Daughers of the American Revolution.
Gracie HartOkay. And if that happens, I'd also like one of those little muffins.
CherylWe've been kidnapped and there's two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don't want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism. And I'm Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way.
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CherylFrom Sea to Shining Sea!
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Cheryl[after Gracie rescues her from the sinking ship]You must be really tired of saving my life.
Sam FullerYou heard her, we've got an agent down. We NEED TAMPONS!
JenkinsI'm not getting them.
HillsI don't even get them for my wife.
JoelI guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?
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Gracie HartYou can do this. You know you can because you are Sam Fuller FBI. Nothing and nobody scares you. And I am Gracie Hart and at this moment I am also big bird and nothing scares me except... except loosing Cheryl, because having a friend like her and having any friend for me is a really really rare thing. Okay?
JoelPeople care about people who care about themselves.
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Gracie HartPeople may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people.
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CherylWe've been kidnapped and there?s two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don?t want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism and I?m Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way
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Cheryl?From sea to shining sea...?
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Sam FullerOkay, look! I don't work for you and you don't work for me. We're a team. Get it? As in 'I will kick your sorry ass if you don't listen to me' team.
Gracie HartWell first of all, if you remember correctly it was 'skinny' ass. And second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel it's okay to go around harrasing people and bashing their faces in? Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you don't start usuing your head.
Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist[Gracie is disguised as the old mother of Joel to snoop around the nursing home]Are you interested in touring our facilities?
JoelOh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her.
Gracie HartOh, don't you listen to him. He's a momma's boy. Come here, cutie. Come here and let me fix your tie.
Sam FullerMen. Can't live with 'em; can't live... nope, that's it.
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Cheryl[on the video]We can all learn from our older generations. I remember I learned a lot from my grandmother, specifically, how to kill chickens. It's not something I would like doing. I'll never forget the sounds of their death squawks. But if I ever needed to kill a chicken, I'd know how!
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Jeff Foreman[as Joel walks down the hall into a room]Hey. Hey, that's my bedroom.
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Gracie HartI dont cry! I dont even have tear ducts.
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Gracie HartI wish you wouldn't kiss my watch. It's not water resistant.
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CherylWe've been kidnapped and theres two men here who say they're going to kill us by Friday at midnight. But I don't want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism. And I'm Miss United States and I stand for fairness, decency and the American Way.
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Cheryl# From Sea to shining sea! #
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Gracie HartSir I went through a makeover for the pageant. I'm still getting hairspray off my butt!
Sam FullerOkay look! I don't work for you and you don't work for me, we're a team. get it? As in I will kick your sorry ass if you don't listen to me 'team'
Gracie HartWell first of all, if you remember correctly it was skinny ass. and second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel its okay to go around harassing people and bashing their faces in. Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you don't start usuing your head.
