DonatelloI was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
Michaelangelo[Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
DonatelloWell, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
SplinterI remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
DonatelloThe ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
DonatelloNo, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please.
[Drumroll]
DonatelloHe was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
RaphaelI think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
MichaelangeloLadies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.
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MichaelangeloIt's quiet. A little too quiet. Always wanted to say that.
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DonatelloListen, if the Shredder hadn't have made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd all be eating fish flakes in some kid's acquarium right now.
MichaelangeloGoodbye, dented manhole cover. Goodbye, home sweet home.
RaphaelHello, cruel world. Come on.
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[theme song]
ChorusTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! / Turtles count it off: 1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles! / Mutant chain reaction, turtles! Livin' underground, turtles! / Ninjutsu action, turtles! / It's a shell of a town! Turtles count it off: 1! Live by the code of the martial arts / 2! Never fight unless someone else starts / 3! Always stick together no matter what / 4! If all else fails then it's time to kick butt! / I love bein... I love bein... I love bein' a Turtle! / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! / Turtles count it off: 1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles, there's no one better / Turtles, watch out for Shredder! / Turtles, they're like no others / Turtles, those teenage brothers! / 1! 2! 3! 4! 1! 2! 3! 4! / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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SplinterHow many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
LeonardoAnd, even if the Shredder is still out there, no matter what he throws at us, no matter how he messes with our lives, nothing he does will change the most important thing: that we are family.
MichaelangeloHa ha ha. Leo, that was off the charts on the Sap-O Meter. You been watching way too many after school specials, bro.
RaphaelJust eat your S'Mores and keep quiet, Mikey. Leo's got a point.
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SplinterI hate to put either one of you at risk, but only a fool ignores fate and the strange gifts it offers.
April O'NeilWell if it's strange gifts you're after, they don't come any stranger than Casey Jones.
Little BoyMom. There's two giant turtles in the bathroom and one of them has got your stockings.
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QuarryWe've learned to either live off the land or it lives off of us.
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April O'NeilYou guys can stay as long as you want, so long as you don't block the TV.
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DonatelloThe Gravity Equalizer. Don't leave home without it.
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ShredderLike the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.
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Oroku SakiI do not tolerate failure.
Dr. Baxter StockmanWhich is why you'd make a lousy scientist.
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SplinterDonatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering. A true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again.
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MichaelangeloIt's the end of the world as we know it... And I don't feel fine.
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LeonardoAre you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
MichaelangeloThat a great big serving of Kung Pao Chicken would be really good about now?
ShredderSay farewell to each other while you still can.
MichaelangeloOh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to... Uh... To yourself.
Raphael[Sarcastically] Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him.
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MichaelangeloMan, when we found out that Shredder was an Utrom, I nearly soiled my shell.
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April O'NeilThere's no way he could have survived that, right?
MichaelangeloI don't know, April, the Shredder may play rough, he may play dirty, but he don't play dead.
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SplinterMaster Yoshi kept his honor to the end. A true warrior, and a true Guardian.
Casey JonesAah! Grr! The Shredder and Hun, the Purple Dragons. Buncha heartless goons! I... I just wanna... Grrrrrrr!
April O'NeilI think what Mr. Jones here is trying to say is, we're sorry for your loss, Master Splinter.
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RaphaelIt's not nice to invade Mr. Raphie's Neighborhood.
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April O'Neil[Over the Shell Cell] Guys, it's April. Casey and I are in kind of a tight spot.
LeonardoApril, I can't hear you. Can you talk a little louder?
April O'NeilNot really. We're being held by these aliens. They're big and ugly and they stink.
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FugitoidI know the risks are high. There is a 95.6% certainty that I will not return. But I besiege you, do not try to stop me. For it is as they say, "Greater love has no robot than this that he lay down his R.A.M. for his friends".
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ThugWho are you, Man?
NobodyWho am I? I might just be a glimmer of hope for a lost city. I'm the guy the cops would thank if they knew I existed. But they don't. Who am I? I'm Nobody.
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[to the Turtles]
ShredderThe time for games has ended. No more charades.
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ShredderYou see me as I am and it will be the last thing you will ever see.
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ShredderPrepare to face your destiny and your doom.
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Dr. Baxter StockmanYou brought us all the way out here for a blimp? What pea-brained, half-wit authorized this project?
Oroku SakiI did.
Dr. Baxter StockmanOh, well... I'm sure you had your reasons, oh wise and revered master.
