Night of the Zoopocalypse Movie Quotes
Felix
Rodent.
Frida
Capybara, you ignorant monkey!
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Gracie
[after setting the clock to 7 o'clock to destroy the amalgam] It's working!
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Gracie
[finding Poot turned into a gum-beast] Oh, poor Poot.
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Gracie
You think it saw us?
Dan
No. Uh, I mean yes!
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Gracie
Gramma Abigale was right. That definitely was something bad.
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Felix
Tree frogs! I should've known!
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Xavier
A monster movie with a musical ending!
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Bunny Zero
[only line, after she is turned back to normal] Um, what's everybody looking at? Oh!
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Gracie
[trying to get the clock tower to read 7 o'clock] I just have to get the lizard to point at the toucan.
[grunts]
Gracie
Oh, no! I need... more time!
Poot
Don't worry Gracie...
[Poot is about to attack the amalgam]
Poot
I got this.
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Frida
[heavily panting] So, you wanna fight? Hi-yah!
[she attacks Ash]
Felix
[seeing Frida attacking Ash] The rodent!
Xavier
The survivors' long festering animosities finally boil over!
[he spits his hands, then starts to attack them]
Xavier
A l'attaque!
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Frida
My eyes are so dry.
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Gracie
Gramma Abigale, you were right about something worse happening. But you were wrong about other critters.
Gramma Abigale
You say that to me after all I've gone through tonight. But I get it. For a spell, I was snuggled up close and personal with an aardvark and zebra. Now I see how other critters ain't so bad. And I also got me a bunny rabbit tail! I like it! And I don't care who knows it!
Gracie
[laughs] It suits you, Gramma. Now let me introduce you to my new friends.
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Gracie
Stay away, critter. My paws are lethal. Hey, why aren't you in a cage?
Xavier
Ah, excellent question, mademoiselle. But to understand, you must first witness, the Late Night Movie! Like the actors in these films, I, Xavier, in my own modest way perform. Sometimes it is a nagging cough, or pink eye, or a broken tail. The humans, they bring me here, feed me and leave me alone for the night. Ah, and that is when the show begins! Thrillers, dramas, comedies, heist films. From these films, I have studied the techniques of picking locks. Et voila! Cages can no longer contain Xavier!
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Gracie
Looks like you messed with the wrong pack, bunny!
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Gracie
[finding a squeaky toy] Where did that come from?
Dan
This is a zoo. Nothing makes sense here.
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Gracie
Evasion Maneuver 7, Delta 15!
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Xavier
Something further down the food chain go first. You, big rodent!
Frida
Stop calling me rodent!
Ash
But aren't capybaras rodents?
Frida
That's not my point!
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Ash
Is that food?
Xavier
It is a critical element of the cinema that Xavier has always wanted to try.
Frida
[snatching the popcorn out of Xavier's hands] Chicos, me first. Capybaras have low blood sugar.
Felix
Don't be ridiculous! We go from the top of the food chain down to...
[he eats a piece of popcorn]
Felix
... to the one with the tiniest brain.
Ash
That does it, monkey!
[he attacks Felix]
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Gracie
Yes! It's time to wash out all those droolin' mouths. Ha. This is actually gonna work!
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Gracie
This one's for Gramma Abigale. Surprise maneuver 42b.
[she kicks the gum-beast Fred]
Gracie
Hi-yaaaaaah!
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Felix
Enjoy your new life in the zoo, mountain lion! I have a feeling it'll be short!
[he does a hanging pose, then laughs]
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[repeated line]
Poot
Hi, I'm Poot.
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Gracie
Gramma Abigale? Gramma Abigale, I knew the pack could handle a few monsters.
Dan
If that's your grandma, we're too late.
Gracie
What? Oh, no, Gramma Abigale always like that. She's just old.
[a gum-beast Abigale emerges from the darkness]
Gracie
Gramma Abigale!
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Dan
Come and get me, you ugly pile of pampered-
[he is interrupted as Gracie pushes him into the gift shop]
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Felix
[finding the leg of the gum-beast Fred] I know that leg. Fred?
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Dan
We made it.
Gracie
We?
Dan
Yeah. We. You've got some pretty good moves, you know, for a zoo-born animal.
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Frida
Where did it go?
Ash
We have to get outta here.
Xavier
But there is nowhere to go.
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Xavier
Mademoiselle, our destiny is in your paws!
[he climbs up onto Gracie, and then imitates a trumpet playing "La Marseillaise"]
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Poot
Again!
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Gracie
Did you just punch my gramma in the face?
Dan
Sorry kid, but your grandma's a monster.
Gracie
You're the monster!
Dan
I thought I was the bodyguard!
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Gracie
The song is the cure! Just sing!
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Poot
What kind of animal is that?
Gracie
That? I'd call that something worse!
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Gracie
[to Bunny Zero] Pod monster!
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Xavier
Ah, a convenient plot device!
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[first lines]
Xavier
Ooh, la la! Young wolf, you are awake!
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Ash
You and your ugly monkey friend tried to shut me out!
Frida
He's not my friend!
Xavier
Friends with a guinea pig?
Frida
Capybara!
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Gracie
Dangerous? Come on!
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Xavier
Mesdames et Messieurs, welcome to the zoopocalypse!
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Gracie
Heh, serves you right, you-!
[a dart has hit her nose]
Gracie
Wha-? Oh, no...
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Felix
I hate that song.
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Gramma Abigale
You just don't get it, do you, Gracie? Sooner or later, something bad, or worse, is gonna happen.
Gracie
Nothing's gonna happen. It never does. We live in a zoo!
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Fred
We need a plan!
Felix
I have one!
Fred
Great. What is it?
Felix
Every monkey for himself!
Fred
Huh?
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Xavier
From the jaws of defeat, our hero arc is complete!
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Frida
Xavier, what happens next in the Late Night Movies?
Xavier
A good question, Frida. Often at this point, the heroes are starving and resort to eating each other! Or, we can eat popcorn!
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