Jackie HarrisNo, you know what's hilarious is the person who is sleeping around and neglecting your kids is the one telling everybody else how to live their life.
Darlene ConnerYeah, have another glass of water, Jackie! Dilute some of that tequila!
Jackie HarrisThis isn't tequila talking! This is the truth! You think you're the almighty decision-maker around here? Huh! You think you can replace Roseanne as the Mom of this family? What a joke!
Darlene ConnerYou wanna talk about my Mom? Let's talk about her... 'cause she spent her entire life trying to fix you! And every time she picked you up, you fell down! You know why? 'Cause you're a loser and you were the bane of her existence!
Harris Conner-Healy[Jackie slaps Darlene across the face] Don't you ever touch my Mother!
