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Dev You see The Social Network? Max Minghella plays an Indian guy. He's white. They browned him up.
Ravi No no, I read he's one-sixteenth Indian.
Dev Who cares? If you go back far enough we're all one-sixteenth something. I'm probably one-sixteenth black. You think they're gonna let me play Blade?
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Dev Man, why'd you drag me to a work party?
Denise 'Cause you're my buddy. You're my friend. I want you to meet my coworkers.
Dev Oh, that's nice.
Denise Yeah, plus there's this girl here I'm trying to get with and if I showed up by myself, that'd seem kind of lame.
Dev Uh-huh, I get that.
Denise And I asked a bunch of other people to come, they said no.
Dev Great, thanks.
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Benjamin Long term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big, roaring fire right away, right? You know, you can't put the big logs in first. You start with the small stuff. Kindling, all right? Then you add that, *then* you put in the big logs and *then* you have a roaring fire. And that's a good relationship. But be careful, sometimes kindling is hard to find, you know? Good wood. So, don't take it for granted.
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Dev The sickening, it's happening!
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