Parasite 2019 - Movie Quotes

Ki-taek [to his son] You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned. Look around you. Did you think these people made a plan to sleep in the sports hall with you? But here we are now, sleeping together on the floor. So, there's no need for a plan. You can't go wrong with no plans. We don't need to make a plan for anything. It doesn't matter what will happen next. Even if the country gets destroyed or sold out, nobody cares. Got it?

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Ki-taek They are rich but still nice.

Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife They are nice because they are rich.

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Chung-sook If I had all this I would be kinder.

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[last lines]

Kim Ki-woo Dad, today I made a plan - a fundamental plan. I'm going to earn money, a lot of it. University, a career, marriage, those are all fine, but first I'll earn money. When I have money, I'll buy the house. On the day we move in, Mom and I will be in the yard. Because the sunshine is so nice there. All you'll need to do is walk up the stairs. Take care until then. So long.

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Ki-jung Jessica, only child.

Ki-jung Ki-jung, Ki-woo: Illinois, Chicago. Classmate of Kim Jin-mo. He's your cousin.

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Ki-taek Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.

Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out by money.

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[repeated line]

Geun-se Respect!

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Ki-taek [message to Ki-woo] Perhaps you, if no one else, will be able to read this. You were a Scout, so I'm writing this just in case. Have your injuries healed? I'm sure your mother is plenty healthy. I'm doing fine in here. Though thinking of Ki-jung makes me cry. Even now, what happened that day doesn't seem real. It feels like a dream, and yet it doesn't. That day as I went out the gate, I suddenly knew where I needed to go. A house where such a grisly thing took place would surely not be easy to sell. I've struggled to hold on in this empty house. Still, thanks to the house being empty - what was her name, Moon-gwang? - I was able to give her a proper send off. I hear treeside burials are trendy. So hell, I did my best. Those real estate sharks sure are clever. They duped some people who had just arrived in Korea and managed to sell the house. With the parents working and the kids attending school, the family is usually out. But the damned housekeeper stays here 24 hours a day. Each time I go upstairs, I take my life into my hands. And it turns out Germans eat more than just sausage and beer. What a relief. Passing the time down here, everything starts to go hazy. Today at least, I was able to write you this letter. If I send out the letter this way every night, maybe someday you'll see it. So long.

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Kim Ki-jung [about Moon-gwang] She may look like a sheep, but inside, she's a fox. Sometimes she acts like she owns the house.

Kim Ki-woo Right. Of all the people in that house, she's lived there the longest. She was housekeeper to the architect Namgoong, but then she went on to work for this family. When the architect moved out, he introduced this woman to Park's family, telling them, "This is a great housekeeper, you should hire her".

Chung-sook So she survived a change of ownership.

Kim Ki-woo She won't give up such a good job easily.

Kim Ki-jung To extract a woman like that, we need to prepare well.

Kim Ki-woo Right, we need a plan.

Park Da-hye [cut to a scene with Ki-woo and Da-hye] I want to eat peaches. I like peaches best.

Kim Ki-woo Why not ask for some?

Park Da-hye No peaches at our house. It's a forbidden fruit.

Kim Ki-woo [cut back to the Kims; referring to Moon-gwang] So according to what Da-hye told me, she's got a pretty serious allergy to peaches. You know that fuzz on the peach skin? If she's anywhere near it, she gets a full body rash, has trouble breathing, asthma, a total meltdown!

[Moon-gwang falls sick after Ki-woo puts peach fuzz on her]

Ki-taek Anyway. I wasn't trying to eavesdrop, but her words came through clearly! So I couldn't help but...

Kim Ki-woo Cut, cut! Dad, your emotions are up to here. Bring them down to about there.

Ki-taek So I couldn't help but overhear...

Kim Ki-woo Keep it focused!

Ki-taek [to Mrs. Park] What I'm trying to say is... it's just that, your housekeeper's voice is quite loud, you know?

Park Yeon-kyo I understand, it's all right. Just tell me, okay?

Ki-taek She said she got diagnosed with active tuberculosis and she was practically shouting over the phone, so upset she could barely control herself!

Park Yeon-kyo Tuberculosis? Come on...

Ki-taek It's true, she phoned someone saying she had active TB.

Kim Ki-woo Kim Ki-woo, Park Yeon-kyo: Do people still get TB?

Kim Ki-woo [cut back to the Kims] Dad, back in the day, people used to buy Christmas Seals, right? Feels like a bygone era.

Ki-taek [cut back to Ki-taek and Mrs. Park] But I saw it on the internet. Korea has the #1 rate of TB of all the OECD countries.

Kim Ki-woo [cut back to the Kims] But she's still working, as if nothing's wrong - with a kid like Da-song in the house.

Ki-taek [cut back to Ki-taek and Mrs. Park] So you've got a young kid like Da-song in the house, and a TB patient is doing dishes, cooking, spraying spittle...

Park Yeon-kyo Stop it, please!

[cut to the Kims putting peach fuzz on Moon-gwang, causing her to fall sick again, and Ki-taek using chili sauce to fake Moon-gwang's blood]

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Kim Ki-woo [narrates] Opening my eyes for the first time in a month, I saw a detective who looked nothing like a detective. Then the doctor who looked nothing like a doctor spoke. Even when I heard how much Ki-jung bled that day... even when I heard the words "forgery", "trespassing", "foul play", "murder", and that we were lucky to get away with probation... even when I finally got to see Ki-jung's face, I kept laughing. Though when I went back and watched the news reports, I didn't laugh.

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Ki-taek Acting is one thing. But this family is so gullible, right?

Chung-sook Especially the Madame.

Ki-taek You said it. She's so naive and nice. She's rich but she's still nice.

Chung-sook Not "Rich but still nice." Nice because she's rich, you know? Hell, if I had all this money, I'd be nice too!

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Moon-gwang Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch!

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Moon-gwang Want to come down with me?

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Moon-gwang What are you, a family of charlatans?

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Kim Ki-woo [narrates] Actually, Mom and I had no idea where Dad was. But those detectives still wore themselves out following us. Eventually the news went quiet and after the surveillance stopped, I started going up that mountain. From up there, you have a great view of the house. That day, despite the cold. I felt like staying longer.

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Moon-gwang [Impersonating a North Korean news anchor] Today our beloved great leader Kim Jong-un, after witnessing the charlatan family video, was unable to contain his shock and fury at their wicked, despicable provocation!

Geun-se I've missed your jokes, honey!

Moon-gwang Therefore, our great leader in this age of denuclearization has commanded the nation's last remaining nuclear warhead be driven down the throats of this wicked family!

Geun-se No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!

Moon-gwang With their stinking guts serving as the last nuclear graveyard, our dear Leaders wish to denuclearize and bring world peace... Hands in the air, fuckers!... Higher! you scumbag family!

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Ki-taek [referring to the secret room underneath the Park family's house] How can you live in a place like this?

Geun-se Well, lots of people live underground. Especially if you count semi-basements.

Ki-taek What'll you do? You don't have a plan?

Geun-se I just feel comfortable here. It feels like I was born here. Maybe I had my wedding here, too. As for the National Pension, I don't qualify. In my old age, love will comfort me. So please. Let me live down here.

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Ki-taek [after learning that everyone in his family has the same smell] So do we all need to use different soap, now?

Kim Ki-woo Dad, we'll need to use different laundry soap, too. And fabric softener.

Chung-sook You mean doing four separate loads of laundry each time?

Kim Ki-jung That's not it. It's the semi-basement smell. We need to leave this home to lose the smell.

Ki-taek Anyway, aren't we fortunate to be worrying about things like this?

Kim Ki-woo Sure.

Ki-taek In an age like ours, when an opening for a security guard attracts 500 university graduates. Our entire family got hired!

Kim Ki-woo That's right, Dad!

Ki-taek If we put our 4 salaries together? The amount of cash coming from that house into ours is immense! Let's offer a prayer of gratitude to the great Mr. Park. And to Min! Ki-woo, that friend of yours turned into such a fine guy, and thanks to him we're all...

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Ki-taek Ki-woo, you know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan. You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. Look around us. Did these people think, 'Let's all spend the night in a gym'? But look now. Everyone's sleeping on the floor, us included. That's why people shouldn't make plans. With no plan, nothing can go wrong. And if something spins out of control, it doesn't matter. Whether you kill someone, or betray your country. None of it fucking matters. Got it?

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Ki-taek [helping Dong-ik to find a new housekeeper] Then would this help?

[Ki-taek hands Dong-ik a business card from The Care]

Dong Ik The Care? What is this?

Ki-taek I just recently found out about them. How to describe it? It's like a membership service. The company provides veteran-grade help to VIP customers such as you. For example maids, caregivers, or drivers like myself.

Dong Ik You can tell from the card they're high-class. Cool design. Then how do you know about this company?

Ki-taek They contacted me as a veteran-grade driver. You might say they scouted me? But when their call came I had already arranged to meet with you.

Dong Ik I see... You turned down this famous company to work for me. I won't forget that.

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Ki-taek Wow, does Oxford have a major in document forgery? Ki-jung would be top of her class.

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Kim Ki-jung The lower-right region of a painting is called the 'schizophrenia zone'. Psychotic symptoms often reveal themselves here.

Park Yeon-kyo Oh, phrenia...

Kim Ki-jung Look here. Da-song painted this unusual shape, right?

Park Yeon-kyo I see.

Park Yeon-kyo [pointing to another painting by Da-song] Over there, it's the same! It's the same, right?

Kim Ki-jung Yes, that's correct. A similar shape in the same zone. You see it now?

Park Yeon-kyo Yes. I've stared at that painting at every meal! But I had no idea.

Kim Ki-jung Calm down. Let's compose ourselves. This is all a black box into Da-song's mind. Would you like to open that box with me, Madame?

Park Yeon-kyo I want to open it.

Kim Ki-jung Then we'll need 4 two-hour sessions per week, and this is not simple tutoring, it's art therapy, right?

Park Yeon-kyo Of course.

Kim Ki-jung Because of that my rate is set at a very high level. Are you okay with that?

Park Yeon-kyo It's my pleasure.

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Moon-gwang You neanderthals. Is that all you can think to do, drink yourselves stupid? In this home suffused with Mr. Namgoong's creative spirit? You cretins! What do you know about art?

Geun-se What would they know? When the sun was nice, we'd bask in those sunbeams, right? At such moments we could feel his artistic touch.

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Chung-sook But how long has your husband been down here?

Moon-gwang Hold on a sec. 4 years?

Geun-se 4 years, 3 months and 17 days.

Moon-gwang Right, it's June now. Four years ago when Mr. Namgoong moved to Paris, in the time before Mr. Park's family moved in, I brought my husband down here. Many rich houses have secret bunkers, where you can hide in case North Korea attacks, or if creditors break in. But it seems Mr. Namgoong was a bit embarrassed about this, because he never mentioned it to Mr. Park's family. So only I know about it.

Chung-sook So that's how it happened. But now that I know, I've no choice but to call the police!

Moon-gwang No please, sis! As fellow members of the needy, please don't.

Chung-sook I'm not needy!

Moon-gwang But we're needy! We've no house, no money, only debts! Sis, please! Even after 4 years of hiding, those debt collectors won't give up. They're still searching for him, threatening to stab him.

Chung-sook You used loan sharks?

Geun-se It's all my fault. The Taiwan cake shop. My Taiwanese Wangshui castella shop went bust. I was overwhelmed by debt.

Moon-gwang Please take this.

Chung-sook What's that?

Moon-gwang It's not much, just a modest sum. But we'll send it to you every month. In return, just once every 2 days, please leave him some food. No no, just once a week. There's a refrigerator here. Just once a week.

Chung-sook You've got some nerve! I'm calling the police.

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Geun-se Honey, this 'send' button is like a missile launcher.

Moon-gwang What do you mean, honey?

Geun-se If we threaten to push it, those people can't do anything. It's like a North Korean rocket. A North Korean missile button!

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Kim Ki-woo [referring to a forged document that falsely shows that he is a college student] I don't think of this as forgery or crime. I'll go to this university next year.

Ki-taek So you've got a plan!

Kim Ki-woo I just printed out the document a bit early.

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Chung-sook If she wanted, she'd be a fucking great con artist.

Ki-taek Isn't her voice tone great? Takes after me.

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Kim Ki-woo What would Min do in this situation?

Kim Ki-jung Min wouldn't be in this situation!

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Park Yeon-kyo [referring to an abstract painting by her young son] Da-song is an artist by nature. Look at this painting.

Kim Ki-woo It's so metaphorical. It's really strong.

Park Yeon-kyo Strong, right? You've got an eye for this.

Kim Ki-woo It's a chimpanzee, right?

Park Yeon-kyo A self-portrait.

Kim Ki-woo Sure enough! The perspective of a young artist eludes understanding. Or perhaps it's Da-song's expressive genius...

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Min [giving a stone as a gift] My grandpa has collected scholar's rocks since his cadet days. Now the annex, the study, every room in the house is filled with these things. But this stone here is said to bring material wealth to families...

Kim Ki-woo Min! This is so metaphorical.

Ki-taek For sure. It's a very opportune gift. Please relay our deepest thanks to your grandpa.

Chung-sook [complaining about the gift] Food would be better.

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Kim Ki-jung But isn't an older driver better?

Park Yeon-kyo That's true. They drive better, have better manners.

Kim Ki-jung My father's brother had a driver just like that. Mr. Kim. He was so congenial and nice. I used to call him Uncle when I was young.

Park Yeon-kyo You know a man like that?

Kim Ki-jung Yes, he was so mild-mannered. Oh, but my relatives relocated to Chicago. I wonder if Mr. Kim's free now?

Park Yeon-kyo I'm really interested! Could I meet him?

Kim Ki-jung Really?

Park Yeon-kyo I don't trust anyone now. I only trust someone recommended by a person I know well. But if you've known him so long, I'd feel much more at ease.

Kim Ki-jung Do you really want to meet him?

Park Yeon-kyo I'm deadly serious. This chain of recommendations is best. How should I describe it? A belt of trust?

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Park Yeon-kyo Jessica, the last time you came, our driver gave you a ride, right?

Kim Ki-jung That's right.

Park Yeon-kyo This may be an odd question, but nothing happened then?

Kim Ki-jung No, he was very nice. I told him to go to Hyehwa Station, but he insisted on driving me home.

Park Yeon-kyo That jerk! He took you home late at night? Revealing where you live?

Kim Ki-jung No, I got off at Hyehwa.

Park Yeon-kyo Oh, good girl. Very good. Jessica nice...

Kim Ki-jung Did something happen with him?

Park Yeon-kyo He won't be working for us any more. A slightly shameful incident.

Kim Ki-jung What incident?

Park Yeon-kyo Oh, you don't need to know.

Kim Ki-jung But I'm surprised. He was so gentlemanly and cool.

Park Yeon-kyo Jessica, you're too young and innocent! You have a lot to learn about people.

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Dong Ik You still have those cheap panties? Huh? The ones Yoon's girlfriend left behind. If you wear those, I'll get really fucking hard.

Park Yeon-kyo Really? Then buy me drugs. Buy me drugs!

Dong Ik Eat this instead.

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Dong Ik Why such a craving for braised ribs today? Our old housekeeper made delicious ribs.

Ki-taek The one who quit this week?

Dong Ik My wife wouldn't even tell me why she quit. Sure, it's easy enough to hire a new one. Still, it's a shame. She was a great housekeeper.

Ki-taek I see.

Dong Ik She kept the house in great shape, and she knew never to cross the line. I can't stand people who cross the line. Perhaps just one weak point? Eating too much. She always ate enough for two. But considering all the work she did...

Ki-taek Then you better find someone new. A new housekeeper.

Dong Ik We're in trouble now. In a week, our house will be a trash can. My clothes will start to smell. My wife has no talent for housework. She's bad at cleaning, and her cooking's awful.

Ki-taek Still, you love her, right?

Dong Ik [laughing] Of course. I love her. We'll call it love.

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Kim Ki-woo Da-hye, you solved those later problems then went back to #24. Right?

Park Da-hye Yes.

Kim Ki-woo If that were the first question on a real exam, you'd be screwed. Look at this. Your pulse is racing. The heart doesn't lie. An exam is like slashing through a jungle. Lose that momentum and you're finished. The answer to #24? I don't care. Slashing through the exam, dominating it! That's all I care about. What you need is vigor. Vigor. Understand?

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Kim Ki-jung [as fumigation is occurring on the street outside their home] Shut the window.

Ki-taek Leave it open. We'll get free extermination. Kill the stink bugs.

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Moon-gwang [after capturing the Kim family on video] Are you some family of charlatans?

Chung-sook So, sis...

Moon-gwang Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch! I'm gonna send this video to the madame, how about that?

Ki-taek No reception in the basement, right?

Kim Ki-jung The phone works fine.

Kim Ki-woo Ma'am, to be honest, the jobs we have here...

Moon-gwang Shut up! It's too late now! Let's all go to jail! We're fucking going down!

Ki-taek Lady, are you crazy? If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked! What did those nice people ever do wrong? Why do this to them?

Moon-gwang Stop right there! Or I'll push the 'send' button.

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Dong Ik Wait a minute. Where's that smell coming from?

Park Yeon-kyo What smell?

Dong Ik Mr. Kim's smell.

Park Yeon-kyo Mr. Kim?

Dong Ik Yeah.

Park Yeon-kyo Not sure what you mean.

Dong Ik Really? You must have smelled it. That smell that wafts through the car, how to describe it?

Park Yeon-kyo An old man's smell?

Dong Ik No no, it's not that. What is it? Like an old radish? No. You know when you boil a rag? It smells like that. Anyway, even though he always seems about to cross the line, he never does cross it. That's good. I'll give him credit.

Park Yeon-kyo Yeah.

Dong Ik But that smell crosses the line. It powers through right into the back seat.

Park Yeon-kyo How bad can it be?

Dong Ik I don't know. It's hard to describe. But you sometimes smell it on the subway.

Park Yeon-kyo It's been ages since I rode a subway.

Dong Ik People who ride the subway have a special smell.

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Kim Ki-woo If Da-hye and I marry, we can bring in actors to be my mom and dad.

Kim Ki-woo [pointing at Ki-jung] Look at her. She got so many jobs acting in weddings last year.

Kim Ki-jung I even caught the bouquet from a bitch I've never met. If you get the bouquet, they pay an extra $10.

Chung-sook That's how your acting got so good!

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Ki-taek [referring to the Park family's house] We live here now, don't we? Getting drunk in the living room.

Kim Ki-woo Right, we live here. Why not?

Ki-taek This is our home right now. It's cozy.

Chung-sook Cozy? Are you feeling cozy? Sure, but suppose Park walked through that door now. What about your dad? He'd run and hide like a cockroach. Kids, you know at our house, when you turn on the light, and the cockroaches scatter? You know what I mean?

[Chung-sook starts laughing]

Ki-taek I'm getting fucking tired of this. A cockroach?

Chung-sook Yeah.

[Ki-taek suddenly grabs Chung-sook's shirt]

Kim Ki-woo Huh? What's wrong?

Kim Ki-jung What's the matter?

Kim Ki-woo Dad, don't do that. You only live once.

[Chung-sook and Ki-taek start laughing]

Kim Ki-jung What the hell?

Ki-taek I fooled you! Didn't I?

Kim Ki-woo Jesus, Dad.

Ki-taek I fooled you too, Ki-woo? Did it look for real?

Chung-sook If it was for real, I'd fucking kill you.

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Chung-sook What's going on here?

Moon-gwang I know you must be startled. I would be too in this situation. But as two fellow workers... Right, Chung-sook?

Chung-sook How do you know my name?

Moon-gwang To be honest I'm still texting with the boy Da-song. I knew they were going camping, so I came today. I wanted to speak to you alone. Talking about. Don't worry, Chung-sook. I cut the wire on the CCTV by the gate. Nobody knows I came. Isn't that good, sis?

Chung-sook Don't call me sis!

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Dong Ik [handing Yeon-kyo an envelope containing panties] Honey. This was under my car seat. Driver Yoon is such a scumbag.

Park Yeon-kyo [looking at the panties] What is this? I'm sorry, honey. I didn't know he was this kind of guy.

Dong Ik Don't you pay him well? Is he saving up by not paying for a motel?

Park Yeon-kyo He must be a pervert. He likes it in the car. Oh, that's gross. In his boss' car!

Dong Ik A young guy's sex life is his own business, that's all fine. But why in my car? And if so, why not in his seat? Why cross the line like that?

Park Yeon-kyo You're right.

Dong Ik Does dripping his sperm on my seat turn him on?

Park Yeon-kyo I can't believe this.

Dong Ik But you know what's strangest of all?

Park Yeon-kyo What?

Dong Ik Usually if you have car sex, you might leave behind a strand of hair, or an earring.

Park Yeon-kyo Right.

Dong Ik But how can you forget your own panties?

Park Yeon-kyo That's right. It's hard to overlook.

Dong Ik So it makes me quite suspicious of this woman's condition. You get me?

[Dong-ik whispers in Yeon-kyo's ear]

Park Yeon-kyo [alarmed] Oh my... meth or cocaine?

Dong Ik Shh! The kids!

Park Yeon-kyo What do we do? What if anyone finds white powder in your car?

Dong Ik Calm down, relax. Relax. For now it's just supposition. A rational guess. But no need to call the police.

Park Yeon-kyo Not that!

Dong Ik Still, for a busy man like me to ask, 'Why are you fucking in my car?'

Park Yeon-kyo Exactly.

Dong Ik So instead... Can you just invent some bland excuse to let him go?

Park Yeon-kyo Okay sure.

Dong Ik No need to mention panties or car sex. We don't need to stoop to that level, do we?

Park Yeon-kyo Surely not! But what if he goes online and accuses us...

Dong Ik Just give him a good severance.

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Kim Ki-woo [suggesting an art teacher for Yeon-kyo's son] Someone just came to mind. What was her name? Jessica! Right, Jessica... She was in the same art school as my cousin. What was her Korean name? Anyway, after studying applied arts at Illinois State University, she returned to Korea.

Park Yeon-kyo Illinois... tell me more.

Kim Ki-woo Her teaching is unusual, but she knows how to handle kids. She's got a special reputation in her field. But even though her methods are unique, she can help kids get into good art schools.

Park Yeon-kyo Now I'm really curious. What is she like?

Kim Ki-woo Would you like to meet her? Though I heard she's in high demand...

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Park Da-hye Did you know that Da-song is faking it all?

Kim Ki-woo Huh? What do you mean?

Park Da-hye It's all a show. Acting like a genius, that 4th dimension stuff is all fake. An artist cosplay.

Kim Ki-woo Da-song?

Park Da-hye You know that thing, when he freezes and stares at the sky, as if struck by inspiration.

Kim Ki-woo So he's walking along, then he stares at the clouds for 10 minutes.

Park Da-hye So you know what I mean? He gives me the creeps. He pretends that he can't live a normal life. Makes me want to puke.

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Chung-sook Why didn't you put up a 'No Urinating' sign? I told you!

Ki-taek No, signs like that just make them piss even more.

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Park Yeon-kyo [referring to her son's artistic ability] He has a Basquiat-esque sense, even at age 9!

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Da Song [after sniffing Ki-taek and Chung-sook] It's the same! They smell the same!

Park Yeon-kyo What are you talking about? Go up to Jessica.

Da Song Jessica smells like that, too.

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Park Yeon-kyo It's ridiculous, right? Running around, trying to please a kid. He's not some kind of prince.

Chung-sook He's the youngest. It's common.

Park Yeon-kyo Please understand. Da-song is a bit... unwell. He's receiving trauma therapy and art therapy. There was an incident.

Chung-sook What incident?

Park Yeon-kyo Sis, you believe in ghosts, too? Da-song saw a ghost in the house when he was in 1st grade. He had a birthday party at home that day. Late that night, when everyone was sleeping, Da-song crept down to the kitchen and took the cake out. The whipped cream on that cake was amazing. Even in bed, he couldn't stop thinking about it. So Da-song was sitting, eating his cake... He screamed, and I ran downstairs, and he was all... his eyes rolled back in his head, convulsions, foam in his mouth. Have you ever seen a child have a seizure?

Chung-sook No.

Park Yeon-kyo They need 15-minute treatment, or they're done for. That's the time you have to reach an emergency room, 15 minutes.

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Dong Ik [referring to a business card given to him by Ki-taek] Anyway, I can give this card to my wife, right?

Ki-taek Yes, that's why I brought it up. No need to mention me. You can tell her you found the company yourself.

Dong Ik Sure. Thanks to you I can play the good husband.

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Park Yeon-kyo They say a ghost in the house brings wealth. Actually, the money's been good recently.

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Kim Ki-woo Dad, my foot.

Ki-taek [whispering] Don't call me Dad!

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Park Yeon-kyo Anyway, ram-don as soon as we walk in, okay?

Chung-sook Then you're almost here?

Park Yeon-kyo 8 minutes, according to the GPS.

Chung-sook You arrive in 8 minutes...

Park Yeon-kyo Start boiling the water right away!

Chung-sook [after getting off the phone] What the hell is ram-don?

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Kim Ki-jung We're the ones who need help. Worry about us, okay? Dad! Come on, Dad! Just focus on us, okay? On us! Not Driver Yoon, but me, please!

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Ki-taek Awesome timing, huh?

Kim Ki-woo She speaks, and the lightning crashes!

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Moon-gwang [capturing the Kim family on video] You scumbag family. Husband?

Ki-taek Husband.

Moon-gwang Wife?

Chung-sook Yes.

Moon-gwang Son?

Kim Ki-woo Yes.

Moon-gwang Daughter?

Kim Ki-jung Daughter.

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Ki-taek Look kids, we made it out of there safely, right? And besides us, nobody knows what happened there. Right? So nothing happened. You understand? I've got my own plan. So you two just forget about it, okay? Let's go home. Let's go take a bath.

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Moon-gwang Honey, that woman Chung-sook... Oh, god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs. Repeat after me. Chung-sook... Chung-sook...

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JTBC Reporter This sudden rampage in the back yard of an upper-class home is a highly unusual case. Since the homeless man who sparked the rampage died at the scene, police are struggling to even establish a clear motive.

JTBC Reporter The driver Kim and the slain Mr. Park are said to have been on good terms. For now the police investigation is focused on locating the driver Kim. Kim, after exiting this door and descending the stairs, disappeared into the neighboring alleys. Police searched the CCTVs of nearby homes to no avail, and they have yet to find any witnesses. Given the situation, it's not an exaggeration to say that Kim vanished into thin air.

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Park Yeon-kyo Listen, do you know how to make ram-don?

Chung-sook Ram-don?

Park Yeon-kyo Da-song likes ram-don more than anything.

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Doctor [explaining why Ki-woo keeps laughing] That happens sometimes after brain surgery. They keep laughing. For no reason.

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Dong Ik God, I can't believe I'm doing this at my age. It's so embarrassing. I'm really sorry, Mr. Kim. Da-song's mom insisted, it can't be helped. But the concept is simple. There'll be a parade with Jessica carrying a birthday cake. Then we jump out and attack Jessica. Swinging our tomahawks!

Ki-taek Right.

Dong Ik Just then, Da-song the good Indian will jump out and we'll do battle. Finally he'll save Jessica the cake princess, and they'll all cheer. Something like that. Silly, isn't it?

Ki-taek I guess your wife likes events and surprises.

Dong Ik Yeah, she does. But she's particularly into this party.

Ki-taek You're trying your best, too. Well, you love her, after all.

Dong Ik Mr. Kim. You're getting paid extra. Think of this as part of your work, okay?

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Park Yeon-kyo Please don't tell any of this to my husband, okay?

Ki-taek Understood.

Park Yeon-kyo If he hears I brought a TB patient to our home, I'll be hanged and quartered!

Ki-taek Don't worry, Madame. And if I may presume to say one thing. I have no feelings against that woman. I felt I had to speak up for the sake of public health and hygiene. But this could be seen as snitching or...

Park Yeon-kyo Don't you worry. I won't mention the TB. I'll just make up some excuse to dismiss her. Simply and quietly. It's a proven method. That's the best.

Ki-taek Okay, then.

[Ki-taek shakes Yeon-kyo's hand, causing her to squirm]

Park Yeon-kyo Have you... washed your hands?

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Kim Ki-woo [referring to a neighbor's Wi-Fi network] The lady upstairs put a password on 'iptime'.

Kim Ki-jung A password? Did you try 123456789?

Kim Ki-woo No luck.

Kim Ki-jung Do it the other way.

Kim Ki-woo I tried that too!

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Ki-taek [advising how to use a phone to find Wi-Fi networks] For Wi-Fi, hold it high. Stick it in every corner and so on.

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Ki-taek So we're all gathered here today, to celebrate the re connection of our phones, and this bounteous Wi-Fi!

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Geun-se Mr Park... you feed me and house me. RESPECT!

Ki-taek You do this everyday?

Geun-se Sure, I even send him whole sentences to thank him.

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