Hikaru HitachiinHaving a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.
Kaoru HitachiinAnd in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing.
Hikaru HitachiinAnd besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?
Kaoru HitachiinIt's a young woman's romantic fantasy.
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Hikaru Hitachiin[referring to Tamaki] Why is he sulking?
Kaoru HitachiinBecause Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy.
[arrows with boxes reading "Daddy" and "Mommy" pop up, pointing to Tamaki and Kyoya respectively]
Kyoya OhtoriWhatever. Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?
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Mitsukuni "Honey" HaninozukaKyou-chan, you really wake up to bad tempers, huh?
Takashi "Mori" MorinozukaYou are not in the position to say that.
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Haruhi Fujioka[is being forced to kiss a girl] This is going too far.
Kyouya OhtoriI'll cut your debt by a third.
Haruhi Fujioka...Oh well, it's just on the cheek.
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Tamaki SuouJust suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father.
Kyouya OhtoriFor special reasons, Haruhi has to conceal her gender.
Pop Up BoxSpecial Reasons = Debt
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Tamaki SuouAlthough you and Mori-senpai have little in common, there is one definite thing you lack! And that's a 'lovely item'!
KasanodaLovely... item?
Tamaki SuouAnd this time we introduce to you... the lovely item, 'Mitsukuni-kun'!
[Honey sparkles]
Tamaki SuouIndeed, if you look at Mori-senpai superficially, he does look scary and may give an icy impression. However, what happens when we place Mitsunkuni-kun on his shoulders? It's like a state of 'big bear Mori being likened by a little animal'!
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Haruhi Fujioka[after an elaborate plan to get two students to admit their love] Aren't you making things worse?
Kasanoda[eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face] I said it's KASANODA, damn it! You guys wanna die or something?
Tamaki SuouHitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: [Tamaki and the Twins cower behind sofa] That is a pretty scary face...
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Tamaki SuouAlright! The Low Blood Pressure Evil Lord has given his approval!
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Kyouya Ohtori[Tamaki spazzes] ... Did I step on a mine or something?
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Kazukiyo SougaYou might also add fear of horror movies, fear of ghost storytelling, fear of suddenly getting scared from behind, and fear of TV commercials about horror movies. What is it with those, anyway? I really do not like them airing those segments without any warnings. What's become of the rights of the cowards?